/brit/

suck about 10 of these out a mug every day

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yeah

HIT RORKE IN THE SPOT

KNOCK HIS DREADS OFF

Why are English cities so grim? There's no foliage. An American street, as comparison.

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How much do you earn, /brit/?

sucking an elf bar

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getting blacked

Rorke getting told to quiet down by his mum about this one

90k. just turned 19

honestly done with you runts. thanks for the inane thread of pointless drivel; it was a bore to read and i won't remember any of it. you're all poor, shiftless homunculi without a clue, retreating from reality to post about poo. do the rest of the world a favour: tune out, shut up, and reduce your mother's broadband bill, by which i mean FUCK OFF. i won't ever look at this over-ripe cesspit again, so this is goodbye once i close the tab IMMEDIATELY after sending this post. inhale spores and drown. fuck you.

Provided without further comment

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30 thousand British pounds per annum.

900k. just turned 20

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>look for job
>REQUIREMENTS
>close tab

Working on a project to resolve over 60% of our customer service queries with a chatbot. Right now it's because there is too much customer service work to handle, but when the bots get better Deano will be out on his arse.

absolutely fucking over it

.lol

Between 93K and 100K USD, toil from home.

rorke getting nonced by jacque

gonna be rorkette soon

Why, when, where, how, who?

jacques wouldn't hurt a fly

Kino living situation if that bed was higher and that water was Evian instead of sewage

Paying too much for broadband.

dont earn anything

lamo

I cast Dubs

ol' janman taking his £0.00 salary way too seriously

just saw rorke get hit in the spot

saw his dreads fall off too

What about his creps?

any stocks and shares man in?

*walks into /brit/ in a pear of positively crepuscular creps*

What is it about shitholes like Glasgow, Newcastle and Liverpool that makes residents so cunty and proud about where they live? Could it be fenian influence? Every time I've been out in Glasgow I've had some stupid cunt rambling away to me about how great Glasgow is. Like getting drunk and reading the lonely planet.

>pear

*creeps into /brit/ in a crop of creditably crepuscular creps*

Everton 19:45 Crystal Palace
Chelsea 20:00 Leicester City
Aston Villa 20:00 Burnley

I'm going Palace-Chelsea-Villa

just put rorke in a spliff

32k but its hard graft and i dont like it, trying to find something else

everton
chelsea
burnley

>Catch covid
>Night sweats every night, even days after testing negative
>decide I'm well enough last night, get on the bockles and cans
>no night sweats
What is this sorcery

dunno but the guy who shot was wearing reeboks and a G-shock watch

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

what is it?

landscaping mostly

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yeah?

delete this

In hindsight this is utterly fucked

What sorts of people do landscaping in the UK? Here it is all Mexicans and Central Americans, without fail.

Unironically about £160k when salary bonus and options are take into account

i gave your mums garden a bit of landscaping if you know what i mean

£35k + overtime whenever I want. easy work and work from home. feel I need to do something more challenging though

yeah we're looking for someone with a degree, and also the pay is 20k

whats the job? i want an easy job

I don't know how the coders do it. I genuinely believe you have to be somewhat autistic to do it.

a lot of salary chat today lads

i earn £350,000 a week

Brexit status: Done.
Slag status: Sitting on my face and playing with my willy.
Evening status: Sorted.
Simple as.

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working class whites in the non immigrant areas, i used to work with a lot of eastern europeans on site when i was labouring for brickies in london but if you dont live in a shithole the tradesmen are mostly white and all good blokes

Rorke hiring models to make his party seem cool

being homophobic in brighton

alri sir marcus

softwaretoil?

alri Harry Kane

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hes got a point like europeans are nothing

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just got called a racist in greggs

europeans are a contemptible sort

I think the autism helps because you have to be consistently interested in the same thing that most would consider boring for a long time to get good at it, anyone with a brain can figure out logical problems they just cba with the rest of the shit that comes with the job