Why is everyone from this place on Any Forums a loser?

>serb from kosovo decides to stuff bottle into his ass for sexual pleasure
>bottle balkanizes in his asshole
>goes to the hospital
>realizes how embarassing it would be to explain to the doctor what he did
>decides to blame it on albanian iridentists
>ethnic tensions begin to rise
>domino effect ensues, resulting in a civil war and the eventual breakup of yugoslavia
>balkoids are still arguing about this to this day

>"why are they such losers?"
couldn't tell ya bro

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>be Serb
>shove a bottle up your ass
>end up in hospital
>Yugo secret service is after you
>Albanians are after you
>war starts
>you survive all that and continue enjoying assplay, now with safer toys

>be American
>go to store to buy bottle
>get shot
>bottle stolen during a melanin-rich riot

The impetus for the most significant event in Yugoslavian history was a man shoving a beer bottle up his ass.
>b-but le shooters!
At least we're stable enough to endure shit like this and still remain whole as one country. Your countries split at the drop of a fucking hat.

>be American
>say you are whole
>skull fragments all over the Shartmarket
Also, you're taking the bottle meme way too seriously.

>Also, you're taking the bottle meme way too seriously.
How could I not?
It literally is the single event that started the breakup of an entire country. There is not a single country with such a ridiculous history.
I can't imagine how schools have to teach this shit to their students in the Balkans.
>"Class, today we will be teaching you about the Yugoslavian civil war, and it all began when a serb shoved a bottle up his anus."

Bro you have literal race riots and ethnic conflict like some african 3rd world shithole lol

>literally is the single event that started the breakup
It's not, retard.
>schools have to teach this shit
They don't, I never heard of it until Any Forums.

It's like retards who claim that the 1990 Dinamo Zvezda football match started the war.

>It literally is the single event that started the breakup of an entire country.
I'm in disbelief how stupid Americans can truly be

>w-whatabout america?????????? you forgot that america bad too!!!!!!
The question was "Why are people from the Balkans such losers?"
Since you're obsessed, I know perfectly well that you'd love every thread on Any Forums to be "why america so bad??? lololol," but that isn't what this thread is about, unfortunately. There are only probably around seven of those threads active right now, so you had better go make more.
>I never heard of it until Any Forums.
Hungary was never a part of Yugoslavia, so that's to be expected. I have nothing against Hungary personally.

Which one of this countries is it comfy to immigrate in

Why isn't your picture the world map?

losers from these countries are as Chad as Chads from the rest of the world

>Why is everyone from this place a loser?

Speak for yourself.

Wow, the immediate mutthurt

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Not an argument.
Bend over, vassal, we need another military base.