/brit/

I'm fresh out of the University of Life working as a shelf-stacker for £300k

HATE being poor, wish i earned more than 20 grand a month ffs

I'm a son of rich Malaysian oil prince.

Good thread

turned up for an interview at co op while i was in college. they said we don't think you're suited for this shelf stacking role, you've impressed us so much we think you should be running the company. walked straight into a 500k job

100k is and isn't a lot of money, but it would be a lot more if we didn't have to pay taxes

Howling
Grawling
Screaming
And giggling

doing cumming

whats income tax on 100k? 50%?

Everytime I walk into a supermarket as a computer programmer on 70k I go up to one of the shelf-stackers and get my ring on my finger out and ask them to kiss it like I'm Don Carlo

Not a day goes by I don't think about killing myself.

The people who actually earn good money here are easily discernible from those who are larping

might just give up

the scran

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Is that way lad

yeh?

Could you live of £1000 monthly in the UK?

make 300k a week before taxes me

Earning a bloody fortune trading rare salamanders on the black market. Absolute quids in.

walked into microsoft and demanded a job, told me to get out initially but then i gave bill gates a firm handshake and he put me on the board of directors

looks better desu
rare case

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Scran balam

Are you in the top per reptile tax bracket aha xx

looks gay

The LARPers in this thread would be stunned if they saw how much my daddy pays per creampie

italian lads not gonna shag you mate

me? i buy watches in switzerland and sell them to rich people in the uk. earnt 400k last year.

why the fuck does every fucking advert on the radio and tv have some fucking shigger SCREAMING AND SHOUTING IN AN URBAN LONDON ACCENT

getting lost in the moment

youtube.com/watch?v=f5xFDhpxqGw

you think google offering me titans to make deep fakes?

and the dead shall leave at last

and if these rings shall fail me, just give another pair

> I made up a scenario where someone complemented me and used it as an excuse to get sympathy and complements by posting pictures of myself online

Why are women so insufferable

I make 25k a year

Seeing this makes me think this

in the southeast, not a chance

up norf, maybe but it'd be a VERY grim existence, no luxuries and living on rice and beans, probably what you're used to tbf

was thinking the same but couldnt even be arsed posting it

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40% marginal income tax rate
9% student loan
3.25% NI

Barely left with 5k

Love it when /brit/ gets all excited and everyone posts their own joke about something. Love it

Cameraman in the gay porn I'm watching won't shut the fuck up.

haven't hoovered in about 6 months there's so many cancer particles all over I can rack lines of them

Mad how that when I add that I'm part-Japanese to my Bumble profile I suddenly get a surge of likes from weeb girls

>I make a gorillion pounds a year doing XYZ
>”I work in that industry and you sound like you’re chatting shite”
>HAHAHA GET RATTLED I WAS JUST TROLLING YOU :DDDD

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>cancer particles
Alri hospice lad

Dust is good for your immune system
Every handsome person I know had carpet flooring growing up
Handsome = better immune system

just injected a line of marijuana. proper drug head i am lads haha

They’re not shouting you just left the volume up too high you dumb cunt also who listens to the radio in 2022

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haha

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me? an extra in porn (generally a boyfriend being cheated on), get paid £400 per scene

hmm responsiblities or cheeky spliff today can't decide

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>The autistic computer programmer that works on-site thinks he knows the duties of another autistic computer programmer that works remotely

Intense episode

You'll work for me one day.

Alri Becky aha xx

a tad unnecessary thanks

What the fuck are sex wedges

roaring

imagebard not linkboard

potato wedges stuffed up your fanny

like potato wedges but sex

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Fisher

Might cop.

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Mental how a hash brown is a wedge made of potato but a potato wedge is a completely different thing

wedged up your mums fanny

Literally me.

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Nobody even mentioned duties or remote work, try harder rodney

seems the /brit/ posters have come out the woodworks in full force

>oh no i only get a measly £5k for sitting at a desk and typing a few lines of code

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works on my machine

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OK BRAND NEW ANAL VID!! JUST FILMED DOGGYSTYLE ANAL PENETRATION WATCH MY MAN BEND ME OVER IN MY SEXY SLUTTY DRESS AND SLIDES HIS HUGE COCK IN MY ASSHOLE! HIS COCK IS SO WET AND SLIPPERY AS IT FUCKS MY ASS AND PUSSY SO HARD IM MOANING SP LOUD IM A FULL PORN STAR NOW BABY ‼

>paid cuck
Proper example of Rorkian psyche this is

enjoy your no-(You)s then

Look what I have here lads. Your lot favourite orange drink

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wow fancy that

Massively inappropriate.

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