/brit/

>hey rorke
>bazinga

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the teriyaki snack bites are much better

First for mihai fucks kids

Love a good perrier after a large meal.

It's time we made faggots feel unsafe again.

If you know any same-sex attracted people, make them feel upset. Insult them, bully them, make them cry. Punch them if you need to. Punish them.

Straight people need to rise up. We need to punish the LGBTBBQ horde. Make them hurt, make them bleed. This is the revolution. Fuck faggots, fuck trannies, fuck gays.

*obliterates your jaw with a swift, unexpected uppercut*

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bae

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Shawty want a rockstar, huh
Shawty want a Wockstar, okay

Abysmal opinion. Ruins the taste of the meat. Makes it taste plasticky

Rorke's national heroes
>Alfred the Great
>Harold Godwinson
>Shakespeare
>Nelson
>Wellington
>Churchill
>Hawking
>Cromwell

Leftypol's national heroes
>black fella

Business idea: nuke America
youtu.be/CTTYwhZ7948

bleeding from the arse again fuck sake

The problem is that fat fucks cannot control themselves, and then they end up burning taxpayer's money and overstretching the NHS because of their lifestyle choices.

Tell it to me straight lads
How's been my posting lately?
Want a good record on the /brit/ dossier

Badoit is better, but they stopped selling it over here unfortunately.

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fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you im punching my monitor right now pretending it’s your face fuck you

lads...

might cop this

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How do I get girls to stop ignoring me when we text? Not good for the ol’ self-esteem haha….

was watching a video of a yank reacting to the song 'common people' and when it got to the line 'smoke some fags and play some pool' he got really awkward and clarified how uncomfortable hearing that word made him even though he understands what it means in british english

aussies trying to get kiwifarms to take down the buffalo shooter videos or theyll fine/block the website

need someone to start posting some smelly hairy piss and shit holes

computer simulated stress-tests have been a disaster for modern architectural design

on a positive note, hardly see any fat young people anymore
nearly everyone under 30 i see these days, is slim. Not many are muscular, fit or toned, but they aren't fat by any means.
Also lifting and gym culture is quite big here.

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He’s right you know

why you such a faggot bro?

yeah they get fat later clown

escalation

>it was all a ruse to get the doctor to give him Testosterone
well I'll be

Nah, Perrier is better. But speaking of forgotten drinks, Coca Cola Blak. Still miss it.

They taste like shit

Fuck it. When I grew up, the word "faggot" was common parlance. Let's fucking bring it back. Faggot. Say it with your chest. It's a powerful word. And we fucking love it.

Walk up to your local gay cunt and say to him, to his face, "You are a faggot". It's the truth and it's brilliant. This is the word that self-destructs gay cunts. "Faggot". It makes them melt like cheese. "Faggot". The word of resistance. Say it every waking day of your life.

Never thought about it like that.

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good lad

TERFs are based x

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reading the thread now
anything interesting in it or a waste of time?

people who go to gyms are fucking freaks
the only muscle women seems to work on is their arse cheeks
the blokes are all dullards who just go to work and go to the gym, nothing interesting to say at all

Pay reparations

stephen morris so metronomic on unknown pleasures. psuedo motorik even.

only people between the ages of 35 and 65 should be allowed in politics

>UwU
hope leslie kills herself

>Faggot
Fuck off you americanised little div
It's poof to you, poof.
Bender, arse bandit, panzy, fairy, queer. All you.

youtube.com/watch?v=JQMRs-iI7To

been farting like crazy today. did an almost comically loud fart in McDonalds earlier while eating my third McChicken. a couple cute girls looked over at me and I was just crying with laughter at my own fart with a mouth-full of burger, must have looked like a right spacker aha

>Nah, Perrier is better.
You're a fucking idiot.

>65
The wrinkled hands of the gerontocracy battered out this post

>the blokes are all dullards who just go to work and go to the gym, nothing interesting to say at all

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rorke kicking off about chicken kievs

No British word has ever matched the power and the punch that the word FAGGOT packs. It's as simple as that.

FAGGOT makes homosexuals crumble and cry when you say it. No other word matches this. So let's say FAGGOT every single day. Let's make them feel uncomfortable. Let's make them cry. Let's do it.

how do you keep in shape then?

agreed
i workout at home

For me, it's rent-boy

Going bed
Fuck yous
Boring cunts

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im a gardener mate
i stay fit and strong by actually doing something productive, not wanking myself off in public

>nobody reviews me, even though I have a certified "/brit/ regular commuter" badge
haha... alri...........

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mental that brits will NEVER enjoy fried morel mushrooms

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My mate Mikey is a male prostitute. It's an established and respected profession. You should be ashamed.

Lads, what would you wanted to get a job but you had never had one and you were old?

I'd be happy with a simple office job which I'm sure I'd be capable of doing, but even that seems impossible without experience.

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Trust me, it really doesn't

POV: rorke going on a date with leftypol

youtu.be/Et4sMJP9FmM?t=97

they still want mihai to go doctor

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mad how ukrainians stole from us budjak and now expect us to feed and house them

have you even seen a pair of tits up close, virgin?

this is a callumpost if I’ve ever seen one

It's a numbers game. Just apply to everything until someone offers.

mushrooms taste of nothing
all the flavour there is in the batter

Had those growing out of my decking once.

Know what? I'm glad we don't sell you Badoit anymore. Prick.

65 isn't that old these days, it's only in mid-late 70s that people start to get really demented

>not wanking myself off in public
???
who mentioned anything about that
freak lmao