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>860
>861
rare

boo

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not a chance you were using vhs tapes in the mid 2000s, simply didnt happen

big storm out lads

got my first PC from time computers in 1996 running windows 95

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS STORM SO FUCKING LOUD WHAT THE FUCK

I literally don't hear anything right now. Where are you?

well?

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this is what happens when 40% of your population arent incel freakzoids

>OMG DUDE A HECKIN THUNDERSTORM
shut the fuck up

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crts lasted a good bit into the 2000s mate no ones trying to claim your experiences
nowt to be embarrassed about anyways

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What do you lads think about this monkey pox? Mostly affects young people as boomers got the smallpox vaccine, which works on this as well. You think we might have another lockdown?

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the trials of the modern zoomer gamer

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durham

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South east

love from kazakhstan

not a monkey, should be 'right

DERBY HERE
THERE IS LITERALLY NO FUCKING STORM
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Horsham

Ah yes, the power of the south

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Looking forward to the poofter quarantine when they all catch monkeypox.

lots of horses there then?

A LIGHTENING BOLT JUST HIT MY BOLLOCKS

heading out to the one pub in falkland, anyone want anything?

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scream with laughter every time I see a heron stick its head right up

state of that landing strip of a tummy. Longest tummy I’ve seen. Over there looking like cat dog lol

grimmer

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I'm in durham you lying sod

bbc.com/weather/map
*notes down your location*

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DO NOT research into the life and death of Sylvia Likens or Junko Furuta.

I really hope I'm not a surplus male

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big storm in grimsby

hey lads do you ever remember watching those old gaming tv shows like gamer.tv and gamepad4?

really impressed by how nice that whole interface is

back of my chair keeps going backwards and i dont remember how to fix it, nor if i have the necessary tools to do so

ummmmmmmmmmmmm guys
the japs are going extinct
who the fuck is going to make my anime now

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buffalo wings anyone?

What an album.

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Trans women are nature's attempt at a solution to surplus males and lack of mates for said surplus males.
It would seem most surplus males however refuse the solution.

Mental creatures aren't they

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my chair just needs an allen key its nice

>Junko Furuta

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They steal the fish out of the garden ponds around here but I like them.

love dogs me

trannoid freak

what that bird? mental?

no they aren't, because unlike us, they're not flooding the place with third world immigrants to prop up a failing economy
instead of just riding it out and returning to more sustainable levels of population. House prices will go down as property is freed up, wages will go up due to labour shortage, the place will become less crowded, there will be more of an incentive to start families.
there will be less japs, but they'll still be kicking about.

enjoy going to hell you emotionless psycho freak

reading

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Neighbourberg doing weedtoil can fucking smell it the smelly bastard

same, don't know if i have the allen key though
do you know how to fix it perchance?

what do you mean steal. that sounds rude.

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Mikey?

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wish i was that cat

Well, they eat them.

yeah the bird. yeah mental.

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would anyone like to get married so i can move to england?

cassowary is easily the most mental bird

RAAARRRRRRRRR

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uni vending machines just mugged me off twice in a row
fucking sick of these stupid bastard machines
shall be shop lifting as much as I can next time I see them

some homeless man threatened to "bang my face in" and called me a "mug" because i didnt give him any money

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mikey claimed to have employees oh my days

fucking mug

I will never amount to anything nor be remembered after my death
Yet if I choose to die now, it will make multiple other people deeply upset
A difficult conundrum to which the best option is to suffer in silence and hope I die of non-suicidal causes ASAP

tell him that you already have plenty of mugs in your house

Some years ago I walked into a Subway after a night out and some random black guy just shouted at me and called me a "fat cunt", so I just left and walked home and literally cried in my room until I fell asleep.

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can probably find an allen key close enough in size that you could wrap a small bit of cloth around it tightly, i heard that can work before but ive never tried it

i fixed mine just by tightening all the screws and putting the ones that had fallen out back in

well he's got the entirety of his caravan park acting as his bank, so that's so surprise

Gave a homeless bloke £20 once when I was about 21 years old
Didn't say a word, not even thanks

Let's be real, Minecraft has always been shite

I know someone who had a Time computer and it came with loads of random software on CDs. Like a big box of CDs in sleeves for random software. Some were games I think.

*jiggles your belly*

midnight cake was a mistake

any NHS lover in?

her is a beautiful movie
my god do i want to live in a semi futuristic sci fi los angeles with my ai computer waifu

LA will be a toxic smog filled wasteland by the end of the decade

severe lack of clues emanating from this post

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i swear like ten years ago we didn't get even half as many thunderstorms as we do now
seems like in the summer now theres one or two every fucking week but back in the day it was like you'd maybe get two or three the whole summer

Pretty certain mumberg constantly lied about random shit, like saying we’re related to random historical figures or some mental conspiracy theories, and I would repeat it to my friends as if it was true then they’d take the piss out of me. Feel like every day I remember something from my childhood that was either just completely made up or a product or her being properly mental

nobody gives a fuck about another country's problems

severe excess of poos emanating from this post

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