/brit/

Who is roof user friend

I shit 3 times a day

Fair play to you then. It's just a borderline psychotic delusion to think any normal straight bloke would go out with a tranny.

oh that's just fucking grim mate can you not

you can't say that and NOT post a picture

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She likes foraging in the forest

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corrr would love to spaff inside him

Wake up
Shit
Get a shower, brekkie in
Shit Again
Get to work
Shit again

Clockwork

an user who posted about sitting on the roof and his last post was ''getting cold on the roof'' and i want to see how he's doin

penalties loom...

Rangers have lost it now. Trapp is far better

Would you have spoken to her in school?

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Got shingles on my hands

BENULDIES :-D

I'd date a transgender woman because I'm a lonely and desperate autist
mind you nobody wants to date me because I'm a desperate autist
a bit of a catch 22 really

hmmm maybe. Really couldn't say

why aren't all man kick ball games just penalties, cuts out all the boring shit

why the fuck do you have this saved you freak
how the fuck does this turn you on
how is that preferable to a normal woman

wish women would let me touch them

so real

Shy do they always have the most disgusting skin?

What was it?

Might still be on the roof la'. Just have to wait and see, yeah?

corrr would love to kick him full force in the bare bollocks

fucking hell these are peng
not even a sweets person

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accidentally deleted my ass erect pee save and now i have to go all the way back to another save near the start of the game, gutted

a picture for queers

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ories print endless amounts of money to fund lockdowns and are immune to any criticism from Labour types because they wanted it even more. Not sure if it's genius or pure luck that Ukraine became the perfect excuse to pivot to.

It's pathetic how there is no real opposition anymore to call this out, just faceless WEF clones on all sides.

the day rorke went doopin mental

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Just got to put yourself out there. Be yourself, yeah?

Feels wrong swallowing anything bubblegum flavour 2bh

Ah yes, E numbers. Love the taste of crushed up beetle shells me.

until then i will keep infiltrating british threads

youtube.com/watch?v=c-cAaCmunK0

state of them

frankfurt will win the pens

he'd probably enjoy it

I want to be part of a team but I don't want any responsibilities

just wna lick a girls cute bumhole out.

Despise the band Clean Bandit
Literslly the worst pop band around

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done this a few times

castlevania symphony of the night is simply the finest video game ever made

VGH same.

men.wikifeet.com/Andy_Samberg

i really want to kiss his mouth
i know.. it doesnt do anything
or verbatim cdrw where you write more like divx
i wanna touch him and kiss him

reddit.com/r/BetterThingsTV/comments/uf3juo/better_things_woke_up_looking/

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Rather Be? Now that was a song that was EVERYWHERE

I've tried that and all that ended up happening was me being rejected innumerable times
kinda don't want to leave my cave anymore
I mean they weren't all bad, some let me down easily with the "you're a really nice guy" or "you're a bit weird but in a good way" types of comments

doing some horse squeezes

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pixi dix's disgusting hemorrhoided arsehold

watching a load of blokes kicking a ball about on my telly

i try not to hate them but shit like this makes it so difficult.

average political party platform 2022

is that the lad from jizz in my pants

Yeah and it was terrible

>You're so articulate
I love this form of wacism

look abroad

Actually no tbf I did quite like it

ok, go ahead

good or bad?

*writes "call for a good time" followed my rorke's phone number on a men's room wall*

do u brits always speak like that