You awake in Belgium!

Tomorrow morning you wake up in the magical wonderland that is Belgium. How do you act in order to fit in?

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Kill myself immediately to avoid such a fate.

Belgium hardly births any whites
So I figure this means I’m black if I just appear there
As such I would give my BBC to as many Walloon roasties as possible
You know, like what actually happens in Belgium

Get killed for not being white

Why is the northern part nice and the southern part shit?

How inbred is that creature?

i'm truly wondering

That's a really bad pic of her, she's not THAT bad.

I mean, she's probably a top model by Britain's standards.

I would.

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fuck this nonce whore

i march

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Talk and dress like Kabouter Plop

you fell for a psyop

>How do you act in order to fit in?

I already speak german, french and I'm black

why not the flemish roasties

I was there 2 months ago, was pretty cool but boring. I would probably play video games and go to frietkots

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are you a flem?

i have ancestry all over belgium

she looks like, and is, an inbred kike

Make the dangerous trek over the Belgian roads to return to the Netherlands

i wear black and try to be as invisible as possible
wait that's what i'm already doing