/brit/

eating poo x

I love all women always.
I believe in all women always.
Forever!

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Poo burgar

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Discord raider

he's a schizo. reminds me of that daniel zazueta guy.

youtube.com/watch?v=RNPCk3bZBao&t=74m44s

All the questions you wanted to ask a virgin female but were too afraid to ask

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Tired of life, lads.

Autism, convinced he's been here for years 2bh

The UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA) has detected 2 additional cases of monkeypox, one in London and one in the South East of England.

The latest cases bring the total number of monkeypox cases confirmed in England since 6 May to 9, with recent cases predominantly in gay, bisexual or men who have sex with men (MSM).

The 2 latest cases have no travel links to a country where monkeypox is endemic, so it is possible they acquired the infection through community transmission.

The virus spreads through close contact and UKHSA is advising individuals, particularly those who are gay, bisexual or MSM, to be alert to any unusual rashes or lesions on any part of their body, especially their genitalia, and to contact a sexual health service if they have concerns.

Monkeypox has not previously been described as a sexually transmitted infection, though it can be passed on by direct contact during sex. It can also be passed on through other close contact with a person who has monkeypox or contact with clothing or linens used by a person who has monkeypox.

/brit/ attracts schizos because we're the most normal in a sea of spastics. Its like anodes and anions

mad to think that yanks don't, yes that's right, DON'T have mushy peas

Cheerio then!

anyone here want to meet up for a quick chat? Preferably a younger lad. I know a discreet location to meet I’m quite central in England

new pandemic just dropped
get ready for another 2 years of lockdowns

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Arrived in Middlesborough lads, the jewel of England.

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Cringe until you explode like a pinata.

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Leafs? I don't see them ever. It's totally based.

>sexually transmitted infection
wew that's me safe then

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freeeeeeeedom of speech, freedom of song

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just learned of weymouth

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I like this song

youtu.be/IHtYOD52q4E

gays are responsible for all the worst transmissible diseases

>monkeypox
wonder who's bringing that over

The flavour “blackcurrant” is BANNED in America. They don’t even know it exists

>Russia nationalising enterprises that try to leave
BaZed. Belarus and Ukraine will return to the Rus. They have no history or culture apart from Russia.

Very nice.

Bring out the free LSD infused ice-cream.

Life is a party, lad.

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Neither does anyone else outside of chavmong shithole estates. Imagine not cooking something until it's totally destroyed and inedible. Whacky Septics!

IF ONLY YOU WORE YOUR MASK RORKE

filtering out Canadians improves this general to no end, turns out they don't post anything of value

wwwwwaymooouuttth deee laaaads

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wacky*

Probably right. Cant think of any reason 190, swedish spammer, mihai or the spic would post here unless they were deliberately trying to stick out like a sore thumb and be a nuisance.

wasn't this to preserve the native trees over there? imagine them doing something like that now loool

The brit, the

>or men who have sex with men
is that not gay or bisexual now then

Thinking of leaving Any Forums and getting rid of the laptop altogether.
It fucked up last Tuesday with a drive failure and I've only just repaired it today.
It that time I've read four books and started building a model ship kit, instead of sat reading your shitposts.

Britains spirituality is anime.

Britains religion: The Only God Is Love!

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Average Middlesboroughian

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graphic design is their passion

>01:15:32
>'Has she ever watched PornHub?'
>Her answer
BASED

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Mad how he raped a disabled girl and killed his nephew

BELARUSE

B

hi Craig

imagine the smell

coorrrrrr

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won't filter canadians because of one schizo

The populist radical British nationalist nazi superhero girl.

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These are the people the UK says it's okay to donate blood

>virgin
>female
yeah sure

uh - banterbros?

This is how fanta started to be fair

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They should ban fizzy drinks altogether. Pure poison.

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rice with a side of rice

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what vidya is this

any people equipped with willies in this thread?

genuinely hate schizos, wish they weren't allowed internet access

I don't know how you are gonna make do without the daily poo intake, but go ahead nonny
I'll cut the 'chan dosage, leaving only my /brit/ newsletter open for funnies

MEIN GOTT! Are you a British racist white-supremacist Nazi!? Well I’m Jewish so naturally that turns me on more than anything else!

Judaism? No no! No one believes in Judaism!
The only god is love!

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>i have sex with men but im not gay or bisexual im just a man who has sex with men

does anyone actually say this

I successfully manage not to drink them.

Didn't know Tim was a bball fan

>monkeypox
lol niggers

your dad

At 01:17:38 she says she bought herself a purity ring at 16

Train Sim World 2, really comfy, looks great too.

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some of the lads on here do this tbf (or would like to)

Can see this down any English pub on a Friday night

Hate how furries have ruined anthropomorphic animals. Couldnt make fantastic mr fox these days because he'd be yiffed into oblivion - just like they did to Tony the Tiger

I love polish.
They’re geniuses.

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Tragically boring teens on /brit/

when you see it you'll shit bricks

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Could absolutely do without this schizophrenic leaf tho

Age of Empires 2 is a very rare example of diversity being done right without it seeming forced.

filter him

rangers won or lost?

Can't believe Tony the Tiger got yiffed into oblivion RIP big man

Gone to overtime

Turks claiming they wuz Mongols isn't much different to people over here claiming we wuz Vikings or Romans.

Wanna explain how stabbing shit with your genitals spreads diseases you bigoted fuck?

...yh

i unironically live in middlesbrough
ama

pro tip: if your willy small just eat fanny real good yeah?

Japan x Psychedelic magical 60s British culture
IS THE GLOBAL CULTURE ABSOLUTE FOREVER

PLANET ANIME

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EGGSDRA DIME :-DD

Imagine not watching Bonobo at the Royal Albert Hall right now

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>air jordans
OH NO NO NO

mostly other people who claim we're viking rapebabies tbf

>Diversity
>every faction is the same bar one unit

Diversity is actually VERY easy to do, its just the people who are so insistant about it make such a big deal about it that it just becomes jarring. Would be lile watching a movie and one guy is standing on a stool with a spotlight on him for seemingly no reason.

This girl is heckin based

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would u boop his nose

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imagine going to a concert to sit down and phone post on brit

hmm

alri theresa may

not true, arabs have camels and asians have proto-gunpowder

All Turks have a huge amount of Roman DNA.

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Predator (1987)

Would the average Englishman even care if Northern Ireland reunited with the rest of Ireland.

never heard of anyone called bonobo

Just got yiffed into oblivion

fuck it not going gym cba had

If moni needs a good sorting all he has to do is message me

what are some popular dog breeds in the UK

Is it as much of a dump as I've heard it is? How many pub fights do you get into a week?

>Northern Ireland
what's that?

derry girls finale was disappointing tbqh

very much like the home brand stuff you get in the supermarkets
actually love to see it desu

arse stinks of poo and farts
i love it

fuck off homealone you disgusting goblin faggot

but you'll go tomorrow for sure yeah?

That is not the attitude and you won’t be making it. Add 5kg to every lift next time as punishment if you’re serious about gym going

only if the media told them to

how do you say "butter"?

had a big sesh earlier desu
enjoyed it immensely

>Is it as much of a dump as I've heard it is?
it really is pretty shit.
>How many pub fights do you get into a week?
the commercial inner-town bits aren't actually too offensive. it's the suburban areas which are terrible.
unironically like the bloke in that video does

which American Land Grant College would you attend if given the chance?

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Staffies, Yorkies and Labradors
Might see a few others, but for some reason (probably how small our houses are and how little space we have) we're obsessed with small yappy rats

The media keeps telling us to care about the wagatha christie trial and it isn't working

>muh bogeyman

Why not go gym at 7pm like a normal human? Then you’re nice and ready for bed at 10

idahoyank here, ama

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Need sleeping pills

Me too but many don't.

Did the ball kicking man's wife say something bad about the other ball kicking man's wife? Fascinating.

Absolutely not. Literally nobody talks about n Ireland or gives a fuck. It only exists because of elite Protestant well wishers and those times have long gone