You wake up one morning and realize you now have the ability to fly

You wake up one morning and realize you now have the ability to fly.
What do you do?

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Fly (2022)

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>"In other news: Urine falling from the sky? Citizens from cities all around America claim to be experiencing this strange phenomenon, but is there any truth to it?"
I listen to on the tv while laying in my bed laughing myself to sleep that night.

I dream with being able to do that every day since I was a kid. I even tried a few times

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Never fly in public so I don’t get abducted by the CIA

If I can breath in space too, I'd fly to the moon and take a picture of earth from the lunar surface to btfo round earthers once and for all.

They wouldn’t believe you

This

>round earthers
lmao
top kek

Shit on heads

this. but even just normies would freak out and some religious nut might even kill you thinking you're the devil

This but with shit

This but wih urine

Why are Americans like this

i'd use my newfound ability to fly to the nearest black man and suck his bbc

Retard answer. Saints have levitated for centuries. It is even possible by natural means. Read a book.

Fly to Europe, claim refugee status

serbs can't into top bants

Don't pretend you wouldn't too

how about you read my cock going up your mother's ass you fucking nerd
lmao