anti-coomer edition
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been awake since 5pm yesterday
Take some rest user dont mess your health
Janny touched my special part.
based i hope he becomes a serial killer and goes around killing everyone who put him in jail that'd be rad....
have you heard his album?
i REALLY think this should be the image for the next thread
NOPE
finally a non-dogshit OP
the sister is talking about how much coke she does personally. like they'll ask her "How many times did you see johnny do cocaine?" and she will say "Oh yeah I would be doing coke with him" stuff like that.
>anti-coomer edition
god i hate being a coomer
i have a nice wife and everything but any time i'm alone in the house I get the overwhelming urge to look at pornogrpahy and whack it
>currently experiencing the biggest drought in the last 1,200 years
>going to be forced to move, but don't know where
>preferably somewhere everyone says "fuck off we're full"
Any ideas?
Sometimes I feel like I am the only one on this planet who is NOT a drug addict.....
>i REALLY think this should be the image for the next thread
ok luckily you filed your image request early. i'm going to send this to the higher ups to see what we can do.
CAROL
CAROL WE HAVE AN ESCALATION
pay no mind i was just telling carol to get on this
lucky trips never lie
based
move in with me
2 room apartment
you are a drug addict
porn is a drug
one of the most destructive of all
I am not addicted to porn
Which US state or territory do you live in?
germany (unincorporated territory)
you are
you are so addictive to it that you pay for pornographic material
I don't think immigration would like that very much. Plus I'd probably have to learn German.
i wish i never did drugs or alcohol
would you?
If she NEEDED me to, then yes.
are you gay or some shit like that lol
>Plus I'd probably have to learn German.
weirdly enough it seems like every german under a certain age knows english. im sure most boomers wouldn't know what the fuck you're talking about but if you talk to some hot 22 year old chick she'd at least be like "Ja.... Jaa americans... so Hawt lol.."
id click this but i bet its gay porn
or as we call it in the business, Cape Horn. (thats what we called it in middle school)
lol
Wouldn't you prefer to move over here? I'm sure there's somewhere here you'd like.
yeah its probably 1000x easier to just stay in the US but if push comes to shove and you have to be that guys room mate... he does have a 2nd room...... LOOKS LIKE THE /cum/ CREW IS MOVING TO GERMANY!
*99 luftballoons starts playing*
ur all welcum