/brit/

the Trinidad and Tobago flag is matthew zazueta on a proxy

corr imagine if she sat on my face

>cherry blossoms
>hot sun
>cicadas
I admire the romanticism but you will never have all three things happening at the same time
99.99% of people only know about the main island of honshu and even then just the kanto, kansai and kinkii region. therefore when someone asks about "consistent weather in japan" then I will assume they are talking about the most famous bits of japan. also apart from okinawa, nothing I said was wrong and the predictable weather applies to the entire country unlike the UK
so don't try that shitty gimmick with me

Plotting a big wank

Had a bad poo, rocky at the start, half was smooth and sizzled away
Looked kinda like a cornetto

@164892826
mate we saw it. Imagine thinking that you missed (You)s on that effortpost due to late-thread post-hoarding oh my days blud OH MY DAYS

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i'm enjoying this nice weather lads.

Hope everyone on /brit/ will be cheering on Her Majesty's team tonight.

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I am no being prevented from wanking by courierberg and I am not happy about it one bit

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someone’s watched that shite James may show

Kahteeming

no I want that bastard to reply to me admitting he was out of line for insinuating I didn't know what I was talking about. odious little cretin

10/10 response

ah ffs why do all these images end up small

*throws a pint mug in your face*

just sent this to that geowizard pedo bloke. Will be turning up to rape you in the night

catberg being a woolly woofter

Anime!

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I have been to japan several times and studied their meteorology

here we go lads

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going to japan several times and studying who asked

post cat

i went to japan in june 2019 and even though it's dead sunny and hot it was dark at like 7:30PM which was weird

pack it in yeh?

scottish people be like
get oot of me hoose

Passed us in NI yesterday, was literally nothing ya wee fairy

just saw this dubious little creature

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do you know her name? link?

land of the setting sun

>japan, what a wonderful country
>uhh what does me being an incel have to do with my admiration of japan?

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they don't come in tins they come in boats haha

HRH supports Arsenal.

It’s coming up from the channel you mong

Would love to crush it's skull in my hand

Corner shops, surely

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Love violent thunderstorms I do

anime!

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fucking brilliant mate. well played. absolutely destroyed and debunked the japan fetishists

Definitely feel like it's summer now
Saw 3 shirtless overweight bald men on the walk to Tesco earlier

wonderful little animal

and your dad was two of 'em

as a kid, i used to like getting the big fat girls to sit on top of me
even as a 6 year old, i was a coomer

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Your brain on propaganda

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posted my ankle on the internet and now geowizard is knocking at my door

now THIS is a post

is quite heartwarming seeing #WeareallIdrissa trending a reminder of a different way maybe a better way
lol this is me

it's weird how march and may are considered part of the same season.

in march it can still be sub-zero temperatures, it gets dark quite early still the trees are all bare
in may it's warm, 15+ hours of sunlight, the trees all have their leaves etc

sexo

taking the mrs out for the ol' 'versary tonight
*mimes throwing money around*

as you walk on by

will you call my name

seething cunts who don't understand objective arguments from a metereological standpoint
someone said consistently nice weather would be bad for the shire and I said it wouldn't because japan has consistently nice weather and is green and lush like the shire. that person then asked to explain what I meant by "consistently nice weather" and so I did. then a slimy creature retorted my factual post by pulling up a strawman. after standing my ground you cunts are now lambasting me for making objective statements without putting my personal opinions
nowhere did I state my fondness of japan

This is a man

lower class people make me laugh, ha ha

>seething cunts who don't understand objective arguments from a metereological standpoint
>someone said consistently nice weather would be bad for the shire and I said it wouldn't because japan has consistently nice weather and is green and lush like the shire. that person then asked to explain what I meant by "consistently nice weather" and so I did. then a slimy creature retorted my factual post by pulling up a strawman. after standing my ground you cunts are now lambasting me for making objective statements without putting my personal opinions
>nowhere did I state my fondness of japan

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dont know how one would mime throwing money around, not sure this is a thing tbqh

Yeah it's further south lad

hmrcberg telling me that toilstein paid me 68k last year
and how much did I see of it? nowt

not a scrap of a memory of asking
nary an insinuation of caring

you’re a freakish little autist gimp aren’t you

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Spring and autumn are transition seasons ennit.

see

high-tea at the shard courtesy of groupon is it?

get in deano my son

don't know what making it rain is?

I've no particular time for Russians but Ukrainians almost to man reminded me of gypsies. Sorry there Mikey.

apparently people have been getting some kind of tax break recently but I haven't seen penny one yet

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oh my days stop posting you rancid little virgin

like people do for strippers, or Indians do on dancefloors
thought it sounded funnier by keeping it vague

if youd said that, i would have known what you were on about lad

japan is honestly the closest thing to a perfect society besides the work culture

off to the kitchen/bathroom, you want owt?

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...yh

and the japs

Is that all?

dunno how the salarymen can go out every night after work and get blind drunk then do it all again the following day

racist pig

Might run off into the bush

> tax break
eh, for what?

what makes that a kitchen then
looks like a bathroom-cum-utility room

only on 22k in my mid-20s lol
i failed

*sprays my anti mutt spray in your general direction*

Mate I'm on £17k

aren’t you lot saxons or summat

What the fuck are you on about

>what makes that a kitchen then
its where i make, cook and eat my poo

Being able to sleep with underage girls for money sounds like a perfect society for some people indeed

>mum found the cum-utility room

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Taking a camping trip with my little sister
Hope I get lucky

that was me for a good 5 years then I chucked it and became NEET

so you're doing better than me

Have you seen what they get pissed on? Sniif of a barmaids apron and they're kumpai(?)ing each other as they stagger up the road to bed