Germany has the car

Nah, that's German.

>most of history
TIL 300 years is most of history.

I know i was just stealing reddit points from the first anglo faggot who tries to make this joke

Cope

You too, Abominable britons monster with carved teeth

people make this joke because you did that in the biggest and most recent major war in history.

>joke
Youre the joke

>Let me tell you about your country

>germany has the car
Dubious claim, a frenchman built this a century beforehand
youtu.be/03P0bEdCnlU?t=169

Disgraceful retard whipping himself in fear of others doing it. Kill yourself.

that's great and all. but why did you fail to invent a major form of transportation ?

You had an empire for less than 300 years and will boast about it for all of eternity.
>NO YOU DIDN'T ALL DIE TO DEFEND MUH DANZIG
>YOU MUST FIGHT WITH US ANGLOS EVEN THO WE HATE YOU
>WAHHHH WAHHH NOOO NOT MY POLANDIRINO
kys cuck your grandfather fought so that pakis could rape kids

it's pretty well known that france surrendered in ww2, how am i telling you about your country?

>who is Nicolas Joseph Cugnot

Why are angloids like that ? And why are you non angloids such cowards ?

too busy smelling of fags, piss, shit wine, rotten cheese and garlic

>You had an empire for less than 300 years and will boast about it for all of eternity.
Yes and? I'm just correcting the obviously false statement
>France was the premier military power of the world for most of history you faggot

I won't respond to the rest of your ramblings.

They didn't invent planes and trains, but France has Airbus and Alstom.

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Because you betrayed us

whoa, I wonder why steam engine cars didn't catch one
it's almost like they're useless shit without a gas engine

>They didn't invent planes
Lol

>betrayed
I think you mean liberated.

anyway, i would have rather sided with germany personally. we were never allies in history, whereas germans are related.

>1815-732 = 300
I reiterate my previous statement: kys

>Airbus
multinational and hq'd in netherlands

>america has the plane
that's Brazil

NOOOOOOOOoooOoOoooOoOo,we have been allies for a long time you can NOT ally yourself with the Germans , noOOOoooooo

Keep coping youre champ at it, at least once thing youre relevant for.

>1815-732
source: your arse.
multiple countries would like a word.

france didn't even exist until towards the end of the 100 years war.

>French people on the internet
>communicating in ENGLISH telling the ENGLISH people how they’re superior
yeah that’s all I need to see. Stop coping

>germany has the car
Wrong, Nicolas Joseph Cugnot invented it, he was french.
>america has the plane
Wrong, Clément Ader invented it, he was french.
>britain has the train
Well I can give you that one but since then, France has perfected it with the TGV

No you fled like cowrads by the channel watin for big america to save your sorry ass

It's american langage, nobody is learning it to larp as an ugly briton, also kys

>France has perfected it with the TGV
japan perfected it.

France has been proven to exist since before written history, as the proud Frenchmen of Lascaux and Chauvet are proof that not only France exited but also invented artistic depictions more than 30000 years ago.

COPE
O
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E

>france didn't even exist until towards the end of the 100 years war.
Lmao, angloid cope is out of control

>become encircled
>still manage to get away
stroke of genius by us tbf

Moderne english is juste french bâtardisé.

? Thats the absolute truth, maybe you should start by accepting facts if you want your hatred edgy phase to end

Englishmen and seething, name a better combo

Mutual seething between France, Germany and England created the modern world man

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which language are you speaking

> We are le genius for running away
Wow

and french is just italian bastardised by the same logic.

at least we use anglo-saxon words. please speak to me in the language of your gallic ancestors pierre.

French, and i write american borrowed words on internet

The Franks are German

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>French
doesn't exist. you mean italian .

We are proud of our latin origin, you cant even accept we point out your langage is just a french dialect

>and french is just italian bastardised by the same logic.
No, french is bastardized latin. And english is bastardized french. The latin conquered us and then we conquered england, it's that simple.

I speak both french and the britonnic tainted version of it.
Contrary to most of my fellow fench companions, I consider Brits as humans, even brothers.

>The Franks are German
what's your point? they don't speak a germanic language and the french aren't really frankish.

pathetic

Lmao, yes france doesnt exist according to that non seething bongoid thing lol, so whts his endgame, if we answer we lose this is how they cope ?