I wish I was an American

I wish I was an American

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You can be

I wish I was Austrian

Is American citizenship even worth it without a degree? American degree ofc.

Not unless you want to create a crime family

The only point of living in America is if you want to live in a rural place. American cities and suburbs are all soulless and depressing.

no, it's a soul crushing existence. when you don't have a degree every single job you can get either involves customer service or incredibly dangerous machinery operated by alcoholics with an IQ of 89.

Rural places have the most suicide and opioid abuse

Being an American implies that you're at the very zenith of human existence and your experience outweighs everyone else's

How do I become an American
I love America, I wish I was American

first learn how to speak English. the correct phrasing is "I wish I were an American."

Only ESL's know the rules of the English language though

ESLs know obscure things that we haven't heard about since 3rd grade or so.

>tf
australia is basically texas 2.0 with a functional health care system

That's only the Northern Territory and my dad left there. We also don't have American culture, which I love. I love America.

australia is a bigger nanny state than UK, Davido-kun

what's so bad about the south?

Nigga American culture is everywhere, youre basically 99% American already

The Northern Territory actually sucks ass to live in lol. South Australia is boring though.
We are not American but I wish we were. Australian culture should be eradicated and replaced by American culture.

Why

Australia is British Texas. You're about as American a Brit can get.