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yeh we've all seen it. keep up mong

wish i could believe in crystals and chakras and stuff. that whole subculture seems so nice.

root chakraberg meeting sacralstein chakra at the thought of female companionship

mental

pure fucking mental

used to share gum with the gf on nights out aha
would neck on and swap the gum each time between our mouths

making a gash withdrawal

Depends what she has ate/drank beforehand.

why does football attract so many of these types?

need a cash injection

...

malachite looks powerful

>can I get a pic for my facebook profile? Not with you I-I mean can you take it and send me it on Whatsapp? What's your number so you can send me the pic?

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windowstein is open and roomberg is getting cold because windblatt is doing a blowtoil and sunblau isn't shinetoiling hard enough

Sounds disgusting

Bros

You can still join a church.

Was my profile pic pick up line a good one?

I also once got a number of some office wagey on her lunchbreak by just striking up a mundane conversation about the weather. We were sat on a bench together and i said 'bit cold innit', got talking and she saved her number in my phone

Again she blocked me before we actually got talking on watsapp

kino
he deserved to get arrested

Working class sport and working class people are violent runts innit

bone jaw britty, 'chabin x

still he rides, he will never stop

what are some redpilled haircuts? help??

I met this cute birb at church, honestly wanna make her me wife

He never had a good line, he was always like 'you look interesting let me talk to you'

poos brewing

dreads

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worth a watch

fucking hell

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bowlcut

Nothing to write home about considering the average person is attention starved and also incredibly insecure

I’d say you’re making decent moves but unfortunately you’re just the wrong person to be making those moves

for me, it's "you look fun"

bigly¿

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The Norman

not really though is it

>the average incel runt is attention starved and also incredibly insecure

mullet is unironically in fashion if you can pull it off

Easiest cold approach is to not be too direct, but not too bland

Youve got to say something a bit leftfield

going to bed now

Shut the fuck up.

Everyone is to a certain degree.

going to bed now

>paying £10,000 to meet a girl that another man considers annoying as fuck and probably cheats on

Shave all except one crest of hair

Lad…I think I’ve just opened up all of my chakra holes simultaneously

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rorkes drip

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I was quite swole at the time. Probably helped.
Not so fit anymore though.

Yeah i think girls gave me a chance but on second thought were like i could do better.

Nah.

When polar bears hunt, they crouch down by a hole in the ice and wait for a seal to pop up. They keep one paw over their nose so that they blend in, because they've got those black noses. They'd blend in perfectly if not for the nose. So the question is, how do they know their noses are black? From looking at other polar bears? Do they see their reflections in the water and think, "I'd be invisible if not for that." That seems like a lot of thinking for a bear
anyway giz yr number

just be direct tell them you think they look fit and you want their number/ to go on a date with them
women can smell what you're after anyway and think you're a creppy nonce if you beat around the bush too much

Really is a shame western men don't dress like this anymore. Imagine everyone wearing these and someone tries to tell you you have no culture

ohhh the cringe

OH MY DAYS LOOK AT THE DUSTY CREPS

Big fan of the Airbus A350
A good honest jet

Polar bears are the Einsteins of the bear community

Yeah you could argue it learned that behaviour from it's mother, or that's it's a conscious decision, or that it's purely mindless instinct

does anyone want to come with me to the scottish highlands for a week and we can go scran some deer and drink from the streams and rivers

yeah?

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Nah doesnt work
Better to be indirect then direct.
>hey silly story about profile pics
>btw shall we go for a coffee

mutts walking around dressed like my great grandad

Mental how it's only a couple of modifications away from being Deano's Peaky Blinders inspired going to the horse races drip.

alri bear

Will there be any shagging?

I went to Sierra Leone in 2012 with a group of Brits. We went on a little weekend trip away to another part of the country and had a guide with us. We got talking to him over dinner and somehow the topic of homosexuality came up. This otherwise very friendly guy turned completely and said that he hated gay people and they're sinners and that if he knew anyone who was gay he would kill them. I'm not even exaggerating. Those were the exact words he said throughout this 2 or 3 minute rant about how much he hated gay people.

One of the other Brits who was there said "what if I told you that KopiteKing13 is gay?"

I'm not, and I knew she was only joking, but he turned to me and his face changed expressions so fucking fast it actually really unnerved me. Just for a split second, but it was very noticeable. We'd been chatting all day and then one little comment from someone which made him question if I was gay and his face looked like thunder.

We immediately both told him I'm not, obviously, and that it was a joke. But for that split second his face changed and it really unnerved me. It's not something I'd ever really given much thought prior to that. I absolutely recognise that he doesn't represent everyone in Sierra Leone or West Africa as a whole but still.

*raises paw*
haha, alri am in

Retarded question. That's like saying how do wolves know if they stick their Peter up a lassie wolf's gash it will make baby wolves

>scran some deer
LOL. Can you?

Bumming each other involved y/n?

>bit cold out. irish weather. sun is up though, hopefully it'll warm up a bit. on my way home from dublin now, six times this week. in enfield service station now, go see can i get some food. alright don't know what the rest of the day i'll do, just see how it goes. can I get you number?

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Someone post the "virgin shuffle/CHAD two step)

youtube.com/watch?v=FAVPyt__Kg0

I'm actually going next month unironically but not sure about scranning deer

>Brits don’t know what huntings is

scranning a novel

>keep up mong
looool ini
Constantly get cunts posting the olds ITT
That said you're a fucking nonce for replying to him directly, starve him of the oxygen of attention next time

bent freak

So true

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>this is reality for the lads here talking about "cold approaches"
deary me

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Big fan of Aldi but their crisps are absolute wank

I was looking at the mirror today trying to see how big my hamstrings are and noticed how actually small my butt is. Not in the sense of muscle development but the overall size of the muscles is pretty small

Are you mad? Some of the world's best stalking to be had in Highlands, such that it commands a considerable cash value. Hence my comment on OP's notion of "scranning deer".