/brit/

Looking forward to Maverick.

it's a wet sticky heat too

reckon brown people don’t really notice the heat

why don't they all just move to the himalayas. pretty chilly at the top of a mountain

Good morning sirs

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she's from the slice-of-life anime set in a rural village right, what's it called again

how've they got the energy for all the raping?

lol BRUH this shit sent me fr

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scottish sectarianism is proper weird
imagine having your political and social views dictated by which footy team you support

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Honzuki no gekokujou
Ascendance of a bookworm

if you didn't shag peng 6th formers when you were at 6th form, no way you're shagging them as a teacher

yokohama shopping log. there's two ovs and both are two episodes. it's pretty nice

*slithers into the thread like the odious little slug I am, leaving a trail of slime*
alri

That's what Brits did during the Raj.

that was worth posting

shagged them in uni personally

alri slugster how you doing

Shes a keeper (unironically)

haven't shagged anything as am a virgin freak

*scuttles over and slurps up the slime*

Just been walking down the street then, and i stopped and thought to myself.. Are meds really European?

*heart jumps as I realise I forgot to bring my salt packets with me*
a-alri haha

Haha he's got boots on hahaha

ayooooooooo this nigga looking like a spatchcock chicken LMAOOOOOOO *3 skull emojis*

Always get anxious constantly going from /brit/posting to work emails. Keep thinking ill absent-mindedly write something intended for /brit/ to a client or in the toil teams chat

Shameless little slugarino

peng ting in the white top

men's sexual value increases with age you doughnut

came EXTREMELY close to accidentally posting a pic of my face here a few mins ago

Here he is!!!
Be proud of your slug like nature

want to shag alinchick

Just got into my car, turned the engine on and thought to myself..... Why are germans so swarthy?

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Same here mate, can't have them know I hang around with you lot. I've got the reputation of a charismatic superstar with the 'lleagues

*shrivels back into my snail shell when I notice your trail of slime*

Thermal cooker or pressure cooker?

Britbros...

honestly recokon there's a masive gap in the market for gaming perihpherals that look just like regular office ones

Don't want people to know i play games when they come round, but im not playing with a $5 amazon office mouse. Sick of it all being light up RGB kiddy bullshit.

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Doing a massive tps report

For me it's the humble 10

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1 for me

*lobs a couple of grains of salt on you and watches as your back bubbles up*
aha alri slug lad

"Judging from the colour of the Englishmen that opposed the Germans in Flanders, it seems like it's time to make some corrections to the national figure."

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freak

no it doesn't

looks like a girl version of that guy from the doors

FREAK

It's a valid case. up to point.

dont like bananas me

tried to eat one couple years back and it made me gag

Colo-colo v River plate
Excited lads in?

*surreptitiously googles ''scrandemic know your meme"*

>10
FOLC
anything from 3-8 is acceptable
with 5 being optimal

>charityberg knocks on our door monthly to ask for old clothes
>threw out 90% of my wardrobe last night as it's mostly black baggy drab clothes mumberg bought me to wear to chavvy secondary school when I was 14
>bring them this giant bin bag full to the brim with clothes
>she asks me if I've laundried them
>I say no
>she rejects the bag and makes me drag it back all the way home
daft cunt
they ever heard the phrase "beggars can't be choosers"?
who knew charities could reject donations?

going to the tranny store any yall finna want something

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It goes

Atlantean > > then it jumps way down the ladder for miles > then it falls a bit more > continental central European > Mediterranean European > Arabic European > African European

eek ook *throws poo at you*

*surreptitiously googles "what does surreptitiously mean"*

you're meant to eat it, not deepthroat it like your bfs dick

lmao
Are you literally 17?

this is what happens to a man's penis if he has a high body count

hands off sluglad pierre

You got me

black men are sex gods, white bois hate them due to their own inferiority

Colombia is the best out of this line up
plus she has a massive cock and shoots massive loads of spunk out of it too

haha sounds like my gf

this is it. the runtiest post of the day.

For me I guess it would be 9 although it doesn't look a great colour in that particular pic

Basically I want it ripe but not over-ripe

If they're not ripe yet then they're hard which isn't nice. And if they're over-ripe then they're mushy which is also not nice.

Mad to think we used to have the best aerospace industry well into the cold war. State of this country.

grimmest thing I have read so far today

Regularly walk into doorways and nearly take the panelling off

Need to be careful where I'm going

leave it on outer/int/ yeah?

Based neighbour letting me run an antenna into his back garden.

reckon you tranny wankers would freak out if you saw/smelled their ball and arse up close

>If they're not ripe yet then they're hard which isn't nice. And if they're over-ripe then they're mushy which is also not nice.
riveting post

Alri leftypol

8-10 man in

fuck off back to pol medwog

all you little med wog little faggot boys are highly political im not

i dont judge people by what their country does

or what their news looks like

im a good old fashioned racist

you doing amateur radio?

Briefly. Was gone by the end of the 50s really.

off to bed

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>camii
>not pixi
cringe

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Riveting enough that you responded to it, spacker

I do do.

you've never seen a keener
window cleaner

was in Coles with the gf last week when a big tall african guy started hitting on her, she was blushing like mad and could barely get her words out
been seething since

Should I subscribe to the Times, Guardian or the Scotsman if I want daily news, comment and puzzles?

why is he always doing the same facial expression

www.tranny.one/view/1069485/
check it out mate, genuinely imppresive volume of spunk she produces

I know you are but what am I?

spent 7 hours doing almost nothing. think i need a break.

utterly grim m8 doesnt even try to pretty themselves up and act girlish just looks like a teenage boy in his sisters clothes

>she

not even gonna drag my cursor over that

whats for lunch lads

me?

Sandwich, 330ml Ice cold can of Coca cola, 1 M&S Sugar doughnut and 1 Caramel Freddo

mummy sure does treat me well

Why is it always this race of cat that gets so fuarking FAT

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Off to the Job Centre soon then its time to meet the oneitis.

Got so much bollocks I have to make up to my work coach, pretended I went and worked on a farm for a month so I could go travel England and still got paid and now I have to think about what i'm gonna say which I forgot about because my mind has been on the oneitis. God shes so lovely, I cant wait to see her.

Usually I take my dog out for a walk to break up the nothingness. I'm completely dissociated the entire time during the walk but it's something.

if an Italian is European

I'm not

if a German is European

I'm not

american historians..
youtube.com/watch?v=pdDq3uo-33I

is that considered a massive cock?

literal orangutan

Norton SurfSafe advising I avoid this link

>who knew charities could reject donations?
Charity stores aren’t waste collection services you absent minded test
Absolutely should you assume you need to wash clothes before DONATING them

Asked fwb if she wants to bring her latina friend along
Wish me luck lads

Then what are you?

You're a complete and utter runt if you think that's fit

is /brit/ a Disraeli or a Gladstone general?

honestly reckon heavily restricting/monitoring children's access to the internet is in their best interest

Far too easy for them to slip in to the discord nonce grooming gang or this tranny tiktok circle or become an incel rorke neo-nazi thesedays

Not worth the trade-offs of the ease of information

Shall be a keylogger installed on my children's computers/phones, simple as

>oneitis.
take it from an oldfag with experience; if you cant shag her then stop being friends or your'll get more and more pathetic

Haha
doodoo

if fucking.... fucking sheik al Juan Pedro Mustafa is European

I'm not

Going to a wee osteria, I'll have veal if it's on.

ah yes, 6th formers are pining to shag balding 30+ year olds. come off it boomer

mate you can't even eat one, go to peel it and the skin and flesh don't even separate

>www.tranny.one

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wtf how come you get latinas

A virgin

do you honestly expect anyone to read this redditspaced garbage?

be easier to just save them from any and all possible suffering by simply not having them in the first place

Wow you're a literal child you fucking spacker

Yes, this is the response to fascists who want the internet controlled
It should be the parents responsibility, this should be obvious

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it's meaty for sure
decent length and a healthy amount of girth to it

>she

Oh dearie me.

i want to kiss her

The diversity of bigger cities is your friend