What was the last thing to go through his mind?
What was the last thing to go through his mind?
Thank god. I'm finally getting vored.
A dragon’s tooth.
OH N-
the weirdest boner
That came later.
>stayin alive stayin alive
>You should accept people no matter how they look! It doesn't matter if they're ugly, weird, or strange! It's OK to be different!
>EXCEPT SHORT PEOPLE FUCK SHORT PEOPLE WHAT A JOKE HE HAS A SMALL PENIS
Manlet tears
They were making fun of Disney exec its not about you
Farquaad was an asshole though?
He doesn't do anything that unreasonable. He offers shrek a fair deal, honors it, and acts reasonably when shrek backs out after getting what he wants.
>"HNNNNGGGGGGG... COOOOMINGGGG NUUUGGNNGNGNGNNNGGGGG"
something along those lines
Imagine if the sexy potion from Shrek 2 ran out while Fiona was riding Prince Charming's face (it's in the directors cut) and then suddenly she turns back into an ogre and crushes the puny human prince to death under her massive green swamp ass.
That'd be funny, haha
Manlets aren't people, and deserve eveything they get. They should consider themselves lucky they're not killed for sport.
Kek
I don't think he had the time to think all that.
Did he picture the frog in his head too?
woh, there's an echo in here
My dick is hard now
Hiro will pay for embarrassing me like this.
Orge Fionna is a babe. Prime slampiggy material.
>LET ME OUT, I NEED MY SWITCH
This is going in the book of grudges