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gf sending annoying messages again

Why do people say give up caffeine? Literally feel no different after 2 weeks but just feel like I'm pointlessly denying myself a coffee

>this made Russian women cream their knickers in the 1910s

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ever walk past a copper and think yeah i could flog him

just saw gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie robocop the terminator captain kirk and darth vader lopan superman every single power ranger bill s preston and theodore logan spock the rock doc ock and hulk hogan down the shops

>Why do people say give up caffeine?
probably 'bad for you' or some nonsense

absolute state of russian w*men

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looking through the civil lawsuits filed in my local court last week and if I pay 6 dollars I'm allowed to look at the court papers

what is the logic behind that, theyre obviously not protecting your privacy if i can just buy the papers. but why charge anything, just give it to me for free

youtube.com/watch?v=J165hWmnt-8

laddingtons
ive become a wordle master

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where does 'yh'

alri

mental how there are people still defending socialism and communism after a century of socialist experiments that demonstrated how commies make everyone poor as shit

need the name saoirse out of business and out of use

wtf that twink bod brit poster has been reposting it for 5 months

OC presented without comment

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Any advice for cheating on my wife? I have no idea where to start. Im shit at flirting and I have no social life to pretend to be somewhere

I'm the user that posted the other day how we haven't shagged in 18 months because she can't be bothered to get the pill again

Noticing things
Making connections
Drawing conclusions

Post messages

why are you married at all if you both arent planning on making children?

Kick the mardy sow out on her arse.

It just wasn't done right, these young fellas have got it right THIS time, just give them a chance.

Divorce

Got an exam in 20
Wish me luck, lads xx

100L of hydrochloric acid bought with cash over the course of a few months, from different locations

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need to have sex again

good luck

Tax breaks obviously

good luck. what's it on?

Escort websites

hope you die

kek

>Got an exam in 20
That'll be a GCSE then.

Just get her up the duff and theres 9 months of shagging without having to worry about protection

>Im shit at flirting and have no social life to pretend to be anywhere
Youre kinda tying our hands user

post cock

a true artist's soul

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gonna get some more booze delivered

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Lol

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doesn't sound like they get along very well so having a kid is something i woudnt encourage from these two

If you're at odds with your wife over such a major issue, just tell her you're going out to fook a sloot.

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Often wonder how common infidelity really is. I think it’s probably very common.

paki edition

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rarely sleep longer than 6 hours without interruption, dunno how you can be tired and still not sleep properly to be honest
want to kill myself

sexual intercourse with someone outside the relationship? probably like 50%

Told the gf if she ever cheats on me I’d go at her with a baseball bat
Keep one in the boot of my car

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woke up at 9pm yesterday

*Files under "this happened"*

My old buddy swears it's easier to shag women who are in relationships but he's really good looking so idk

Be quiet middle class virgin