You are a zoomer

>you are a zoomer
>you will NEVER experience Slayer in their prime
>you will NEVER hear lombardos drumming and arayas vocals live
>you will NEVER form a wall of death to Raining Blood
>you will NEVER smash into fellow metalheads at full speed while Lombardo blasts
it’s fucking over, I hate being a zoomer

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Millenials are the luckiest generation alive

lmao.I mean I'm lucky enough to have had a decent childhood and adolescence not infested with woke shit but still we are far from being as lucky as boomers were. I think a good middle point is Gen X, their only problem was being depressed and enduring boomers a little bit longer than us.

I like being a zoomer. Conservatards are less prevalent in my generation.

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Heavy metal sucks.

Você nunca será uma mulher

not heavy metal you fucking faggot poser, it’s thrash metal

arr sound the same

Meal is for kids.

agreed
every adult I’ve met who listens to metal has been a manchild

Unironically this.
I don't even know if I'll ever get to see my favorite band perform before they die.

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Late Gen X reporting. I'm still depressed.

Every adult I've met who listens to metal has been quite successful but somewhat spergy

So what birth years are zoomer exactly? 2000-2010? And millenial are 1985-1995? What generation are 95-99s?

metal is bad. Enjoy that rock/metal/whathever isn't a "superstar" stuff anymore. The medium can actually evolve. try GY!BE and this kino shit youtube.com/watch?v=3NZGbD236fw

Claro que não, mulheres são nojentas.

97 onward is zoomer
96 is no-man's land

No.
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I hate zoomers, but I love zoomer pussy so...

Cheer up man. Gen z has done some good things too. Don't be the cliche le wrong generation guy

Millennials are those who are too young to remember September 11th.

Where did the rockstars go?

There's this girl who dresses like an e-girl in one of my college classes and she makes my pp hard
Also wtf I've seen some attractive girls dating literal skeletons, seriously I'm not that handsome but come on how can they get a pretty girl when they don't even take care of themselves?
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1995 inward = boomer
1996-1999 = normal
2000 onward = zoomer

yeah because you’re a normie
if you’re a grown “man” and don’t like metal, get your testosterone levels checked

I dont like trash metal. I prefer it to be a bit more extravagant like Dio or Judas Priest

Still cooler on average imo than the average listener of mainstream NPC music, even though I myself don't like metal either.

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