This is the best region of Mexico

This is the best region of Mexico.

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>Red: live in a mudhut in the middle of the desert under 55°c weather, town is overrun by Haitians, get killed by narcos
>Green: live in a rundown house on the hills in freezing weather, town has been in decline since 1650 when silver price fell, die to a carbomb
>Blue: live in the slums of a big Texas esque city in 35°c weather with no water, town is overrun by chirigüillos, get kidnapped and be found by the Rio Grande in a pit

tigres del norte are chicano
actually so are many of these famous nortenyo bands, they started their groups and live full time in the USA

asshurt chilango

Keep the remittances coming Jesse Hernández, you have to pay for your grandma's ransom

>says to love the north
>moves to the USA anyways
lol

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I once got lost driving on Federal highway 1 in rural Tamaulipas at night. (north of Nueva Cuidad Guerrero) Everything was eerily abandonded and never in my life had I felt that my death was more imminent than in that moment.

*Federal Highway 2 sorry

The parts of Mexico with temperate mountain climates are based

The rest are shit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The best region is the triangle of tierra caliente (states that are part of that region are michoacan, guerrero the state of mexico and morelos. Our music is banda (banda originated in morelos), sones with violin, harp music and campirano/sierreño with requinto (the most authentic campirano music comes from our region). The only music that is truly norteño is the ramon ayala style accordeon music.

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>town has been in decline since 1650 when silver price fell
that's zacatecas
>die to a carbomb
that's ireland

Best regions are la husteca & tierra caliente

Michoacan

our women are also less americanized and not fat like norteñas

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Lucky you didnt have your heart cut out your chest

>This is the best region of Mexico

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>thread overrun by chicanos

Everyone evacuate!!!

norteños are fat and americanized, no different from the average chicano

Future US states
The Google maps reviews of restaurants in northern Mexican towns are already in English, annexation is imminent

>>Red: live in a mudhut in the middle of the desert under 55°c weather, town is overrun by Haitians, get killed by narcos

unfair, the haitans are hunted unless they work for a narco as slaves. There is very little of them allowed outside because nobody in mexico wants to be around black people.

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not true, I'm quite athletic and not americanized

Ok but norteños are more obese on average and they dress like chicanos too

me too

soy de gays :)

those fat fucks are an exception though, nobody is that obese

the ugliest bastards I’ve ever met have all been from Michoacán
What explains this?