Firsties be like
>*commits crime*
>*gets arrested*
Firsties be like
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That is based though
aww shieet the pigs ain't takin me alive
Firsties be like
>Don't commit crime
>Never see crime committed and live peacefully
I live in a very rural area, I have never seen someone commit a crime in real life besides speeding or something.
Firsties be like
>*commits crime*
>*goes to the police station to turn self in*
>legalize weed
>get in more trouble for smoking it than you did when it was illegal
kek based
we third world chads just keep winning
McWeed is gonna come after yo ass
I always criticized 3rdie police for being lazy scared and afraid to take action but they are far better than 1stie small town cops who are looking for excuses to arrest people.
>rural area
Of course, it's much easier to keep crime under control in small towns where most people know each other.
lmao do they really?
napolean complex
they're busy with thirdies chimping here so they don't have time to arrest you
That's how it works in pretty much any rural area of the world, except in US meth ridden shitholes
was interrogated by a way too bored cop for an hour when I was on student visa just because I said I was not a US citizen. I had my passport, visa and this guy examined it for 15 minutes and tried to determine whether I was lying or not by googling me fucking bored fuck.
meant for meh its getting late sorry brazilbro
yeah US cops seem to be a different matter. kek at the googling though.
>Firsties be like
>>*commits crime*
>>*gets arrested*
Você é beeeem iludido
wtf are you on about I've never gotten in trouble for smoking it in public
retarded boomer was convinced when I showed him my college email. never talk to cops in usa never
yeah fuck bored cops. My mom lives in one of the lowest crime-rate towns in the country and she got a talking-to by a cop when she jaywalked at 5am and there was no traffic