>you wake up in Medellin, Colombia
what you do?
You wake up in Medellin, Colombia
Caleb Flores
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Lincoln Myers
fuck putipobres
Logan Brown
tener sexo
Austin Cook
Get myself a gun so I don't get mugged in the street
Jaxon Lewis
Say gonorrea ome' ijueputas ome
Mason Collins
Check my pocket
Run
Run
Run
Buy coca
Run
Jack Rogers
Suffer
Juan Watson
Do a little of tourism and then take a plane back to my dear Bogota.
Jaxon Morgan
I'd try to score some coke, what's a better place, I know Colombians are hospitable people
Kayden Gonzalez
Go visit my expat uncle
kek at the relative food prices
come back with 100+lbs back to america
and probably fuck two whores at the same time for only 200$
Brayden Perry
Bogota is more dangerous than medayo though
Parker Morgan
yeah and its not hard to get coke if you speak spanish, just go to a plaza and buy all you need
Joshua Nguyen
probably walk around and be shot by a manlet on a moped
Jacob Martinez
Carry on as usual.
Anthony Bailey
Lucas Rodriguez
get drugged with scopolamine by a beautiful Colombian woman and do what I am told to do by her and her collaborators, including emptying my bank account
Anthony Anderson
Confirm it is a shit hole and go back to the First World.
Easton Rodriguez
too many provincianos shitting up the city
Hunter Rodriguez
I never implied anything like that, but Bogota is my home and Medellin is too hot and paisa for my taste.
This, also venecos.
Kayden Allen
Sexo
Josiah Morris
Join a RWDS.
Noah Jackson
>ywn be findom'd by a colombian goddess