/brit/

go to the shop now so you can brush teeth before bed you silly blighter

heard he was joining the russian army to get revenge

Strong start to the thread. Keep it up, fellas.

corr would love to spaff inside him

all the shops close at 10

unfathomably grim, that. First thing tomorrow then

unironically the best pop song of all time
youtube.com/watch?v=XBZUz4C6kqk

Can someone explain why this thread has attracted so many fucking degenerates recently?

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just lost 25 quid on a fruity

Borgars

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who specifically do you mean by degenerates?

There's a discord of literal, unironic trannies that for whatever reason has decided spreading propaganda on /brit/ is a productive thing to do.

>monkeypox
is this the new PC term for AIDS cause "AIDS has too many negative associations for LGBTQIA2SSG+ people" or summat?

Trannard onlookers

very robust body, he would be built like a tank if he decided to start lifting

was walking to the gym and some homeless guy asked me for money
and ofc i didnt have any money on me because who does these days
this little rat goes on to say hes going to "bang me in the face" if i carry on walking on "this side of the road"
bros what the actual fuck is wrong with homeless people

I just realized that this is an English general and I speak english. That means in theory I could also post here instead of /deutsch/.

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sweaty bollocks in the house tonight

Mad how a bit of silly weed is illegal while MPs are snorting cocaine

/brit/ is full of them. Communists, gays, neets, dole dossers, drug mongs, trannies, fatties.
This general belongs to salt of the earth, working British men and a small assortment of similar types from Australia, Canada, Ireland and the US.

haha leftypol caught monkeypox when he sucked a bbc in london

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it's 2022
there's nothing wrong with being attracted to trans people

not being funny but this bloke is well fit
don't think I've ever seen a prettier bloke

>From Bond to Bumbaclaart: An Analysis of The Great British Culture Shift and the Blackening, by Rorke

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fuck up you little spastic weirdo

any watching brideshead revisited in the bath man in

sucking a monkeypox

dont think it's aids think it's aids 2.0

anyone else absolutely mental about cleanliness in the house? If I touch anything that has been outside (keys, wallet, work clothes) I have to wash my hands before touching anything else. Would like to stop being like this

Absolutely dire threads all night. A lot of weird and contemptible JFs (French Canadian being one of them), the Australians haven't been on form, just a general sense that the average age of poster has been a lot lower tonight than it is usually. I don't know if it's because there's football on as well and all the good posters are in /sp/ or what but it's just been beyond horrendous.

lolwut
he looks like a potato
nice hair though

Why were Vietnam war vets treated so bad?

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*sends you to concentration camp in siberia because your neighbor wrote a denunciation of you*

Anime rules all absolute forever and always.

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*runs into the thread and slaps the first person I see really hard on the bum*

>Tescos closes at 10:35
>Forest/Sheff Utd is in the 117th minute

looks like this may be a photo finish for me lads

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Oh and the Janny has been around too, deleting good and funny stuff but letting the freaks get away with their freakish behaviour. And delting threads too.
Just shite, utter utter shite.

very nice eyes and a cute button nose as well
cover his beard up and tell me you wouldn't

rorke currently fiddling with his foreskin in the bathtub

Fuck down you big well-adjusted normo

go to a psychiatrist adrina monk

we get it
/brit/ is your whole life

why does he still have his shorts on

I feel that every Brit should and can be treated infinitely better.

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They were all heroin addicts who knowingly fucked underage prostitutes

do you believe in elves?

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someone needs to find whoevers going around shagging these monkeys and sort them out
just not on is it?

yeah i'd shag him but i'd shag anything
i'd shag my nan if she were up for it
and she has alzheimers

hopefully he disappears, I don't care for his style of singing at all

shan't

No I will enjoy this thread and post something here

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Mad how the news tells you there are people skipping meals but a short walk through any town centre will show you that there's not nearly enough people skipping

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God I bet her farts stink, especially when she’s on her period.

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Sorry mate we're full.

none of them received a hero's welcome
youtu.be/b3LdMAqUMnM

/brit/ only really gets good at 3am

supposeldy u get it from rats too

CAM ON FOREST

dubs for the first good song posted all night

*farts*
haha sorry user, excuse me x

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yea love yanks hours me

NOT

stupid people think they can still afford takeaway multiple times a week even though they're barely making bill payments

Did 12 hours at toil today after only 5 and a half hours sleep
Feeling quite mentally fatigued now and might go to bed early if that's ok

I miss skinny Aisha and slim Sara
Peak /brit/

you'd have to have a tiny pecker to get it up a rat

stop telling them

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this but for when diego is posting on friday

damn i want a maccies real bad

me want the punani unironically

I have a half sister who I would unironically shag if she was ever up for it. Anyone know this feel?

PIXI FEET

this lass gonna get a proper camera or what
big 2004 vibes with the quality of these
i wanna see her arsehole in 8k

who knows what they did lad
whof ukkng knos whoneslty
absolutely mad out tehre
monkeypox
monkeyshagging
ratshagging
who even knows

corrrr

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It's mostly whining self indulgence from the USA to cover up the army mutinies.
Only an anticommunist fears a Cheka.

You can tell it's a discord doing the tranny spamming as a co-ordinated effort because all the same posters come at once.

There's at least one or two UK flags who do it (always posting in all lowercase and talking like Twitter users), at least one Aussie, at least one Kiwi, and now they've recruited this weird Canadian cunt too.

Just absolutely pathetic.

I pray to an anime shrine. My religion is anime.
The only god is love. And the spirits of anime are created by love.

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these two did

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the scrandemic as it were

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mental how we hear so much about roasties getting anorexia when half of them are fat

What will the trannies do when they hit 30?

meds. now.

Vile

It literally costs about as much for one takeaway as it costs for me to do a week's shopping worth of meat, eggs and fruit. Being poor and fat is a choice and anyone who tells you it isn't is a retard

u ok hun? xxx

The 'cide

I live next to one of them micro-high streets
You know the place that is mainly residential but there's like 7 or 8 shops clustered in an ocean of houses
Used to be a pub, a bookies, andy the hairdresser, a blockbusters when I was a kid

Now? Thai restaurant, Ethiopian restaurant, fancy deluxe hair cuts that you have to book an appointment for, a deluxe nail salon and a pharmacy

We've been gentrified lads

groom teenagers into making the same mistake they did so they feel less of a failure

any hungry lads?

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I have a few cousins i would

have a rest lad. Can't keep up like that all week

looks worryingly like one of my course mates at uni
he was a good lad but definitely the reserved type and said he wanted to be a software dev after uni hope he hasn't trooned out

sucking a bottle of water

>her

still a bit shocked by that news story about the girl left to die in her own shit in the middle of a quiet American suburb

catboi kami?

Looks like if Bill Hader and Dan Aykroyd had a kid.

>janman when several posters are spamming tranny porn
nowhere to be seen
>janman when you make a thread at 280
quicker than lightspeed

got a half niece i would. she's actually older than me which is an interesting dynamic

well well well

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YWNB a young lad growing up in a lovely New England town with a qt girl at school who you're going out with and she has a fit mum

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Gentrification will be banned in a socialist Britain operating the dictatorship of the proletariat, not least because the gentry/bourgeoisie would be liquidated and dispossessed.

Need trannyposters out of business.

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Yes.

I believe in everyone.
If someone says they’re an elf or wears elf ears, I believe they’re an elf.

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why do people keep shilling this story.

I'm part of the pro-janny faction of /brit/ but even I have finna gotta admit this is true

accidentally misgendered the one tranny con in the whole prison today kek

Didn't leftypol claim on the day of the 2019 election that Boris was set to lose his seat and then he won a landslide lmao

Thats because he enjoys the trannoid posting cus hes vented as fuark he is

trannies are fit simple as

it's a cruel world mate.

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welcome friend x

Don't know why the KGB gets such a bad repudiation when it was by far the tamest of the Soviet security organisations, unfortunately, much too soft towards liberals, revisionists and nationalists. Now the Cheka, OGPU and NKVD, Iron Felix, they were based.

how long ago was that
pixi was 8 in 2005 so would be 24/25

socialism but with nationalism

which of these two do you believe then

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>pixi was 8 in 2005
'

Remember when people would download apps all the time. Apps for every little gay thing.

I choose for your spirit to not be on Any Forums. Please.

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youtu.be/SP9wms6oEMo

I'm 23 so it's not impossible
not from the Wirral is she?

I believe they both should do LSD together.

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dadberg has about 50 apps on his phone but only uses about 3 of them

Seen a reddit thread on nationalism the other day, and they genuinely believe nationalism means conquest of other countries, extermination, racial segregation. They believe nationalism, of any kind, is the gateway to Nazism and global totalitarianism.
Simply means putting your country and people first. Being tight on immigration, being sceptical of supranational unions, wanting to maintain borders and increase national unity.

i believe someone injected lsd into your brain and you became retarded

>Cheka
>Felix Dzerzhinsky was born on 11 September 1877 to ethnically Polish parents of noble descent, at the Dzerzhinovo family estate, about 15 km (9.3 mi) from the small town of Ivyanets in the Minsk Governorate of the Russian Empire (now Belarus).
brainberg boggling at this one

one time I gave a homeless dude 50p he scoffed and said "is that it?" I gave him another 50p. big OOF I know

GET IN FOREST

blame germany

alri

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they clearly don't know about civic nationalism which is key to making this country succeed

yet they also demanded the harshest restrictions due to covid
hmm

thoughts?

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Should have stamped his head in there and then

Corr would love to sword fight her

but the groupthink says that the future means all races nations and creeds mixed together in a big grey pot with no real identity or culture to tell them apart and anybody who suggests that's not necessarily a good thing is basically Hitler

That's how she revealed her age on stream
Dunno, she ignored all the questions about where she was from
Pretty sure she did say something about doing computer science tho

based iceland

Don't know what to think regarding this issue

Civic nationalism is literally just liberalism and mass immigration but "as long as they're citizens and fly the British flag".
Not going to work lad. France is civic nationalist in nature and that's not doing too good for them.

50 cent in da club is a proper choon

If a homeless guy was ever ungrateful for the amount of money I decided to give him out the goodness of my heart, I would simply smash his face in with a kick and take all the money he had on him

BEER
FOOTY
FANNY

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they are not human genetically speaking

grim

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