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I remember when I was at school I went up to the lad who was known as the best footballer in the school and also happened to be the hardest, and I said lets have a one against one attack and defence. I'll defend, and you see if you can score a single goal against me in the entire break hour. I defended for my life and he couldn't score and with that I gained the admiration of basically everyone.
Genuinely believe I would've been a modern day Baresi or someone had I stuck with footballl, I was so talented but just didn't have the drive.

slimmer waist and she would be stunning

She's not even the good kind of chubby, honestly don't get it. Outside of a cherry-picked and edited photo she'd look like a dumpy sack of spuds

cor blimey she if fucking UGLY!!! YUCK!!!
fat PIG!!
would absolutely definitely not shag!

good post

Of course it's not attractive. No need to be rude though.

And i still would.

odd tweet

this retard doesn't realize he's arguing against a coomer magazine

Good afternoon sir, but I can't read Hindi so I don't think I am a good fit for that thread

I mean... Most men would fuck her no questions, in fact she's fuck able enough to pick and choose. She is, for instance, quite far out of reach for most of the virgin who post here, despite the fact that all of them, without exception, would call her a fat slag and pretend like they deserve a more attractive girl. Also, a lot of people are fat now, men and women, so it stands to reason that we need fat models. She is attractive, she would be more attractive if she lost some weight. The only point at which I would say it's too much is when people try to suggest that it's not unhealthy to be fat, or that this is somehow more attractive than she would be if she were in better shape, because that's nonsense, but you do see fatties saying that sort of stuff all the time.

I was always a small lad at football, but good at tackling. Was a great box to box midfielder, and although I rarely scored, would often end a game with 2 or 3 assists. Was like Iniesta.
That being said, I hit puberty late and by around 13 or 14 couldn't keep up. Not played in a proper game in years but reckon I'd be alright. I was decent but never good enough to make it pro.
Football is a game of who develops fastest. Look at Rooney, he was a full grown man at 16, causing him to dominate youth football and go straight into the Everton first team.

youtube.com/watch?v=njci7yREmf8
What a banger
Anyone knows what it says?

Good post

Some man is crying on the phone to me

Proper bawling, tears, wailing and screaming and swearing and crying and threatening suicide

Fucking pathetic. All because he's been on the phone to the bank all day and hasn't eaten or gone to the toilet. Cried and screamed when I said I'd have to transfer him again

Lol can't believe it

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lol based

call centre toil sounds horrific

I go box to box on your mum (arse to vagina)
That's why she has a water infection rn

voca.ro/1c2q2lsbS6d0

You're not wrong, and I think scouts are only now catching up with learning about body development. There is a term for it but I forget what it is.

So would I, but that's not the point
Putting some fat bitch on a magazine supposed to be about sexy athletic pengtings and calling it 'the change you want to see' or whatever is fucking stupid.
It's like putting Jason Genova on the cover of Muscle and Fitness

>No need to be rude though.
Indeed I didn't expect to see such a mean-spirited post from JBP

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Any fishing lads want to help

If I throw something like pic related in the water (multiple hooks attached to a strong mainline) can I leave it for a few hours and come back to expect any fish? Assuming the other end is safely secured and I'm actually throwing it in a fishing spot of course.

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I frequently shit and piss while on the phone to some sort of customer service. If I rip an especially loud fart I just say "sorry, I've got the builders round and they're making loads of noise"

just use dynamite