How many languages do you speak?

How many languages do you speak?

And I mean fluently. As in, you can hold a conversation for 5 minutes. Asking directions, where is the toilet, how's the weather, etc.

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>IQ
imagine believing in that bullshit

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2 (two)

Conversation? 3

I know so many people who only speak Spanish. We have a district here that’s one of the least diverse in the country because everyone is Cuban

3

Three, two more well enough to get by as a tourist.

>fluently
4
>Asking directions, where is the toilet, how's the weather, etc
7

4

28

>7
Actually make it 8 or 11 depending on how political you are with yugoslavia because I can probably get by with common slavic words for those purposes with them

me speako uno language, lad

>Asking directions, where is the toilet, how's the weather, etc.
are these common conversation topics in your country?

same

Just English and only because its easy as fuck, when i tried learning an actually complex language (japanese) i found out how fucking dumb i actually am

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>slavic "languages"
lol

>hold a conversation for 5 minutes. Asking directions, where is the toilet, how's the weather, etc.
This is not fluency

It's pretty obvious when visiting Western (anglo, germanic) countries – diaspora are more intelligent and feel more "human" than natives.

They're not mutually intelligible but that list of conversations is something an A2 can salvage so I can just do that without learning their languages and using common cognate words

English and a the tiny amount of German I learnt at school. I actually fancy getting back into German, I like the language. It's rather pointless learning another language if you can speak English, you're either doing it for fun or because you're moving to another country.

2 fluently
3 broken
2 international languages also broken
1 programming language also broke

because they get a free ride through immigration from wealthy companies who want to hire them. this practice should be one of the most highly illegal crimes in the world.

>English only with poor grammar and spelling

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>How many languages do you speak?
4

>And I mean fluently
0

>Asking directions, where is the toilet, how's the weather, etc.
>this is considered a conversation in Canada

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