Haha ahaha HAHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJJAJAAAJJAAJ

os shit

Now analyze Paul Allens card

Bottom is a footer
Top right is a logo
Top left is aligned with the logo
Having smaller margin on the left is standard practice and more pleasing to the eye

it's perfect

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Jesus Christ
Imagine getting mogged this hard

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did he actually kill paul allen?

This is not something new, it's actually a nice detail of them and you can tell they actually hired professionals when they designed those cards.
That's probably why they misspelled certain words, because graphical designers are terrible with grammar

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i don't fucking know

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>The 3,4,5 and 9 numbers below the text line
genuinely awful holy FUCK

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>aquisitions

Everything happened exactly as depicted even the ATM. Only a pleb falls for the "unreliable narrator" bullshit.

>perfect
lol no

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What's incredible about all this is that they were allowed to make their own business cards instead of using the mandatory company-issued cards.

>Aquismons

Holy shit

then why is it centered when you're on mobile (what 99.9% of internet users use)?

What are you even trying to pull here?

if you are going to mark it, do it right, you can see that it is all centered

But why did the lawyer say he had lunch with paul allen last week then walk away from patrick?

Yeah he did, but the point is that it didn't matter. The rich and elites are in denial about their depraved lifestyles so exposing one person, exposes all of them. As far as they're concerned, nobody knows where the fuck Paul Allen went and make up rumors as if they just spoke to him.

Give me a whopper

theyd have had to make christian bale not a 10/10 for that to work :/

>& is not centered between the Pierces

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number 4, easy on the wammy sauce