Average as a thirdie

average as a thirdie
>wake up at 10am to the sound of light drumbeats and an unplanned choir singing
>climb up the nearest rest tree and take 3 eggs out of one of the birds nest
>your mother cooks you your nutritious breakfast
>drive your quadbike into the jungle
>fat deer that do not fear humans and can no longer run wander around
>apologise to one explaining that your family needs the meat so that you will still go to heaven, this one kill will provide for your family for weeks and you will not have to work again until then
>as you come back into the village everyone cheers you, you are a valued member of the community
>come back home at 11am and have a siesta
>by 2 you've been to the market and sold your deer, your wallet bulges
>head to the beach with a 1 USD bottle of rum
>everyone cheers you as the hunter
>all the young women crowd around you and feel your biceps (none of them are fat)
>after they leave the old women ask you to marry their daughters
>all your friends are off work an you play soccer and party into the night
>one of the many girls that approach you finally meets discerning eye and you dance (you are both very good dances)
>you have unprotected sex with her on the beach, she will take care of the baby
>You go home by 9pm just as your mum has prepared a feast for the whole family with your earnings, you will eat like this for weeks
>go to your room and look at disgust at your Samsung galaxy and tell everyone on Any Forums how much you suffer

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where is the part when you beat a vulnerable tourist and steal his/her belongings

you need to go outside, i'm not reading that

>deer
>jungle

Imagine being firstie and paying private education to be this dumb lmao

You can just live in the wilderness if you want to so badly.

this is true. many such cases on Any Forums

Retard

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firstie wilderness (north america, europe, australia) is either cold and/or desolate and uninhabitable.

>The highest concentration of large deer species in temperate North America lies in the Canadian Rocky Mountain and Columbia Mountain regions between Alberta and British Columbia where all five North American deer species (white-tailed deer, mule deer, caribou, elk, and moose) can be found. This region has several clusters of national parks including Mount Revelstoke National Park, Glacier National Park (Canada), Yoho National Park, and Kootenay National Park on the British Columbia side, and Banff National Park, Jasper National Park, and Glacier National Park (U.S.) on the Alberta and Montana sides. Mountain slope habitats vary from moist coniferous/mixed forested habitats to dry subalpine/pine forests with alpine meadows higher up. The foothills and river valleys between the mountain ranges provide a mosaic of cropland and deciduous parklands. The rare woodland caribou have the most restricted range living at higher altitudes in the subalpine meadows and alpine tundra areas of some of the mountain ranges. Elk and mule deer both migrate between the alpine meadows and lower coniferous forests and tend to be most common in this region. Elk also inhabit river valley bottomlands, which they share with White-tailed deer. The White-tailed deer have recently expanded their range within the foothills and river valley bottoms of the Canadian Rockies owing to conversion of land to cropland and the clearing of coniferous forests allowing more deciduous vegetation to grow up the mountain slopes. They also live in the aspen parklands north of Calgary and Edmonton, where they share habitat with the moose. The adjacent Great Plains grassland habitats are left to herds of elk, American bison, and pronghorn.

Most Deers do not inhabit jungles. And in fact that is not a common deer but a south american deer, and it doesnt live exactly in the jungle but near to swamps in tropical forests

Nerd alert beep beeeep