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the latest gumtree purchase edition

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i hate w*men

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stopped disliking jews for a while but now i really do despise rich jews

get out of my walls, cunt

having too much fun im gonna overdose

Eating poo x

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kweenz

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good

spent all day in bed

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When I was in Prague I was told to keep both the native currency and euros because both are legal tender, but some places only accept one. Not one single establishment would take Czech money and I ended up having to get it converted back to euros at a loss. What the fuck is the point in having two currencies anyway? Just make your mind up, pick one, it isn't hard. I actually asked a few Czech people why too, and not a single one could give me a coherent answer.

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Trust me

Lots of anger in here tonight

As 190cm used to say:

Lowe it, yeah?

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rorke steaming and listening to arab music at half 10 on a monday

wasn't going to

link from zelda and that

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Literally didn’t care the first time mate.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10779163/Parents-autistic-Louisiana-woman-insisted-decision-remain-couch.html

>A Louisiana couple indicted on second-degree murder charges in the death of their severely autistic daughter who was discovered 'fused' to a sofa by her own excrement insisted that she never wanted to leave the couch.

>They told investigators that their daughter, who had developed 'some degree of Asperger's syndrome of 9th grade when she started being home schooled,' would use the couch or a nearby towel as her bathroom.

>Coroner Dr. Ewell Dewitt Bickham III, with the East Feliciana Parish Coroner's Office, said, that based on evidence, it looked as if Lacey had been on that couch for almost 12 years.
twelve years lads

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I’d go Doja cat black at a push, so that’s a little too much for me. Good effort, just not my thing.

thats odd
only used kroner in prague
this was last year

>new constitution on a pagan ancient monument
These wankers rather do their most likely prophane and heretic act than focus on the security issue
Let God smite these wankers with the greatest quake he has reserved

Bit mad how weed became legal in some parts of America before it did over here

knew it

> get in uber
> he asks why I’m going so far
> “going home mate”
> “ah nu nu nu sir dis is too far sir”
> ignore the paki and put my headphones in
> mong unwinds both front windows
> blasting down the motorway freezing my tits off in shorts
> seatbelt alarm is broken and been ringing the entire time

Hate pakis

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just spilled gravy all up the fucking wall

anglos

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used to go on 2 week booze binges
couldn't drink more than 2 or 3 days in a row max now without feeling close to death
i was probably in the top 1% of drinkers in the uk at one point id say

sfogliatella down the hatch, this are like crack to me en gee el

not mad at all this country is run by clueless faggots

And people will tell you a kind god exists.

blog on

Enemy of the state sand the conversation are two pretty decent films

Bender

learn to drive then you fucking mong

God is kind. People, however.

ergo proxy was great, watched it recently
almost never feel like you have to rewatch an anime to get the full enjoyment

>speaking in NOT SPANISH in NATIONAL TELEVISION
GOD SMITE THESE FREAKS PLEASE I BEG OF THOU

Unless you're in a wet house you're nowhere near that top 1%, boy.

kys wog

based

give it a rest rorke

colonel gaddafi was a great man

There’s literally an 8 month backlog for tests in London

weed, blues and opiods are the only drugs i can take without being absolutely fucked the next day.

coke, eccies or even just drink do a number on me, always have.

i've been twice and only used the local currency
think he's talking bollocks

*gives it a rest*

love cycling
love clogging up all the roads
no i will not move to the left and let you overtake
yes you will be staring at my arse as i trundle along at a steady 5 miles an hour up this hill

>NNNNOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PAY RESPECT TO YOUR INDIGENOUS RELIGIOUS TRADITIONS, YOU MUST WORSHIP ONLY LE JEWISH DESERT SCHIZO INSTEAD!!!
Why are Christmongs like this?

If god is kind, why did he let her suffer all these years? If there is a god, he's at best indifferent, at worst a sadistic prick

The fuck is a wet house? Also reckon I’ve been in the top 1% sometimes, usually go like 2 weeks on 2 weeks off just necking a bottle of gin each night

God mongs are hilarious.

Pipe down. Rasheed.

fucking fraud

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as have i
i'm inclined to agree with you
daft JF bastard he is

bold move

Cagey will NOT like this one

This. Entirely unironically.

Scranning shit

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He didn’t. They did.

Emma Watson forgot to flush and left a coil in the toilet.

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>louisiana

blacks or french

book one then.

You will move or you’ll be buckled under my left wheel

is the sueposter still around or did he kill himself or something

Yahweh mongs*
Being religious is good so long as you follow your actual indigenous faith rather than Hebrew nonsense.

whilst having an iPhone

cokeberg and alcoholstein have always quite kind to me on (touch wood)

Where hopeless alcies who will never recover go to spend the rest of their days pissing up their government support pay.
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I love indian tiktok kino lads
could you reply with some more

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*laughs last*

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wogs wogs wogs
Also 2022, living in London

He didn't but he could have. So, indifferent or sadistic?

where's caralad

Gfberg’s dad constantly offers me beers, literally offered me one at 11am this morning when I was wfh at their place. He’s some posh retired lad, reckon he’s just necking beers 24/7, he went out golfing today and came back steaming the epic lad

THREE
MORE
YEARS

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you'll not be catching me in your caravan pal, the bog'll fall out before you get up to top speed

fucking hate how easy english is to type but not to pronounce

Just blasted out 10 pushups. Rolled off my bed onto the floor and hammered them out. Got to keep fit while posting on /Brit/

I am not an Indian, my nation is God's nation, Chile was consacrated to our lady of Carmel during its founding
We are Christian first
Your mindset is exactly the same as globohomo satanists

You are not people

Is like to go there for an afternoon, be a right laugh.

Quite alright. Your flesh smells like bacon cooking as it is shed in contact with the road. Funny.

I don't believe in jah i know him ya feel me bredrin

Gonna keep trying for a cancellation init

Leftypol flummoxed

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cope + seethe

ignore them mate they are lost souls

>11am this morning
It's called apéritif. If anything beer isn't enough.

Infinitely patient.

All godmongs are insane. No reason to pay them any heed at all

Get a peloton bike mikey

based

You smart remarks won’t save you from being crippled

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There's still one active in the UK, dare you to pop in for a few bevvies.

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there's really no reason why it wouldn't be genetic, but its not been proven that it is. then again, any scientist to prove such a thing would find themselves in the firing line.

umm actually its aperitivo x

Licking bum logs

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Right, one ought not give pearls to pigs