Bro... Why was this so fucking cringy? None of the ""jokes"" hit

Bro... Why was this so fucking cringy? None of the ""jokes"" hit...

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ok but is there adventure?

Not really

It was obviously edited by committee

>tom holland

Reminder this movie is competing with The Batman neck-for-neck at the box office, and The Batman might unironically lose.

Uncharted already was a movie.
How could they mess this up?

Most people aren't willing to sit through a 20 hour long movie with 16 hours of shooting the same three guys over and over again,

As it should, Batman sucked

I liked it more than Spider-man 3, which was a solid 5/10.

Spidy 3 was a 6/10 minimum

Assuming the plot is different than the games, this should have just been a standalone, original thing. I get that the franchise comes with a built-in audience, but Holland and Wahlberg have nothing in common with the game's actual characters.

The voice-actor has a cameo, the gamer faggots will go just for that

It's already winning retard

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The fact it was ever in doubt says a lot

Tom Lolland, no thanks, bro

Antonio Banderas is just doing cringe hollywood trash now, he's in the next Indiana Jones movie as well

When was he not? Nigga did fucking Shrek

I liked it. It's not great, but it is good and for a video game movie I think that's something.

It is not good

why are movie posters like this?

Would you rather not know who the fuck is in the film you’re about to go see?

Shrek 2 was a masterpiece