Chaos on the Bridge Edition
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Luke Watson
Christian Morales
hi-test edition
Mason Butler
When did the Borg take an interest in being AESTHETIC? They're supposed to be ruthlessly efficient.
Bentley Hernandez
Bros is this as close we will get to Rule 63 Vladimir Harkonnen
Hudson Scott
Robert Watson
TREK!!!
Parker Kelly
>tfw the captain rejects your suggestion of blowing up the ship you've just seen for the first time and know nothing about for the fiftieth time
Christian Hall
Saturdays are for VOYboys!
Joshua Collins
Anons, even though we sometimes squabble here, know that you'll always have a place at the table on Paramount+.
Brody Gutierrez
>give order to port/starboard stations
>have to shout through a megaphone
Austin Adams
How the fuck did the DS9 writers get away with making Quark so unapolegetically based for seven years?
Xavier Ortiz
They’re probably Borgs from the timeline where Picard is Space Hitler.
Still doesn’t make sense though.
Joseph Peterson
Tilly's so fat, when she gets transported she has to make two trips.
Tilly's so fat, when she beams down to Qo'nos the targs have to hide THEIR food.
Tilly's so fat, two anaphasic ghosts could fuck her at the same time and still never meet.
Tilly's so fat, her blood type is yamok sauce.
A runabout is a small spacecraft, if she moves in she could tip it over.
Brody Baker
>levar looks like he's aged only five years
how in the fuck......?
Lincoln Howard
And yet he married Grilka. Sure, they divorced in the end, but they actually had developed feelings for each other and had some of the toughest raunchiest oo-mox you could imagine.
Connor Reed
always
Eli Hughes
Quark had an interracial BDSM fetish, that's why
Julian Butler
Kayden Morales
This is a borg? Where's all the implants? Where's his face?
Parker Johnson
Doesn't everyone?
Angel King
its obvioulsy Seven of Nine from the future
Brandon Foster
It's Laris from the path not taken
Jeremiah Morgan
No, what's her face from First Contact is confirmed to be cast and they stupidly show her in the trailers.
Xavier Jones
Roddenberry certainly did. He's been quoted as saying he wanted to do a scene showing human-romulan sex because he thought it'd be "violent".
Landon Cox
>Vulcan women during Pon'Farr
or
>Capturing a female Tal'shiar agent with a human focused BDSM fantasy
Dangerously based, might I say.
Joseph Thompson
yes the borg queen is there but the reason to conceal her face in this scene is that its going to be someone else
Henry Turner
*click* Good Morning /trek/! *click*
Daniel Taylor
christ all all americans really are fat
Charles Jones
Looks like the Picard/Laris sex will be fascinating to watch.
Nolan Diaz
Who's the geezer in the dolphin hood?
Ryder Howard
Judy’s here
This is a happy lower decks thread
Fuck off man babies geezers
Justin Ward
patrick stewart better fuck that milf
Leo Flores
Hot Rod was just a libertine drunk white guy who wanted to get busy with native women. His "progressivism" and "atheism" all stems from that. IRL he was chad bomber pilot / former cop. Modern leftoids would hate him and he would cause untold inquisitions and struggle sessions to break out if he showed up now. They'd attack him constantly because of how triggering he'd be. They hate and are threatened by white guys unless they're totally emasculated.
Dylan Fisher
Kys geezer coomer
Austin Ward
I promised somebody the other day I’d make this, but then I forgot.
Dominic Jenkins
A very lucky user. Because if a woman puts on a dolphin head, she's guaranteed DTF.
Jackson Ross
imagine being force-femmed by a gentle alien domme
Samuel Torres
It seems like they intended it to be a 'reveal' until it got to casting announcements and trailer time
Owen Brown
I absolutely love that scene in early DS9 where Quark goes on a rant about how the Federation is only tolerant to people that share their values, and how they treat everyone with different cultural attitudes as evil scum, like the Ferengi. And then Sisko had absolutely no answer to it.
Man I fucking love how the DS9 writers just deconstructed every utopian fantasy established in TNG.
Adam Richardson
>kys as a reply to everything
What's it like in middle school?
Samuel Miller
Nathan Wilson
Socially he was not woke, that's true. But he was an unironic socialist, as the cast and crew of TNG have confirmed, and he created the Ferengi specifically as a huge attack on capitalism. He'd get some leftoid points for that.
Jack Parker
Yes
Since only favor man babies
Would care so much for fiction
Kys geezer
Blake Bailey
Fuck yeah Judy
Queen of /trek/
David Sanders
Fuck off Judy
Luis Johnson
but the borg literally say they are sending their queen so its not a reveal and the actress the got is new so its not like they got the queen back. i still think its gonna be seven