IT'S UP

IT'S UP
GET IN HERE

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Is this the guy who is very fat and makes 7 hour long videos about nothing?

This shit is such low hanging fruit. The scene I just saw was like that everything wrong YouTube series where they pointed out mundane obvious shit and acted smug. Films shit.

Yes.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! THREE MORE HOURS OF WHITE NOISE TO FILL THE EMPTY VOID IN MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE.

>not E;R
Not watching

I remember when this guy criticized the salt planet from The Last Jedi, saying it would be like a planet made of ketchup. He doesn't know salt occurs naturally.

What till he finds out about the Ketchup lake on Earth

EXCUSE ME. DID THIS CHARACTER MAKE A NON OPTIMAL DECISION. DID THIS CHARACTER NOT REALIZE THERE WAS A BETTER DECISION? DID THE WRITERS NOT KNOW THAT THE CHARACTER COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING MORE INTELLIGENT IN THIS SITUATION? COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT THE WRITER IS NOT AS INTELLIGENT AS ME BECAUSE I FIGURED OUT THE SMARTEST WAY TO HANDLE THIS SITUATION IN HIND SIGHT? BECAUSE IF THATS THE CASE THEN YOU BETTER KNOW THAT THERE'S A 7 HOUR VIDEO ON THIS SCENE IN THE MAKING.

Pretty much this

fucking virgin doesnt know that women leak ketchup out of their vaginas every month

Explain to me why I should give a shit about another turboautismo spazzing out on the internet?

it has kino moments and salvaged itself so far

He's dead user, time to let it go.

Yes, the guy who makes 8 hour videos where he repeats the same points for 90% of it while claiming muh deep critique takes time.
The guy who circlejerks about movies with his furfag friends and calls it "objective criticism" (where they also waste 90% of the time spewing pointless hypotheticals and agreeing with each other that yes this hypothetical situation could hypothetically happen)

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Imagine caring about Star Wars in the year 2022

oh shit I meant raised with wolves

I can't. I must hold on hope.

I think people didn't realize how bad TFA was but these hour long videos are too much.

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You're living in the past. It's time to let it die.

is this channel just elaborate performance art? releasing tear downs of movies 5 years too late and in 12 parts, each part being 4 hours?

>monotone narcissistic i'm so smart and you're not youtuber voice
people still watch shit like this?

He is actually autistic, that's all there is to it. Sad person.

Why would I listen to an e-celeb critique TFA? I saw it myself, I know it's shit.

seriously imagine saying "phasma wasnt intimidating and was barely in the movie!" in 2022. Did this guy just step out of a time machine? We've all been over this shit like 500 times by now lmao

>le epic and le cool cartoon avatar
How hasn't this trend died already?

No, he actually thinks he's providing the world with important "objective" criticism and that all of his videos are perfectly polished analyses
He has a circle of similarly minded supporters that continue this delusion

The words don't matter. It's the tone. People who watch content like this are searching to have their opinions reinforced, and spoken in a way that makes them feel assured in those opinions.

This is like a fat man laughing at a child

that also explains how the videos are so long, he repeats the same shit so much just in slightly different ways, asks a rhetorical question about it, then says more of the same shit, then moves onto the next topic. it makes everything take 4 times as long

in this case, the first half of your statement is actually true, no simile required on that part

Reminder

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that cant be real

some people thinks british accents sound smart

This shit makes me sick

I love how much this nigger makes Any Forums seethe.

There were more than one

>goes on a 20 minute hypothetical tangent
God fucking stop already you retard, doing this has never been of any value

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WAAAH THE WRITERS CAN'T LEAVE ANYTHING UP TO THE VIEWERS' IMAGINATION!!!! EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE SPELLED OUT EXPLICITLY OR IT'S A PLOT HOLE!!!11

>asbergers butthurt video essay of a 2015 didney JJ abrams movie being bad
no thank you

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>non humans
Was it porgs?

Never heard of this guy. Channel with videos with millions of views. This video itself was posted a year ago. He spends more time debunking the films than their RUNNING TIME.

I hate the prequels and sequels, but holy shit this is just a ridiculous amount of time.

I've seen his icon posted frequently on Any Forums and Any Forums for several years but never cared to look till this thread.