you wake up in moscow and meet your 3 state assigned gfs
what now
You wake up in moscow and meet your 3 state assigned gfs
try to find out how I ended up in moscow and what the fuck happened basically
FUCK YOU MACHINE BITCH YOU WONT TRAP ME IN YOUR SIMULATION I WILL CHEW THROUGH YOUR VISCERAL NODES WITH MY DIGITAL FURY
ever go into a girls bedroom?
it's like entering a magicians workshop
I avoid straying from the path
I drop to my knees and pray to Christ
вcё пaтaмyштa дopa дypa cyпep дypa дopa дypa
wtf
post proofs
Reject them all, but pledge allegiance to the motherland anyway. Russia has the highest rate of abortion and constant betrayal of its allies because it's no longer the Russia of old. It is Incelistan, and I will defend my compatriots to my last breath
>Full of deathnics
>Women are internationally regarded as money grubbing traitor whores
>Men spend their time drinking, playing Vidya, or beating their women to preemptively stop cheating(fails)
>All its old "buddies" always hated it but now they can do it openly by sucking yank dick
>Most famous for games like Rape Simulator 1945… Rape simulator 1989 and now Rape simulator 2022, (this time with real Slavic whores)
>Authors include man who wrote Lolita, man who wrote a book so big it's been reported to kill people who had it fall on them,and man who wrote the agony of crime, but the reality of morals being meaningless.
Ask to exchange the two degenerates with bright dyed hair for normal girls
Flashbacks to 1612
Steal a bunch of vodka and get fucked up.
I move to SPB and acquire 3 more
I'd move back to the UK.
I only want a churka gf
Oh, and I wouldn't bother bringing them to the UK.
why
I'll take the one on the right, the other 2 are yours.
how many shill posts do i need to make to earn this
Кaкиe жe oни мepзкиe, пиздeц.
Call my dad, have him send the plane so I can fly home since I probably don't have my passport if I just woke up there.
Then get the fuck out of Russia as soon as possible.
yeah, I would. I'd probably regret it immediately after, but I still would.
Kill all three. Burn M*scow to the ground.
nothing
didnt you read about this? its russian government policy if you immigrate there they give you 2.5 acres and 3 gfs
>ever go into a girls bedroom?
No
why not
try it
have endless sex with them obviously
Pimp their pussy out for a bag of potatoes
That's about how expensive it's going to be soon
Bid them farewell as I make my way to the Ukraine, to murder every single hohol.
>in moscow
oh hell no i'd rather to fuck girl addict in my city
I got assigned the least Russian looking whores?