THERE WAS A FUCKING BABY STANDING ON THE CORNER

THERE WAS A FUCKING BABY STANDING ON THE CORNER

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EVEN THE BABIES ARE NIGGERS AMIRITE

I wanted to help the baby

This is one of those jokes that really hits just right when you've been into those neighborhoods irl

The worst part of his stand up was the long made up stories.

quads of compassion

I like the bit about 1920s gangsters

THAT'S DOO-DOO, BABY!

only a monkey can show you that kind of love and tenderness!

IM SELLIN WEED NIGGA

Hey Baby.

This nigga havin a bad set! Hang in there Kramer!

>MAN FUCK YOU I GOT KIDS TO FEED
>WHAT THE FUCK?

THIS NIGGA GOT A CAN OF BEANS

You know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my dick. . . without peeling it

I DONT WANT TO DANCE IM SACRED TO DEATH

"HEY BABY. BABY GO HOME MAN IT'S 3 O CLOCK IN THE MORNIN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN UP"

the baby said "I'M SELLIN WEED NIGGA" isaid OH SHIT

i'm serio-i had to buy 2 bags from him to calm mysel-ay lemme get 2 bags 2 bags

ay yo wassup nigga - WHAT?
... NO! NOOOO!
FUCK THAT NIGGA FUCK THAT I'M ON MY WAY
>*boop*
...I gotta make a stop real quick

>"I'M SELLIN WEED NIGGA
Is this his greatest punchline?

He was worried the baby would lower the value of his property

liquor store, liquor store, gun store, liquor store
yep we in the hood

I'M SELLIN SNEED SLICKA

no its
>aren't you a bit young?
>FUCK YOU NIGGA I GOT KIDS TO FEED

Yeah I don’t really understand why some comedians do that. If it didn’t happen then it really isn’t that funny. I don’t watch standup to hear someone recite a comedy sketch to me.

Nah, you already expect something at that point

I disagree

I miss his old voice.

Chappelle Show > All of his standup.

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He forced his stand up onto the show and spent half of episodes talking with his favorite shitty rappers.