How would you rank slavic languages?

How would you rank slavic languages?

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Fuck off rat

Russian is the nicest sounding.

I don't know enough about them to say. Do you have a video that compares them, so I can just choose based on how they sound?

Unironically Russian > Belorusian, Ukrainian, Bulgarian > everything else. The latin diacritics and syntax of the others are garbage.

There's many weather podcasts and drunk cussing videos on youtube

i cant answer this bc all the others just sound like weird polish to me

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It looks like big Poland flag with arrow on it lol

They sound all the same to me

And just when I was about to open a thread on how Russians are incapable of saying 'hamburger'!

I'll tell you all right now that Slovene is the most refined, westernised and overall civilised sounding Slavic language and that I look down on all the others, but you'll just ignore me and endlessly talk about Russia and Poland like you always do.

>westernised is good
Fuck off

OK, this is my tier list. Fake languages like Serbian, Croatian and Ruthenian were not included.

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Objective

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Russian is the most popular slavic language for a reason. Distinctive and rigid accent, energy, inflection and hundreds of ways to construct one sentence. Loanwords from many other languages, not just western cultures. Meanwhile your language is anglicized rural tongue from some mountainous bumfuck that no one would bother to learn.

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>minority languages bad

It is the most popular because it's backed by brute geopolitical strength. Otherwise, it does not have the verb 'to be', lack distinction between interrogative and declarative sentences, is partially agglutinative like a Turkish language (-sya) and has developed a weird system of umlauts (the soft/hard sign) that I can't quite understand.

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