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gonna miss the FA cup final due to being out for a meal with familystein at the time it's on
that’s peak
i've been robbed of most of my money, can i at least get a blowjob
Hate hate HATE the term "liverpudlian"
*revolutionises the potted noodles game in your path*
poo
THE WALL
PRESS F FOR BELLE DELPHINE
>his family doesnt watch the footie
you were destined to be bent
>buy a Brompton
>never need to buy a car again
Literally the technology is here but no, everyone wants to spend £500 a month on a car finance deal
ironically i have heard this exact same argument used to explain why communist will always end in famine and mass death
i rate them
good scran
proper middle-aged man working as a doctor or some other professional core
never seen one not being ridden or carried by a middle-age man decked out in gimpy helmet and hi-vis vest
My car is the only thing keeping me in the sexhaving game. No car, no sex (for me).
>hey mate you coming or not?
>hold on mate let me just package my bike first
women might as well be an alien species to me
>named his bike not after himself
what a cuck
I knew I was in trouble when I started craving a boyfriendless girlfriend :(
Communists end famine. As for mass death, class struggle is necessarily harsh. Capitalists would kill all of us if it meant retaining their wealth and power, and have killed millions of communists and revolutionary workers and peasants over the last two centuries, so proletarians shouldn't flinch at a bit of blood.
patriotic shopping
why do northern english people say "tea" when they mean dinner or supper? what are they thinking?
Thought this post was a reply to this kek
This is just devolving into baseless rhetoric and theres no longer any purpose in discussing it with you
familyberg have been taking the piss recently, meeting up every other weekend and getting annoyed when I tell them to fuck off
Idk why they're being like this once a month or two is fine
Capitalism is better than communism because all of that shit (which arises every time) is better than famine and mass death (which arises every time)
*runs up and punts your cat into the stratosphere*
yea they end famine by starving everyone to death lol
*whizzes past you on my gravel bike*
Guess saying "let's have elevenses" is too long a sentence
>Communists end famine
Ahhhhh cup final day. You can smell it in the air. The high street is buzzing it feels alive
>wanna head back to mine?
>yeah stall there luv
>*starts to unpack my bike*
>only be a second luv haha
>*it gets a bit stuck*
>*finally unfold it after 5 minutes of awkward silence and sweated bullets*
>alright hop on the back and we'll head back to m-- oh... she left
oh shit its the hitler cat
post your cat please
for me it's breakfast, lunch, dinner/tea
supper would be like if you had 2 slices of toast before bed
Feel like this is one of those schizophrenia images the longer I look at it the less it makes sense. Positively non-euclidian, no basis in reality.
the mandem
kek
you've done him
im southern and say tea desu
And then came 2020 with another crash that wiped out any growth, masked by lockdowns, and now 2022 has rampant inflation. Capitalism offers no future for the working class.
*save picture as*
Bit naughty this lads. Shirts off weather
thats true actually
Just get the bus innit
Haha
Liverpudlian simply will not do. Is there a better term for people from Liverpool?
i don't want to go and see nas with an orchestra at carnegie hall
You will starve under capitalism and you will love it.
never take my shirt off in public desptie being very fit because i've got bad stretchmarks and bacne
Do you think there's tiddies on other stars?
Call me an optimist but I genuinely believe that just because we haven’t managed something yet, it doesn’t mean it’s impossible
That’s why, despite having no love whatsoever for communism and believing it to be a bad ideology in comparison to small government libertarianism, I will never use the ‘it’s always failed so anything remotely similar always will fail’ line
Breakfast, food, lunch, elevenses, dinner
Obese and hairy and love to walk around shirtless
screeching
At least we'll be free
>Bacne
Am I posting with teenagers
Scouser
its literally impossible to starve to death in britain
so it's capitalism's fault that government force shut down economy? so it's capitalism's fault government had to print shitton of money to cover budget deficits? thick bugger fuck off i don't want to read your rubbish
scranning a wheat beer, lads
>and peasants
250000 peasants were murdered at tambov
john mcafee etc
>small government libertarianism
yeah because corporations without regulation is going to to lead us to a utopia
IDIOT
rat eater
I have a genetic issue. Had to go through years of genetic testing and at the end they went "yeah there's something wrong but we dont know what it is lol"
going to bangkok
wanking a horse
is that similar to how fat people say they are genetically fat?
PARK PARK, WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE
EATING DOGS IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY?
IT COULD BE WORSE, YOU COULD BE SCOUSE
EATING RATS IN A COUNCIL HOUSE
Yeah free to starve.
Yes of course it is the fault of capitalists. Britain is ruled by capitalists, they made those decisions deliberately.
going to bang cock
love hearing from my coworkers that they have no money left at the end of the month when they've got the new iphone every time it comes out and an apple watch and a BMW on finance
love it love it love it
im not a utopian
dunno but i had to get MRIs n all done
Mon the chels
been a few years now, had your laughs, when are you rejoining the eu
she wants a man with bacne and stretchmarks who's too self-conscious to take his shirt off in public
>ride a bike to work that I bought for £50 on Gumtree and did up myself
>am ridiculed and bullied by my colleagues
>they all moan how they’re on their overdraft at the end of the months
Howling
o ya
4 sure
Wasn't anywhere near that many and it was an anticommunist rebellion by SRs who were killing communists so they had to be put in their place. The peasantry was always a bit of a thorn in this side of the USSR but most poorer peasants did side with the Bolsheviks in the civil war because of the nationalisation of land and abolition of landlordism.
They were bourgeois peasants.
out means out for better or worse
and the utter state of the eu now lmao who’s even want to join
germany has undermined everything the eu supposedly stood for
it really do be like that
most free range eggs are a scam and the chickens live marginally better lives than barn ones. you need to look for companies that actually have genuinely free roaming chickens such as clarence court burford brown eggs. their chickens don't sit in a coop all day and actually roam around freely of their own accord. an added plus is their beaks are not lasered. I believe waitrose also sell genuine free range eggs
communist built their totalitarian shitholes in dozens of countries but all of them universally failed. time to try libertarian ideas this time
I IMPLORE you to go out and enjoy the glorious weather lads. For tomorrow it rains
You're genuinely a danger to national security
The political conversation, which started out an amicable discussion of the merits of reading such old literature on topics that now seem mundane, has devolved into pseud talking like they’re from the late 18th century in an attempt to appear more intelligent
Very few of the original posters remain
let me know when a successful libertarian state exists
hapa gf
Worshipping of the peasantry is reactionary and it's the reason why portrayals of happy clapping yokels like the Hobbits by Tolkien (unsurprisingly) serve reaction. Many are petit bourgeois proprietors who simply wished to own their little slice of land and squeeze others for cash. The peasantry is a dead class in Europe today thankfully.
you're trying to justify murdering people who slightly disagree with you
Used to toil with some lady whose husband was a farmer
She used to bring in their free range eggs and hand us out to us. Very very orange yolks
would you shag your sister if you weren’t related?
>peasantry was always a bit of a thorn in this side of the USSR
nigga what was the point of the revolution if not to support those people?
nah
shes weird
the problem with being very fit and taking off your shirt is everyone stares at you
I wish the uk was a state in the USE.
That way i could do my job remotely from the greek coast without too much paperwork
takes the excitement out of it doesn't it?
how often am I supposed to rake my guinea pig?
There's disagreement and then there's shooting Red Army men and communists and hoarding grain. The Bolsheviks were relatively gentle in 1917-1918 but when SRs began shooting Bolsheviks like Lenin and Uritsky and the whites began massing then they were forced to respond in kind. To renounce mass violence is to accept defeat.
yes, those are the best you can buy. genuine free range eggs have orange yolks due to higher welfare and food quality
are peasants and the working class separate entities then
I’ve shagged a Yorkshire pudding mate so why don’t you take a wild guess