>KEPTIN POPCORN WESSELS ARE APPROACHING
KEPTIN POPCORN WESSELS ARE APPROACHING
How jealous are you?
How much popcorn does it hold?
I HATE POCPORN I HATE POPCORN
bring out the gimp
That looks like some sort of BDSM mask
is it possible to put things other than popcorn into it?
>son. Why do you have a leather mask full of popcorn? Is there something you're not telling us?
Wat dat mouth do?
you want to feed the batman mask birds?
Mother, bring me my popcorn vessel
>you can see popcorn in the eye holes
you ever nut on the mask
>you are merely a vessel for my popcorn
No, sadly. Paragraph 4 of section 6 of the EULA states that the vessel is for holding of popcorn only, and any attempt to circumvent this is a violation of terms and copyright, and carries a hefty fine of 50,000$, or up to 5 years in prison.
>Collectible gimp mask for the kids.
Every day we stray further from God.
Should I risk getting covid to go see this movie tonight? I'm not vaccinated and sitting in a small room for 3 hours with other people seems dangerous
>capeshitters are genuine brain eating goobers
It's low fodmap
>noun: collectable
> an item valued and sought by collectors.
serious question, what does the word "collectable" mean in contexts such as this?
Why is the bottom empty space, they don't even give you a whole head of popcorn
do screw you out of the 0.1 cents of popcorn that would cost
Based Chekov poster
>Chekov
Chekov's popcorn vessel?
post your popcorn vessel Any Forums
Riddle me this, Batman. I'm plastic, lame, and have kernels for brains. Who am I?
Keep your goddamn Cheetos out of Batman's head.
>That looks like some sort of BDSM mask
In this Batman basically everyone looks like an Onlyfans sex pervert.
>KEPTIN POPCORN WESSELS
Nuclear wessels
Every American woman?