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British people love their seaweed! Yucky poopoo food!

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ayo homie get the havalin missiles

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What plans do you have to mess with the Irish potatocrop this year?
Will shit be happening?

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GOT EEM

Absolutely have zero executive functioning skills

just decked some weird cunt wearing a warhammer hoodie down mainstreet at 2am

nerds are seething

i would fucking run california in a week

id have those little mexicans laying down in the steet to walk on so my feet didnt tough the ground

because im above it

Never happening again. Whole irish agriculture now is on cd and even there WAS a famine we wouldn't feel it.

you must be havalin a laugh

British people love their boiled lemon peepee cake

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These never work on me as I am too much of a spaccer to not have my bodily functions occur on their own without my influence.

But seriously why didn't they fish

You are not pumping blood manually

youtu.be/gavcjNniIvk
Culture sucks downwards
Itemize loathing and feed yourself smiles
Organize your safe tribal war
Hurt, maim, kill and enslave the ghetto
Each day living out a lie
Life sold cheaply forever, ever, ever
Under neon loneliness
Motorcycle emptiness
Under neon loneliness
Motorcycle emptiness

bro you cant even run a bath without carer supervision wtf are you talking about

Didn’t have any rods

>just qt black gf to have fun with

it isn't fair lads

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yeah i can

i dont live in my mums spare room like you kid

i own a washing machine
i own my own washing machine
fuck do you own?

Thoughts on scones?
Real scones, not the stupid Yank meme scones

No one you this cunt, he showed me has calf the desperate reprobate

>Denmark capitulated after 8 hours in WW2

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And their anal doodoo butter vitamin spread

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skidmark is a joke

love you lads x

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You got a dryer too?
I've got both

>Thoughts on scones?
Cream, Jam, Cup of tea med milk, sorted.

girl told me she hates abs on guys
???

Good to see Sebastian Vettel finally getting some.

nah im buying one though im gonna put it on top of the washing machine

Marmite is actually amazing

Eat something lad

I breathe manually a lot because I get a lot of panic attacks and have to do breathing exercises anyway so

women are fickle creatures, they don't know what they want

Recommend me some kino British movies lads. Gotta improve my British accent to impress this lassie.

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god i wish that were me

maybe she meant picrel

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Lying hurts the soul, Frenchman

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Me too?

Withnail and I is essential britkino

?

she's coping for not being able to get lads with abs and had to settle for a toad like you xx

they knew the other bigger cunts would deal with the nazis so why bother getting your country all bombed out like britain when you could just wait it out

r u dumb? i own my home

sick of people making photos like this thats a waste of perfectly good lamb

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panic attacks every night
every night is the same
trapped within a vicious circle
only myself to blame

You can do that but don't do it the other way around. It's actually better to put a counter between the two longterm, though

Of all the gimmicks over the years that I have masterminded, I am proud to say that the "hitting post as I release a shit from my arse" was my favourite one

you live in a flat though?

i live in a house

get a load of the master race hahahahaa

ktim

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>only myself to blame

No, we live in difficult times.

stop posting this and get some fucking help
sick of seeing this here every fucking hour FUCK OFF YOU OBSESSED FREAK

nonbinary trans man. uncle-friend with Tourette’s. here to promote kindness and personal development.

Only low test men don't like marmite

Coward's excuse. Yugoslavia gave the Germans absolute hell with barely double the population and none of the resources.

If our food had poncy French names jfs would be all over it. Imagine the ridicule we’d get if we served up snails. Ahh escargot the Amerilard salivates. French toast? Eggy bread. Ratatouille? It’s sliced aubergine. Frogs legs are fine but a fish pie isn’t? Give me a break.

We're going to Olive Garden for authentic Italian cuisine!

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aye

boiled bread and tomato slop

Why are they like this?

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Niceeee

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>you live in a flat
are u fuckin dumb or something?

italian food is exactly like mcdonalds every single thing is the same just rearranged and sometimes with a different sauce

Frogs legs are delicious, not even a meme. They're so good, better than chicken. Snails are a meme, though, they're not good

screaming
they really do be like this

To be fair we do this as well. We call Britain a shithole all the time but God forbid anybody else say it. It's OUR shithole.

ok this is me

EYYYY YO MAMA NO LIKE-AH YOU TALK LIKE THAT EYYYYYY

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