My gf broke up with me because I got a giant scorpion for a pet

My gf broke up with me because I got a giant scorpion for a pet

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Deserved

the scorpion is your gf now

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snekbros...

She said that she wouldn't live in the same house with "that creature" and said "it's me or it" and I told her I spent more than 200 euros on that particularly large specimen from africa and that it wouldn't go to waste

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Based

Big black scorpion was expensive and ruined your relationship
Based European

Based

you just dodged a bullet

I broke up with my ex girl here's her number

Highly based

You made the correct choice.

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W*men will never understand the love that exists between a man and his scorpion. Tragic.

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>My gf
stopped reading right there
normies out

Do you pet him?

picture of scorpion with timestamp larper

Honestly, you sound pretty fucking based to me

wtf i didn't know they were that agile

There is no scorpion and there is no gf. This is the Greek drug poster hallucinating.

Your GF is based. People who keep insects, arachnids, reptiles and rodents for pets should be banished from society

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It's not me and I am not hallucinating and shit, I think it's the same poster that used to post about how he's a spy etc and he's probably lying about all these things but who knows unless he takes a photo of the Scorpion with a time stamp

There are scorpions here in several places but not big ones and I don't know if it's legal to own a venomous scorpion or even if they're sold here

ay

are you sure about that user...

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scorpions are cool though. especially emperor scorpions