Why haven't you moved to Australia yet?

I did, my salary went up like 40% for the same role and I get tonnes of free shit from my work (yesterday they gave me $200 voucher as a thanks for just doing my job)

Ex NZer here.

Why? Can you explain this?

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based kiwi economic refugee

Australia has less freedoms than Canada.

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I haven't been caught yet

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Too spensive

Lord have mercy, you godforsaken people actually eat toads.

youtu.be/PGQFxqboeVo

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They don't like Sudanese.

my hobby is illegal there

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Where did you hear this? Totally incorrect, sudos are fine upstanding Australian citizens who contribute a lot to our communities

Because I can’t because I’m unjabbed

Because its impossible for yuropoors. Also they hate people from my cunt

Just had enough of english speaking countries with no english people

Australia is awful please don't come here you will regret it

Fucking seethe toads are cute

wife is dead set on canada. would just go portugal if it were me but she thinks its sketchy there.

Canva tried to hire me and I told them to fuck off

i have no marketable skills

Hold a stick bruh you'll get paid 124,821.90 USD a year to do it.

novafm.com.au/news/national/lollipop-workers-set-to-make-180000-salary-under-new-laws/

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i want to move to Europe

i kind of doubt i can get a contstruction visa but maybe.

I would have to make an aussie accent and fail at it

Ok I won’t

what a ponzi scheme our economy is

Frogs are ok, toads are disgusting

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It's not fair that NZ doesn't have any mining wealth and the things we do have like coal are banned operating

I will, just like everyone else from this country that has an IQ over 95

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