Lmao, do they really?
Lmao, do they really?
Flyovers sure cant coping and seething about citychads. How so? We usually dont even think about them
Rural areas are ugly as fuck and smell weird everywhere. We have evolved to live in the pods.
It’s scary being in nature because if you get hurt you can die like the wild and also it’s easy starve or dehydrate because there’s no food or soda
They really do be like that baka
Thats the nice thing about it. Freedom is scary for some i guess.
flyovers b like:
>OMG OUR MCDONALDS AND VAST EMPTY FORESTS ARE SO HECKIN COMFY!!!! I CAN'T IMAGINE LIVING IN A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THINGS
agender?
>there’s no food or soda
Based American post
no dick
no balls
and probably no butthole
Why would you go into the woods alone without supplies? When people go camping they take food and water with them, and rural people have a house
>Thought I was a city slicker growing up
>Wondered why no one talked about us
>Learn geography
>Found out I was the sneed all along
redd/int/ards be like
>OMG OMG LIKE FUCK THE CITIES BRO I'M SUPER SPECIAL BECAUSE I LIVE IN AN EMPTY BORING SHITHOLE DOING NOTHING BUT POST IN MY BORING PARENTS' HOUSE
>WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DON'T I HAVE A GF???????????????
You underestimate the retardation of the average normie.
>when the lead poisoning kicks in
What exactly is wrong with wanting social interactions? I also hated working from home and went back as soon as they opened the offices
Dont you have some grass to watch growing or whatever you retards do
How many wives do you have?
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
>Dont you have some grass to watch growing or whatever you retards do
>On Any Forums
Ah I can see the hustle and bustle of the big city pays off.
None sadly. I do plan on going to Brigham Young University Idaho soon (or BYU "I do" as they call it) where I will claim my concubine, that is if we still could before the feds shut us down.
My great grandparents and such were chadlygamists however. My great grandma was born in Mexico where they practiced polygamy to avoid prosecution from feds.
Now we just practice spiritual polygamy meaning if you're wife dies and you remarry you will still have 2 wives in the afterlife.
user not everywhere is the Mediterranean
What can you do in american cities? You literally have to drive everywhere and stuck in traffic. USA only has a handful of actual cities.