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business idea: bring back conscription but it's just charity work no-one can be bothered to do

If you are putting things up your bum you need to ask yourself, "Am I doing this because I cant get a conventional shag?". If not carry on, but if so lad, get a clue.

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Number of humans to exist, ever: ~16 Billion
Number of humans to have evidence proving God exists: 0
First Homo Sapiens Sapiens: ~300,000 years ago
First messages from Yahweh received: 4000 - 3000 years ago

I rest my case.

did someone say megapint?

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*says the n-word once*

preach it sista

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what if im doing it with a woman? like her sticking fingers up my anus?

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>Replying to female recruiters on Linkedin "I'm looking for an oppurtunity alright, PHWOARR

screaming

When did you grow out of music?

never grew into it
I just listen to the same 5 bands and have done since I was 13 or so

noticed as i get older i'm less interested in actively searching out new stuff, and mostly listen to stuff i listened to when i was younger
i remember reading a study which said that your musical taste becomes "locked in" around 14-15

grinds my gears that most stuff is done through recruiters/staffing agencies these days

I feel like this isn't true, I mostly hate the music I listened to when I was 15 now

This is what everyone is like, your music taste is crystallised when you're a teenager and it doesn't really deviate.

Genuinely afraid I will never be able to make a women orgasm again.

Only girl i made orgasm was a short tubby girl who said my almost average penis was the largest shes ever had (she said she had also never used any toys before) and yet she still rubbed herself off while I was shagging her to achieve it. How the fuck do lads get off women without them seeing to their own clit? I dont get it

Interes... zzzzzzzz

>two women arrested over manslaughter of baby at nursery in cheadle

holy shit you guys were right about that place

yeah probably not true for freaks of nature like you

have you tried being black?

Are you me?

your bigg belly should rub their clit while pumping them

cheadle mentioned

think loads of women fake it and everyone just overestimates it when women just get off on clitoral stimulation

Not really
As much as I do listen to the music I listened to then I now listen to lots of genres I would have never touched before like folk, jazz and classical. Although I dont look for new music as much as I used to

>“OK Google”
>“Advanced search”
>“This exact term or phrase : Ballbag Obliteration”
>“File type : PDF”
>”Date range : 1939-1945”
>”Language : ‘German’”
“Remove all safe search filters”
“Execute search”

ate cullen skink today, was nice

What are the effects of taking medications a year or so past the expiration date?

have you lads ever seen your own arsehole?

wypipo moment

you ate a lizard tf?

Cringe

I've thought about it but I know it's not going to be a pretty sight, all the spicy curry poos and anal fissures I've endured

was tempted to make that someday tbqhwy

is this true?

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Depends
Did you shag a much better looking women soon after and was too overconfident on your shagging skills that you made a mess of it and it wasnt even good. Ah god I hope not.

yeah, bent over in front of a mirror, looked between my legs and spread my arse open

i look at it every day through a camera because i have a very serious case of hemmerods

couldn't recognise my bumhole in a police line up if my life depended on it

yeah, my shower drain has a reflective dome over it and sometimes I squat over it and inspect the damage as it were. Arsehole is a mile wide and has a skin-tag too. Dire stuff.

Yes was going to post a photo of it on here but then noticed little white worms on my ring piece and felt ashamed

this is the same as anywhere in Ohio or Pennsylvania

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how'd you get those then? thought only benders and really old men got them

>fried chicken
that's more of a londoner thing. norf people eat from these pakistani run kebab shops cum chippies

Wish there were places to do urban-exploration in the UK. This little shithole is so boring

Looked at it in the mirror as a child. Bit pedo remembering it now, gotta forget it before the polics finds out

south korea is ruled by large family-owned business conglomerates (called chaebols)

is this true?

didnt wipe my bum for about 3 months becuase of a depressive episode

There's fried chicken shops here you fucking fool