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apparently wanking too much increases balding

you lads read any good non-fiction books lately?

>reading non-fiction
ok, incel

ITT based Britain, not as drunk as me but ayy

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Don't start this again

chicken frottage

anime

right had enough of yous
*body goes limp as my mind enters my imaginary sex world*

corr imagine if it was real

youtube.com/watch?v=LF-YT5UhB9g

mental that literally every fried chicken shop is better than KFC, even the dodgy ones with names like "Lovely Fried Chicken" and 2/5 stars for hygiene from the council

mate why are you drunk at this time of day

currently watching africa addio
and my god are anglo colonials cringe
these niggas had the most pretentious outfits and put on accents

love phillip glass me

Is this the so-called leftypol?

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me? going back to the 1980s

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ye the Bible

its midnight in estonia

not sure what happened to KFC but i remember from like 2005-2012 it was absolutely peng, now its absolutely fucking grim they fell off fr fr

any shit memory man in?

Run out of time lads, hairwise. Can't even comb over. I've no idea how to go about it, buzz/proper razor, hairdressers/DIY.

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Spent the last hour neurotically taking pictures of my bald spot

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had a willy up his arse though, didn't he

Kevin R Nash

Bald schizo hours?

watching Navalny. the audio of him on in agony on the plane after being poisoned is grim.

The only distinction between fiction and non-fiction books is the author saying "Yeh trust me bro, this is how it went down"
Anyway, pic-rel and John Muir

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Oh hello there literally me

Watching sex on Chaturbate lads.

Exactly what I just did hence the panicked balding post

screaming cos i can remember doing the exact same thing, if you dont plan on treating it (i didnt bother) then its better to shave it sooner than later so it looks like you did it by choice

Fucking hell.
Just embrace your baldness.
It's apart of being a man.

t. Looks like Alexander Skarsgard

Do you lads shave your pubes?

aye gf has a fear of pubes and wont suck me off if im not shaven

having lunch

you look like a poof?

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youtube.com/watch?v=9TKb8RCka70

i'm also a long luscious locks man myself

would love to have a cuppa with are bea and talk about the 'sic

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constantly on edge me

Always ask my parents if I’m balding but they say it looks fine but I’m paranoid they’re just lying to me

don't concern myself with the pleasure or satisfaction of women

de penises

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Ah yes the channel chatter chattel cattle

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i thin he means Peter Sarsgaard. i always get him confused witht he skargards as well

>baldness
did the man lose his hair

Didn't leave the house today lads, because of the Friday the 13th anxiety.

yeah mate definitely lol seethe on

nothing worse than hearing normoids talking about anxiety

love the new token phrase 'high functioning anxiety' oh piss off

alri dad

gatekeeping prick

>anxiety

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I just cannot stand it when girls don't speak English very well. Crushes conversation

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tune

>NOOOOOOOO MENTAL ILLNESS IS MY SECRET CLUB, UNLESS YOU ARE EXACTLY LIKE ME YOU CAN'T SAY YOU HAVE ANYTHING WRONG WITH YOUUUUU

Damn she literally looks like an alien bug. Like some sort of praying mantis or something

>Tim
you never had a chance, did you

Not a bad snatch lads.

browneyes2020

been playing too much elden ring and now I want a welsh gf with a really thick accent

what if you have a bizzare looking head shape? only thing stopping people from gawping at me in the street like I'm the elephant man is that my hair covers up my deformed bonce

>i meet and hang out with friends earlier

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timothy james byrne? that you?

Reply here for amazing luck

Praying mantis on the court and I can't be beat
But, yo, Tip, what's up with the boots on your feet?

just B.E. yourself

I want to, I'm literally asking how to do it.

lol

>bizarre head shape

Just own it. People are going to think of you like shit for being bald anyway, may as well not care about the head shape as wel..
Trust me I have a fucking uneven hairline and it looks like I have a weird headshape and I literally do not give a fuck the women love it

Me? Hair grows at an alarming rate on my head, face and all over my body. Been going grey since I was 15 but couldn't care a jot.

Feeling hungry all the time and peeing more often lads

Bet I've only gone and given myself bloody diatebes haven't I

What's the deal with those shampoos like minoxidyl and rogaine etc, any downsides or side effects? Not really bothered about my hairline since it's pretty solid but if there's no cons and it keeps things as they are maybe it's worth using before anything goes wrong

hooting

good afternoon fellow gibbymoo enthusiasts i hope you're having a nice friday

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fs lad

I believe in myself. I also believe in God. Therefore, I am God.

Balding BASTARD

I instantly lose respect for any man the moment he reveals he's trying to "treat" his baldness with chemicals instead of just shaving it all off

you been taking your GF(male)'s estrogen again lad?

>joe biden is older than bill clinton
wtf

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yeah they can literally give you peyronies disease and make any erection you get too painful to hold

Alpecin Caffeine Shampoo
The number one shampoo for men
IN GERMANY

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British culture lads

There were so many fried chicken places in the uk when I went
here you have to go them because they're the only place that does fried chicken that isn't expensive asian stuff

Could have a damaged prostate from getting bummed by your ladyboy lad

some people just do not suit bald at all though, shavign your head either makes you look like a chad, or a creepy nonce, there's really no inbetween

I’ll look like SHIT bald

proabbly type 2 innit
easy to get out of it

that's a fairly normal size mug isnt it?

plato's gonna freak

How can (((they))) be so sure their puppet will stay alive long enough to complete his tenure?

does that lass from Fifth Gear still do the voiceover

Biden is way too fucking old to be leading the US. Even Trump was verging on being too old. But I think he was 70 when he entered office and 74 when he left office, while Biden I think was 78 when he entered office. Biden is definitely too old. His proto-senility comes across too, it's not just about his age as a number.

hair ain't worth that

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Anyone notice Piers Morgan trying to desperately save face and running an ad campaign across every city and town in the UK?

Saw this in Asda today lads

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Watching Israeli police kick the fuck out of the pall bearers for that journalist they shot

>seeing someone balding and trying to hold on for dear life
embarrassing
>knowing someone uses hormone chemicals to maintain their hair
cringe
>seeing someone with a slaphead
based

wish I'd been nicer to the socially-excluded girl in secondary school. she was cute and clearly had a crush on me

NIGGA IM NUTS

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What a sweetheart
She deserves lovely things

doing my part for the war effort and guzzling a pack of these tonight

Does that really cause beetus?
Might explain the weeing but not the hunger
Gonna go full diet this summer, wanna look peng when I'm on the beach in August

rather get the the guinness

Catberg sleeping on my hand

Whenever I see a slaphead on the street I literally do not give a fuck myself have no idea where this paranoia comes from.

nationalise breasts

I (18F) don’t want to be with my boyfriend (40M) in public.

howling
god I love capitalism

Would seriously consider trading the ability to get erections if it meant keeping a full head of hair. Balding is scary shit.

Really don't think you can ever be above a 5/10 if you are bald and all the compensation bald blokes do to make up for their lack of hair makes them reek of desperation.

hairberg returned when my testosterone levels dropped for unrelated medical reasons
where does that put me

well as long as your GF(male) can still get a stiffy no problem eh

Good post.