/brit/

any

overhand deadlift, mixed grip or hook grip?

Reckon he ever had a cornetto?

you must be 18 or older to post on this website

gobbling down a brown bastard nogger

sniggering as I'm being niggardly with my noggers

just stood up from my chair

Personally I would like him to mock blacks, as I enjoy blacks being mocked

scranbled eggs x

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dangerously close to getting a new fetish

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how many hours a day would you say you spend on brit

Miss early 2000's emo girls like you wouldn't believe

where’s the rest?

/brit/? more like Any Forums (apart from that no gains fella :')

alri

POO BUM WILLIES
*waits eagerly for the uproarious laughter from /brit/*

any /cold dead eye/ man in

for me its /u/impossiblepig666

Would you honk her honkers?

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she wantsa man from north east lancaster

Last thing you took a picture of?

Used to like those as a kid, they call them Feast over here

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eggs look peng but that ketchup spiral is grim

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get a headrush these days when i try that

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Earth is not a spinning ball.

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scramboled egs

far too many

if its not spinning then explain tides

no it's a spinning golfball

>nogger choc

isn't that what killed those people in Salisbury?

mixed when I'm maxing out, hook when I'm doing reps
need to work on my grip strength

British comfort food
>Low suicide rate
Japanese raw fish and bugs
>High suicide rate
Makes you think

any cute little caterpillar of a man in

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healty and tasty

dont get foxes in my town so i thought it was cool

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screaming

>spinning golfball

And user is a spinning gpofball

corr I love beans in spaff

nowt wrong with a bit of fun now and then is there

a strimmer

love seeing foxes out and about during the night

>FE Interviews
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEzivhxtxgbvSQjsk4yoBOcWDxMUUkGLx
>35 Most Common FE Questions
youtu.be/nfLzBVvwcRA
>Ships "over the horizon"?
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyHwsN1Rg4IrRn4efSuyOl4AkEmcvrCMo
youtu.be/4EllMmzlhyM
youtu.be/iWE5ddt8Gio
youtu.be/si2omTLkDxA
>Flatten the Curve
youtu.be/TFsAh8DR-34
>Flat Earth the ultimate litmus test
youtu.be/QUDwMBzgXbE
>The Stairway of disbelief
youtu.be/UAx5cl9VpTE
>Humanity has been GASLIGHTED
youtu.be/DVE_xPttwmQ
>Timelaps of the Sun proves the Flat Earth
youtu.be/GDaiw-G1VGE
>The Next Level Documentary
youtu.be/c3xdjcylI70
>King Kong, Gemini 4, the ISS and the day the earth stood still
youtu.be/ojVLGk9ASF4
>The Nail in the Coffin of the Heliocentric Model
youtu.be/Qqp4SJksTlQ
>NASA, SpaceX and other space agencies:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyHwsN1Rg4Ip6SLcNQU5PQSObcQmoXsyc
>Flat Earth tests, experiments and observations
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLltxIX4B8_UT4qSV8ENCnqPvReRKt3FmF
>Flat Earth Clues
youtu.be/4SlRsbQ3nfM
>Our Flat Earth Journey
youtu.be/wz68Q2Nz05A
>Orthographic View Showing The Horizon Rising To Eye Level
youtu.be/5PfRyf1QSos
>Pilots and scientists
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyHwsN1Rg4IpKrr9IUN14HoYu38JhRxRF
>We can see too far
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEzivhxtxgbsRfA1jEZsHFDJ3JJNeQkkB
>Satellites and GPS
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyHwsN1Rg4IqaayvqHqKmTh3zOYDMh8Xh
>Globe Earth & The 666 Connection
youtu.be/JxOiwzQiJ18
FLAT EARTH DOCUMENTARIES
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEzivhxtxgbs6LE7kquTB_ve1QCG_bOpu
BIBLICAL FLAT EARTH
youtu.be/fI3Kig9chZs
youtu.be/Gj5Ye6TrqlA
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEzivhxtxgbu2Ni68cNtCxi331K1kZsbM
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYXY-vXYObxLDVsALVJSrEtQs5JWUP1PE

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>dont get foxes in my town
where was this picture taken then, mate?

OH NO NO NO NATOBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
youtube.com/watch?v=CgdCM8lHUb0

might throw a cheeky tenner into Luna

good afternoon lads

more of a wretched little mite myself

Straps

Luna-tic you haha x

"...mihai demanded only one thing: An unaltered clone for himself. Curious, isn't it?"
"'Unaltered'?"
"Pure genetic replication. No tampering with the structure to make it more docile, and no growth acceleration."
"I should very much like to meet this Jango Fett."

youtube.com/watch?v=LXLQaVgCP_Q

why not use time that is wasted for Any Forums for earning money?

might throw a checking finger into your mums arse late

london, cant move for the blighters there

This is literally me

How and why do people believe this bollocks?

my identity revolves around bug catching with my rental sex arse

"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo & withstand the shocks of adversity…” - General George Washington, 1783

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WE NEED TO GO BACK
HOW DID WE LET THIS HAPPEN

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Any Forums is my recreation time

this pathway while on my morning hike

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I do overhand as much as i can. I try not to do mixed (or if i do mixed i mix hands between reps and try to do an even number of reps).

not a fan of hook grip feels like i will get arthiritis from it; but if its the last 2 reps or something why not.

mate people believe all sorts of shite
see: religion

traitorous cunt

would have told him to get fucked

pointless endevour

do derechos (i.e. large dust/wind storms) ever occur in Britain?

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look world estimate

what mythical part of the country doesn't have foxes in town? Live in a leafy part of London and they are everywhere

The existence of God will never be proven there's no evidence and no way to test it, space has evidence.

kapersky sitting outside my window just shaking his head

wasn't very courteous to the British was he?

look hairy pooey arsehole

alri

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the British under King George deserved even less than what Washington dealt them

men hit the wall too and don't say otherwise

Where was that?

where are you going?

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>NOOOO THEY WOULDNT LESS MASSACRE INNOCENT INDIANS AND BE MEAN TO OUR SLAVES NOOOOOO

Can I please post

scotland? don't think I've seen a natural pine forest in all my years in England

And they just proved using the measurement of space that the earth is flat, so what exactly is your argument?

which british colony would you lads have gone off to?
me? probably the cape or caribbean? like mediterenean climate and brown girls and barbecue.

So I can post on Chrome but Firefox is completely shagged, anyone else getting this?

Let me stand you up against a wall and see if i can hit the wall through your head.

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Missing the dog lads

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Yeah I feel like a mong not doing overhand because I'm such a purist autist in everything else (atg when I squat, full ROM on bench, 0 kipping with pullups and going all the way back down before going up again, etc) so this is the 1 thing I'm annoyed at myself for not doing

diegs its friday you can turn your name on x

>Firefox is completely shagged
works on my machine

test

Off on my daily adventures lad!!

not really. we get sand blowing over from the sahara sometimes that turns the sky blood red but it's never like a storm.

Been getting errors on chrome

Gf made me fish fingers :3

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and that's your quota for the day lad
don't make me catch you overpost

My argument is that it's nothing like religion, there's nothing to measure in religion, no data to collect or anything to analyse to support any claims.

Lads what to do when your the lad with the lads?

love tube slegs

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she gave me fish fingers too

wonder what the US would have been like it it stuck with the UK. Probably smaller, less populous, but a culture much more similar to ours, I reckon

i don't see em in liverpool at all. maybe there's some in another part but i think i've literally never seen one here, neither in parks nor in the city nor suburbs

Looks like shit lad

I have it on Firefox where I post, it says the post went through but it never appears
It's not just that it isn't rendering either cause I checked the archives and they're not in there either

Are you two in preschool? What ever is this schlock?

Wales actually

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Slow down yeah? Can't read all this dumb shit in a minute.

life that you don't live in Japan is not life

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Really wish inane blogposting was a banable offence

depends on the time period and my personal conditions
probably the US just because it was the land of opportunity and freedom and I would have been interested in exploring a massive uncharted land

GCHQ doing a number on you
youve probably been doing summat rum on your 'puter

what's bigger, those fish fingers or her willy

if its any consolation being an overhand autist means you will not be training at your 5 rep max.

eg i probably do 5 reps 200kg mixed/hook
but struggle 5 reps 180kg overhand, and its literally down to the grip strength and not the actual deadlift strength.

bananable

Been fingering her have you? aha just kidding lad enjoy em x

Sounds like a (You) problem.

This thread is too fast

PETER!

Nice calves, horrible tattoos, face is meh, awful hair.

no but I wish they did
really enjoy sometimes watching storm chasers in america, theres something beautiful about seeing a massive tornado moving across the horizon of some flat open farm land out in the great plains
youtu.be/M0pYWXq7dqw
I love this guy's channel

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currently manifesting a reality where it is so I can report this blogposting of your feelings on the matter

ehehe

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Kek
It looks lovely and tastes lovely
Fish fingers and ketchup mate, peng stuff
She doesn't have a willard so the fish fingers
Haha thanks mate

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Olivia Rodrigo

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>preschool
FOY

Crewe is such a shithole too haha Nantwich is alright tho

i would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

What does FOY mean?

Depends if I'm rich or poor. Probably Jamaica I reckon - that was where all the money was at first. If we're talking later empire as in 1850-1914 then probably Australia.

Only ever been to the station

Setting yourself up here lad haha

Grim post all around

I also refuse to use straps or even a belt because I am a gigantic faggot and everything has to be 100% un-assisted in anyway in my autistic mind or else I didn't really do it

Nantwich is indeed pretty peng

I GRIEVE IN STEREO

*enters thread in a full hazmat suit carrying a strange device with flashing lights and it's also beeping a lot*
Lads LADS the gaydar homodetector is going OFF this is a category A emergency containment situation please can you point me to the offending post?

It means here's your (You)

...

...

over here, bossman

No no no, we need more GOTH SLUTS ASAP

Fuck off you.

yeah, it's right here

spainlad loves NOTHING more than a sesh on rocket league followed by a lovely suck on the GF(male)'s willard

i com in pice

any /cold dead eye/ man in

Yeah I'm getting bored already. Not very entertaining British humor

*walks away and the beeps start slowing down*

*as the device moves over to me it beeps even louder then explodes into a cloud of smoke, cogs and springs*

please leave then

>humor
FOY

Any party rockers in the house tonight?

/brit/ more like /shit/

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had an incredibly busy last 6 months at toil but the thing we were working towards has now passed so it's very quiet now. just sitting on my couch watching Drive to Survive and eating tangfastics :)

ok let's split it up into periods then:
pre 1776, choices are:
13 colonies, Caribbean, Bengal, ireland (i suppose)
1776-1830 choices are:
caribbean, cape colony, india, sri lanka, a nascent NZ, aussie, canada
1830 onwards, to make this interesting choices are:
only newer colonies like burma, malaya, east africa, nigeria, fiji. no old dominions as it were.

Why are you all like NPC chatter

This is slander (but yes I do love a sweaty Rocket League sesh)

getting blacked

Boring gimmick

yeah i don't use belts.

It's 4:20

You guys are boring AF desu

/CUM/ is better. Quality vs quantity yfm

any very low resting heart rate man in? my average is 49-50 bpm. have gone down into high 30s before.

Peep show is not funny.

why is the american being so judgmental

Why is your general so shite desu

Nearly all comedy programmes are not funny.

finished with ass erect poo, just starting ass erect wee now

Mental how you can just join a bank and they will give you money and then you close your account and there is LITERALLY nothing they can do about it

Have mugged off a few banks this way in the last few months

you're responsible for about half of the terrible posts in this thread
jog on

Boring post

Mental how mattyposting was completely and permanently neutralised the the introduction of the following uBlockOrigin custom filter:

boards.4channel.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-us)

cum literally moves at like 1 post per 2 hours

And yet it's still better than the British posters

Mental that

used to be in the 40s when i was an exercise freak

took me a good 15 seconds to understand this

We're sleeping

Still better than /shit/

I do this as well. Got 75 quid the other day for opening a random business account. Transferred the money out and will never use it again lmao

literally just had one of my top 5 wanks all time lads get in

DEpressing how couriers now insist on taking photos of your delivery with you in shot. Don't want to have to look at my walking corpse on a websites proof of delivery page YOU FUCKING CUNTS

...

just reminded me to turn it back on x

shouldn've have done if you'd been paying attention, i've been on this gimmick for a few weeks now

supposed to be good no? you must be fit.

>pre 1776, choices are:
Caribbean
>1776-1830 choices are:
cape colony
>1830 onwards
honk kong

13 colonies
cape colony
would have gone Hong Kong but since it's not on the list, malaysia

On a fucking work call when I really just want to have a ciggie and a poo

Pathetic desu

yeah no
just going to filter you now

Love to see it, lad

Pathetic wimp can't take the heat LOL

they do it on purpose to collect data so that they can automatically deliver with robots in future - and check who you are based on your photo

Why do you need to look at a proof of delivery page if you were literally at the door when they delivered it?

>2022
>still smoking
Mate

done this too many times. made about a grand from doing it over the years.

banned from doing it from pretty much all high street banks because they don't let you do it more than once every 3 years.

Facts

>he doesnt enjoy the buzz of a fag and a strong coffee
ngmi

I wonder how many people who have ever used /brit/ have died over the years.

they'll have proof of delivery photos in maternity wards next

do must busses take contactless?

wish i got my vaccine when everyone else was getting it now i'll show up and everyone will know i was an antivaxxer for months

my grandpa

These fucking shorts are doing my head in, they're the right waist but too tight on my legs, if I go up a size then they'll be too loose around the waist.

Only the dead ones

Bored now

Shall be taking my leave x

/bleep/ is better in every single regard

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The fuck was he doing on here?

yeah they don't tend to ask personal questions like that so as long as your hygiene is alright, I don't think they'll be able to tell

Based, bet Martin Lewis has posters of you on his bedroom wall

absolutely fucking hate this type of mild overcast weather. i'd rather it be -10c

gf is so fucking stupid it does my nut in genuinely cant get my head around her logic, she paid £40 for a hand cream and then £35 for a face cream

literally whats the fucking difference? refuse to believe you couldn't just use one of those products for both purposes. stupid fucking CUNT

vgh I have downed a lot of beers, I can't even stand straight anymore

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Was at a gig last night and EVERYONE was smoking rollies, I felt like such a loser with my straights

smoking is for when you're a teenager and going through your edgy rebellious phase
If you still smoke as an adult you're fucking pathetic and need to grow up

I'm normally asleep this time if day, if that explains it

I did when I was 18-22 but then I realise smoking is grim and quit.
Yes

companies don't trust workers to just do their jobs now. proper demoralisation tactic by toilberg.

shitposting

So true

You guys are scum lol

Blog on you boring wog

I was watching one of Professor Edward Dutton's old videos earlier, and he was talking about in group preferences and how they affect the perception of attractiveness, essentially how you'll find women of your tribe more attractive than foreign ones.
It turns out this peaks at around 1-2% shared DNA, which is the equivalent of someone who is your third/forth cousin.

Which I'll tell you, makes me feel much better about trawling through my 23andMe relatives and thinking "She looks cute".

yeah i'm pathetically proud of it lol. i'm a decent long distance runner.

*muffled barneyfag screeching in the distance*

funny how he still replies to posts even though 90% of us have him filtered

Dogshit posts

Matt always runs away when I start posting. Think he's intimidated by how much I personality mog him lmao

You're welcome lads

don't care and didn't ask for an advert

Nah you're boring as fuck lad lol

spic's having an episode
putting the flag filter on

He were on the nonce werent he

...

Why am I not surprised the literal children on /brit/ don't like smoking
Did you have a school assembly telling you it's bad?
Pathetic

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alright fatty

someone told me the lowest ever resting heart rate was a proffesional biathlete

redgifs.com/watch/hauntingperuredheadedwoodpecker
Thoughts???

personally i smoke because my life is so boring and uneventful it gives me something to look forward to every so often

smoking my gfs penis

Your general is boring and you should be ashamed

British humor lost it's touch ages ago it seems

Got any tips to increase my cardio

KTIM
T
I
M

>Nah you're boring as fuck lad lol
Imagining you saying this in your Yank accent and it's making me crease

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Love me
>ambient, techno, ambient techno, IDM, vapourwave
Hate
>anything with rap in it, drum & bass, other shit I can't think of
simple as

It's more like 25% desu

Wish we had guns so I could blow my brains out.

kahteem

voca.ro/1ft6q2X6EU5o
Dogshit taste tbf

Unsurprising coming from a Brit

Meeting with a bloke called Raul tonight to get plucked, stuffed and roasted like a christmas turkey

bought a Royal Enfield motorcycle for £350 lads
its missing a few bits

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music.youtube.com/watch?v=V0sWnTMf8gY&feature=share

music.youtube.com/watch?v=V0sWnTMf8gY&feature=share

Janny can you sort this yank out please

Exactly how I imagined it haha

can't deal with another night of sleep toil with a fever and blocked nose
might just pull an all nighter and listen to the entire Iliad while playing civ 5

kind of curious to know what this is but it's most likely some degenerate shit

Snitch loser faggot desu

Boring

>no comfy cabin in the woods to build stuff in
cheers lad feel like shit now

having a wank

reckon that's a job for a mental institution and not a minimum wage labourer like are jan

Fever dreams are fucking horrible too, especially when you get the same dream over and over again.

nice project

just going to leave until spainmong and matthew fuck off and never return

nice place there fella
is it a proper workshop?

Imagine reporting posts bc you're offended LOL

Pathetic fucks

Looks good to go mate

doing a BP (big poo)

first i was ugly
then i was ugly and stupid
then i was fat and ugly and stupid
now im fatter and uglyer and stupider

think ive maxed out my characteristics

Why is your general so dogshite now desu

I think it's because I left ages ago desu

Soooo worthless fr fr

Can't believe how boring you fucks have become

It's pathetic desu

will never happen. their female brains crave attention at all times

Remember when BP leaked millions of gallons of poo into the sea?

just filter the cunt

You know it's true btw

I'm more interesting than you all combined LOL

So simple, you lot

got the scran in

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ye gulf of mexico has never been cleaner

yeah been tripping balls where I hyper focus on shit and think up elaborate solutions ot problems then come to and relaise its gibberish but fall back into them

Dominated your general yet again

Effortlessly at that

You lot are so weak compared to my superior charisma/aura

Love to see it

im a long time sub to matthews youtube channel

Where do you get your iliad audio from?

Shan't be joining the new

You lot aren't worth my time

Sooooo boring fucks sake

How are you so boring

Dry dull humor

don't tell me those 4 boxes are for you lad
deary me

sipping kombucha
gut cultures thriving

used to make my own booch x

Enjoy the mix lad
youtu.be/zpgmOTEEpSc
youtu.be/zpgmOTEEpSc
youtu.be/zpgmOTEEpSc

beans on toast

it's a trouble to know what to wear

corr

Literally not true
Wear a shirt over a t shirt

Some fucker at work has reheated last night's curry and it smells unreal

Jeans with a long sleeved shirt rolled up

why did you delete all your videos?

t shirt and overshirt

trousers and overtrousers

Dennis: So, uh, Dennis and Dee Reynolds here, we are talking about the homeless issue here in Philly, that's a big issue these days and we're here with our friend Cricket, he is a homeless man. Cricket, walk us through a day in your life.
Rickety Cricket: A day in the life-- well, the other morning, I wake up and I find a dog sniffin' at my wound. He's fully aroused - mind you - so I'm thinking "oh great, what does this jerk want?" Of course I know what he wants, he's looking at me right in the eyes, he does not have to say it - not that he could. [Starts sucking on a lemon] Urrggghhhh that is- that is tart! That is really tart. I mean does my scar look like a dog's vagina? You know, maybe, I don't know, I'm not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog! I mean that's God's work. Well, not that I believe in God, I don't. Not since that chinaman stole my kidney.

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HIT RORKE IN THE SPOT

KNOCK HIS DREADS OFF

grab a fork and get stuck in

mihai, spainmong and schizospic
a real meeting of the minds happening in this thread

Needs moar chicken

Crop top and a little jacket

why u feelion that way for m8

what does rorke's poo look like

newfag or under 20

thst expression has been around since late 2000s

Doing a multiple linear regession to find how number of poos changes as a result of food consumption and number of wanks per hour
Gathering data as we speak

bfs winnets for lunch. again. my favourite though

A rock solid globoid

wish I had some fruit in the house
need something to go with my porridge and yoghurt

new

nu

Haha FUCKING GUTTED

it was earlier than the other one too

tackle it in small amounts, and increase milage slowly. the worst thing you can do is over exert yourself as you'll either injure yourself or get frustrated and bored.