Why was ross so upset that phoebe didn't believe in evolution?

why was ross so upset that phoebe didn't believe in evolution?

Attached: 1624410536199.gif (500x200, 545.54K)

he and monica were both autists

Evolution is his religion.

Because she's a retard that makes shit up to seem special so he thought for sure she was jesting and baiting, since it is absurd for a functional human adult to not believe in evolution,
Much like she did with the cat.

Imma just come out and say it...
Pheobe was the hottest out of the three

Atheists won’t be content until all opposition to them has been destroyed

jewish

The cat thing was the worst ever moment in friends. Phoebe was clearly unhinged and using the cat as a coping mechanism. This not only was encouraged by all her friends, but Ross was demonized. In the end of the episode Ross had to go along with her mental illness and this was portrayed as a good thing. What an awful moral message, instead of Phoebe addressing her issues, she just created a mental gymnastics delusion.

She's an adult and it's obvious as all shit to any intelligent and educated adult that evolution is clearly accurate so it can get on peoples nerves when said adults don't think it's what went down, especially if they substitute it with weirdly specific ideas that they get from other people like god or something ha ha
>atheists are a huge minority
> gets more traction after people start getting more educated and exposed to how the world really works thanks to the internet
>wahh fedora wearing assholes wanna destroy all religion

Attached: 1541232380045.jpg (598x597, 31.26K)

How can you believe in evolution when it's just a theory (a guess)?

land mammals give birth on land, whales have to give birth underwater. how did the first whale give birth in the sea without the thing drowning?

because he's a well-educated scientist and thought she was being a moron

tranette no passto

Attached: 1626307561690.png (474x393, 290.01K)

The worst part is that at the end she recognizes she's doing this not because she actually believes it's her mom, but just because.
And then she says that the point is that Ross should support her regardless of what she believes.
That fucking psychotic.

>whooooops haha

Attached: 1200px-Tiktaalik_roseae_life_restor.jpg (1200x693, 140.01K)

Liberal women in a nutshell.

land-sea transitions make no sense, and furthermore you'd need 2 or more of these things to not die at the same time.

Do I really need to explain this concept to you? You're probably american so I guess I have to.
You get mammals that thrive on a aquatic niche, like sea lions. One of those might eventually be born with a mutation that makes its lungs way bigger, like Michael Phelps has a lung mutation, so this animal can breathe under water for waaay longer and probably swim way better because his lungs stores more air. Now this little fucker dominates the shit out of his little environment. He can dive deeper to reach a food source that was previously untapped by his colleagues, he can escape land predators and huge fucking birds for way longer, he has the best possible advantage, it's not even fair.
So all the females are going to favor this little cunt, because they want their offspring to have the best possible advantage. So he fucks a lot, and he has a lot of kids. Because of that the chances that one of his kids carries this mutation is way bigger.
Now repeat that, two individuals with the mutation fuck, way bigger chance, mutation might be even more developed. Lungs keep getting bigger. We're now at the point where the lungs are so big that even the newborn have them. Keep in mind they are born developed enough to instantly swim up and fill their lungs.
It's gradual, through millions of years.
This isn't a debate, whales got finger bones inside their flippers, they have hip and leg bones.

>so this animal can breathe under water for waaay longer

Yet you will never explain the eyeball. People like you like to believe you're empiricists but you will conclude something as an absolute while ignoring certain parts which are clearly inorganic.

Where's the T-rex with smaller or bigger arms? 32 "found" throughout the world and what a coincidence, all within the same evolutionary epoch. You only believe in evolution because you've never actually spent more than 5 minutes thinking about it. The entire fragile human body assumes evolution is lifestyle based yet nature shows other primates as sexually/socially based...So which is it?

>How can you believe in evolution when it's just a theory (a guess)?
it's (a geuss), get your shitpost right

Right, right, you got my gist. Breathe way more before going underwater.

no proof of any of this

We have transition species for every single animal living today, you have no idea how full the fossil catalogue is.
We also have every single stage of development of the eye organ.

There's loads, actually.

Attached: 120234594_678297926421911_3582899853413087054_n.jpg (698x764, 61.15K)

finding bits of a dog creature and claiming it became a whale is sus af

Attached: 1639576974831.jpg (292x172, 6.89K)

>gets more traction after Jews get more power and literal Communists invade more Western Institutions
Fixed that for you.

Looks like a dog to you?

Attached: 800px-FMNH_Rodhocetus.jpg (800x418, 84.64K)

Jews literally believe in the creation, you fucking mongoloid.
Not only that, it is essential for their claim as chosen people.
Get off Any Forums, you have negative braincells.

does it look whaley, where's the baleen

get a load of the big brains on this guy.

Why do Athishits equate not believing intelligent life materialized from basically nothing through sheer random happenstance with "not believing in evolution"?
They use the two interchangeably despite being two completely different things.

I've noticed that Atheists, Leftists, Probs, etc., do this shit on a lot of topics.
If you oppose mandates forcing everyone to be injected against their will with an experimental serum with no long-term testing, you "don't believe in vaccines".
If you question the ethics of teaching children the proper """safe""" way to fuck in Public Schools you "don't believe in contraception".
Why do they keep doing this? It's incredibly dishonest. It also makes you look retarded to anyone that ACTUALLY understands the issues.

what's funny about the eye is that cambrian fossils already have advanced eyes, there's no gradual steps.

>Jews literally believe in the creation
"Jew" is not a religion, dipshit. It's an ethnicity/race. They can literally testg your DNA to see what percentage "Jewish you are.

It does look dolphinian, now that you mentioned.

>look, this chart has arrows pointing from this theoretical animal to this real one
Wow, that's ironclad proof we all evolved from goo.

There absolutely are gradual steps. We have eyes that can only detect light from dark, there is no way you're going to stretch this to being "advanced".