This made boomers cum in their pants

>this made boomers cum in their pants

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I'm a millennial and used to stay up late and jack to this all the time. Shit was SO cash.

Same, this, censored Howard Stern, GGW commercials, scrambled porn channels, and the rare Sundance or IFC trial where you have to sit through some 2 hour character study to see a boob

you didn't live in era where you had to pay to see nudes

Hell yea my dude

Same. This and Girls Gone Wild infomercials.

Even free HBO/Cinemax weekends tricked me with Taxicab Confessions and Real Sex. Although there was a sex toy and black nude pageant episodes of real sex that drained my balls. Also Amber Newman on every softcore porno she was in

>scrambled porn channels
>those brief moments where you were able to clearly see what was happening
zoomers will never understand that feeling.

I'm 30 and have no idea what this is

Were you a Christfag or Richfag growing up? That might explain it

Scrambled had its own special charm, but the move later on became to just keep hitting the flashback button over and over and over, because that first split second was perfectly clear.

There was this show, I'm not even sure if she was on it but I remember some hot female host like her, it was this very nineties news show about the "wild internet". It may have had alta vista in the title, this was back during the AOL days. They would interview owners of strange and interesting websites and whichever porn star was the "most downloaded woman" that week. I remember that was where I first heard about "missile silo homes" and Danni Ashe.

Fuck I miss that internet era. It was all tits, boomer shooters, and totally harmless wacky internet shenanigans.

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I relate to all of these except for scrambled porn.

it depended of the cable provider, the ones that came with a box were always black screens.

The cable guy left the box open when our new neighbors moved in and my dad claims he put one of these in the box. We had free cable and movie channels from 1999 to when they changed it all to digital

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*blocks your path*

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Holly was best girl. Not sure why Hef liked Kendra better.

Anyone else just watch TV without masturbating?

>Kendra
she was an absolute whore in bed (look at her sex vids) while holly was prude

What are you, some kind of freak? Get out of here ya beatnik!

>holly was prude
I'm guessing the fact she was banging an old dude had something to do with that.

Based pops. It's insane all you needed was literally a splitter. Now all the cable and satellite providers basically require SIM cards, internet connections, DRM checks, and proprietary remote controls with always on x22vtmicrophones.

Holly > madison > Kendra

I grew up with the Disney channel and would jerk off to the mom from honey I shrunk the kid and the chick from even Stevens. Also the mom from Still Standing and the mom from Bernie Mac show

i am 32 and think about wild on E regularly

I also remember my dad running cable into my bedroom during the summer of 2000 and was up in the attic in the Florida heat.

I prefer the Japanese newscasters
Theres one video with lesbian newscaster which was a perfect fever dream