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big suze

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i hate w*men

need w*men out of business

sitting here with a pooey arse really isnt that bad, might relax a bit before my shower

*squelches back in chair*

i eat 4000 calories a day and im still not putting on weight
fuck this gay turbo metabolism

strong urge to drop everything and become a bus driver

must be a monster

got no fans

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the BTC bottom is in gents

BUY BUY BUy

More of a Dobbyman me

stocking up, sir

*kicks you square in the nuts, causing you to regurgitate this morning's toast sandwich all over yourself and release your grip*

*stuffs your face with a pork pie*
How’s that you fat wanker?

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kill me

has Any Forums had its annual mass suicide yet

Basically anything except medicine is a meme or maybe finance is a meme as a degree on its own because everythings so saturated
but if you do volunteer shit, an internship, work up during part time uni jobs then you can probably get something out of it

grab your left nut make the right one jealous

toni man in?

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There it is
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Only trannard content I've ever spaffed to
Curious that

the only pork pies you can get here are form coles and woolies delis that they get frozen and half the time haven't even begun to defrost yet
its grim, love porkpies

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just gooned for 10 minutes

nah I don't think I'll be sinking any real money into a pyramid scheme thanks

Love looking and touching women's arseholes. No matter what happens between you, you've seen her arsehole.

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hi

/brit/ is filmed in front of a LIVE studio audience!
*the /brit/ theme song starts playing, the crowd starts cheering and camera pans across the set*

>No toil for a week after today

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can vouch for this post, all the power a woman has over you at the end of the day means little once you've seen her arse.

problem is she's stuck fingers up mine.

wtf i thought i was straight
why am i turned on by this

grow up, get a job and move out.
your'll learn everything important about the economy then.

for me personally it's Elena

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It's an ok choice but not the best:
>does lead to relatively high paid jobs and is liked in finance and civil service
>is the most respected non-science course, because it involves almost as much maths as engineering (if you do a masters or a PhD it is pretty much all maths).
>HOWEVER, all the jobs are in london and none are remote working, they literally do not hire them outside of london except odd jobs here and there in random places.

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>All those sandwiches to himself
tubby cunt, more like Jacob Reese-FAT haha x

starting a cs degree in a few weeks

the lads giving me the ol' hard willy again haha /brit/ sponsored wank de ladssssssss

I thought Australia was second only to Britain for its love for pies? You seriously can't get decent pork ones? I weep for you

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havent wanked in 5 days and starting to act like a thirsty simp

brekkers... sorted

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god I hate this twat

eating poo

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vile runt slop

Hate him so much. Hate the idiot rorke memers who think he's based because he talks like a victorian Viscount. He wouldn't piss on a prole if they were on fire.

unironically love the look of most boring beige british food

wtf is that
looks like a tumour

she do be cute though

why dont they have normal pork pies in australia
surely theres at least one british fella over there who can make them

just got called a racist in greggs lads

*audience in absolute hysterics*

the best flex might be trying to do economics and then move to data science if you prefer all that autism stuff or do not want to go to london; or actual business/finance stuff if you want to be a patrick bateman wanna be.

there is a difficulty in both; data science is pretty much chocked full of stem people (and even nonstemmards) who relaised that studying chemistry or biology doesnt necessarily lead to a career.
and finance is very selective.

Mental right? Glad I'm not the only one.

I need my face sat on so bad, holy fucking shit

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Genuinely bizarre how these people will mock and ridicule the people and still retain massive support.

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diego

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even after 5 days i dont find this africanised shite attractive

big rape

can't think of a more louche thing to do

If my face isn't sat on soon I will committed suicide via bridge jump

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Need to put a picture above my fireplace lads what should I get?

Is it a safe for work fireplace?

they have a pretty strong propaganda wing in terms of the sun, DM, telegraph and express.

Also they basically sort pensioners out and say the right things to uninterested voters (LEVEL UP; BREXIT DONE; RWANDA!) so they tend to win.

live laugh love

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For me it's the Brazilian one that I can never remember the name of that genuinely looks like a woman.

Thanks lad really narrowed it down didn't you

Enji is my favourite e-girl, needs to hurry up and do streaming.

why are all the girls orange on dating apps its so fucking horrid

egon schiele

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man, I feel like a woman

Carolina Rameirez, just found her (him).

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*cross-checks that name against the /brit/ approved e-girls list*
Oh dear oh dear oh dear... not looking good for *peers over my thick rimmed glasses* you

Big girl sex whore boobies

Just want something neutral. When I moved in there was this insanely bent cartoon picture of a harbour and I'm fed up looking at it.

isn't brazillian. probably has the most powerful cumshots in the game though my gosh.

sayuri mattar

cutfags will never know this feel

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How is this a man

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>gosh
foy

>.gif
fuck off

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Shouldn't have to say this but stop watching tranny porn, lads.

grim

We can just get some cheese out of the fridge and slather it on, women don't know the difference

real IRA be like uhhh no those lads are FAKE theyre the FAKE ira we're the REAL ONES it says so in our name!!

Any Forums is the australia of websites

:(

I've seen your list and have no respect for it.

Why

Imagine taking photos and not doing anything to stop that

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I mean, that duck is clearly a bad mother

Writing a song. Got an lyrics?

imagine my cock in your mouth

binging more trannywank videos
none of them have the same special magic though

when you see her 7 inch cock firing gallons of semen all over the shop come bakc and ask that.
colombian though, not brazillian.

to be fair quite a lot of trannards are cheating with facial surgery these days. i've seen some incel murderer looking mf'ers be turned into the dream gf by the surgeon's hand.
No.

If my face isn't enveloped by girl buttcheeks by the next full moon I WILL commit suicide

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I'm a Lidl man in a Waitrose world

>I mean
Fuck off zoomer, are you the same mong that posts 'tho' all the time too?

poo arse wank
poo barm scran
pooey arse pooed

just took an iq test and received the results
apparently i have an iq of 109
honestly, was expecting a lot worse

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>americans will never feel the inside of their foreskin being licked

i wish i had 1 btc to my name. still seems absurd that 0.01 is like 500 quid

that is all

Très bien Pierre.

catberg is like a tank he’s huge and incredibly robust. he’s also very retarded. zooms around the house like a torpedo and slams into the walls.

Isn't 100 the average? I managed to get 135 even though I did shit at school.

What does this expression mean?

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mad how women bleed out their fannies every month

mister scranman
bring me a feed
make it the pengest i've ever seen

reckon my IQ raised massively after age 23. used to really struggle with stuff like maths or programming. but i suddenly got quite good at them.

Yeah same here mate

ktim

I'm 34.

uh oh stinky

sex

shame innit because i went and did a micky mouse degree and now have a mickey mouse career.
might go back to studying and use my newfound intelligence.

I want girl vagina and thighs all over my face

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got a head injury a few years ago that knocked about 30iq points off me. used to be reasonably smart. now I'm a functional tard.

Is this unedited? Cause I need a vile bitch like this in my life tbqh

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lisa nandy > priti patel

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I'm at uni now at the age of 29 so ended up working quite well for me. Go back to studying mate, it's not too late.
>do shit at school, piss around
>sort my life out in my mid 20s onwards

aggressive lust

do you get a nice african bird to follow you round everywhere and wank you when you're at home?

racismlad's latest commission

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I want to visit Uganda to see gorillas

one of them made it

What happened?

yeah i've been doing some maths modules at the open uni.

just go to black neighborhood mate

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bit racist

so women have clear piss? interesting

How can an arse be gushy? Wouldn't it be gushing shit?
>neighborhood
Fuck off yank

can't remember the last time i pissed
must have been today but no idea

the quintessential Dave reaction image

bacterial vaginosisberg doing my nut in

The face of evil

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“Apart from his pay, which is considerable, Fett demanded only one thing: an unaltered clone for himself.” In other words, this unaltered clone is a “pure genetic replication – no tampering with the structure to make it docile and no growth acceleration”. It’s not precisely clear why Fett would desire such a clone, although here are some possibilities:

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had some sort of fit, lost conciousness, collapsed. smashed the side of me head on the corner of a marble counter on the way down.

Fivehead

Fucking hell, were you diagnosed with epilepsy or were you doing drugs?

Here you go, chum.

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meat pies even more so but no pork pies
our thing is we ape everyone's cuisine but ditch the shit that takes work and pork pies need way more work than a normal pie

yeah bossman 1 ugali, 1 green banana stew with peanuts there cheers

mihai;s uncoherent ramblings have unironically made me scared to do drugs

Reckon I've taken 10 points off from drinking too much in my 20s and not using my brain and using the Internet too much.

thoughts on each one?

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they'd make a good couple.

Rorke wishes

It's all just molecules isn't it? Don't see why I'm being arrested.

thanks, cheers
*makes away with it*

any numerous genetic abnormalities man in

mad how the use of the word 'rorke' in brit probably outnumbers the use of all the references to rorke's drift in the wider world.

he's just a harmless neet woofter

>uncoherent

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just pixels on a screen and they'll still arrest you for it
outrageous

pair of shirt lifters

that's fine lad, dr soyberg is giving it away for free over there

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Test

Okay pedo

>Don't see why I'm being arrested.
you shoved your willard up a little girl sir

Mad that the majority of the world is Asian, we are just guests on the Asian planet.

*showers*

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epilepsy

Based Rajesh

If aliens visited they'd probably talk to the Chinese first

making a big decision of my own volition instead of drifting around like a little spore

Don't like looking at ugly unpleasant things
Prefer looking at beautiful things

Yeah, visit the relatives

currently working 6 days a week for an extra $200
not really worth it honestly

disturbing how human like rats are. rats and humans are probably the most closely related species in terms of behaviour
>hurr chimps
chimps aren't nearly as adaptable as humans and rats.

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omdddss rorke you cant just slaughter countless natives

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*spreads my hairy pooey arsehole*

reckon this it'll be repeated in the 21st century but the chinese will be the british with hypersonic missiles and kinetic railguns and we'll be the massacred zulus

Tragic

feeling a bit soporific

shed be fit if she got a nosejob and replaced all her teeth tbf

blog off

based wee fella

going to have a shower, shave and get a clue

*nervously covers my arse*

she would look alright if she changed her entire face yeah

oh no no no

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It's unusual to develop epilepsy later, did you have any head injuries before that caused it? My dad had a fit in his early 60s and was diagnosed with epilepsy which is really unusual, he always used to hit his head so it must have been that.

a poo gained

why do people say it's "their house" when they still have hundreds of thousands in the mortgage to pay off and bankberg can foreclose it if they miss a payment

vagina power

rentoid cope

suffering from stink pussy

pootin buying up ruble with gold reserves

Yes they are.

going to try and make a curry tonight lads, never made one before so not sure what to expect but cant be that hard can it

need it
crave it
want it
desire it
lust for it

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business idea: ice cubes made of expensive wine

lol based trannies

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Just the way people talk and it's easier to say than 'my rented flat' or 'my house that will be mine once I pay off my mortgage'

any hardgainer man in? HATE it
>religiously go to gym 3 times a week
>religiously eat high amounts of protein
>religiously sleep
>can lift big numbers but body looks dyel

meanwhile my brother:
>doesnt go gym
>eats junk food
>barely sleeps just parties and shit
>stronger than me; and looks like a body builder
REEE

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this really says a lot about everything

Why isn't Wales in the union jack?

Reckon you wank a lot more than your brother hey

i sit at my computer for up to 16 hours a day

currys on the whole are quite simple to cook, basically just let all the ingredients simmer for a while. enjoy fella x

at my rented flat 2, 42 Amersham Hill, High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England, HP13 6PQ

Look up how to make the paste for the curry you want to make. Good curry is about layering, adding ingredients in stages.

Is your brother older?

reckon a big bag of sour cream and onion crisps is unhealthy

>only 3 times
Mate I go 4 times and it still doesn't feel like enough but I like my rest days too much.

younger. he's got a serious health problem to do with his bones but some how still mogs me and most guys.

>hardgainer

reality:
you eat barely over 2k calories and lift bitch weight with shit form but think you eat heaps and lift heavy

Tudors (Henry VIII being the most famous among many) were a Welsh family that became monarchs and pushed for Wales and England to become one under the crown so they would have more power and security on the throne as Welsh rulers.

Unironically 23 and have a mortgage on a townhouse with my mum. It's pretty grim knowing if I lose my job somehow I'll be on the hook for an entire property.

the snack x

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As do I.

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do you shag her
is she fit
would you shag her if she wasnt your mum

can't compound lift too many times a week.
>barely over 2k
lie i eat high calorie food fuck loads of oats, rice, milk etc.
>bitch weights
1/2/3/4
>shit form
not at all. i have really good form, i used to be on some sort of powerlifting team at uni.

Would pack those into the sarnie, Spanish style.

31 dating a 21 year old, simple as.

If you lose your job just go postal

would devour that

Surely you're in positive equity, so you'd just sell it and pay off the mortgage then use whatever's left to rent until you find secure work and can get back on the ladder

she's 59 and hasn't been a looker since the early 1990s

27 and got a mortgage but I'm a tarquin so it won't ever be a problem

Carbon dating a Jurassic lifeform

It's not that I don't shag, just don't shag in London, unfortunately where I live. Absolutely baffling that girls in Glasgow, Barcelona, Gdansk will shag me but I don't get any action here.

alri

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>lie i eat high calorie food fuck loads of oats, rice, milk etc.
that doesn't mean anything, you could eat a small amount of high calorie food and it would still be fuck all total daily calories

Because Wales was part of the Kingdom of England, pic related

Then the Kingdom of England formed a union with the Kingdom of Scotland in 1706 / 1707, which created the United Kingdom and the Union Jack

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L

cope

We own our first home so I'd probably be alright, still anxiety inducing having that sort of responsibility

Women giving birth after 30 should be fucking illegal
So many of the freaks here have Mums who were in the mid to late 30s when they were born

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Reckon Sansa was always fated to look like this by this point or did her hard partying lifestyle cause it?

DM commenters have started calling it Sow Dee Array Bia because it gets unpublished otherwise

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as i said its nonsense. i just have shit genetics.
for example, if i don't lift for 2 weeks i lose a month worth of strength.

my brother got the chad genes from my mum
i got the runt genes from my old man.

try LGD. receptorchem.co.uk/lg4/

Half a dropper for 8-12 weeks. Also buy their enclomiphene

actually like the feeling of a pooey arse

>genetics
*rolls eyes, leans back in my chair and looks over to the camera while doing a wanking motion*

HIT RORKE IN THE SPOT

KNOCK HIS DREADS OFF

She's an obvious cokehead

Yeah it's fucked plus she'll be dead in no time
Not really fair on the kids but at least I didn't end up with autism or down syndrome like a lot of others with older parents

ah yes "sneaking " in
totally not being prepared for sushi, they just snuck in haha whoops!

>i used to be on some sort of powerlifting team at uni.
who would phrase their own memory like this lmao

might move to wodonga

gettin swole jeff?

albury is better

palliative care meds kickin in

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it wasn't really a team it was like a club. but some of the guys did compete.

Yeah it's clearly a lie that he doesn't want to commit to

>96
keep forgetting she isn't even that old in oriental terms

need this reptilian ghoul six feet under pronto

Her adrenochrome source must be fire

I feel pretty strong. Not at my pre pandemic peak. Drinking too regularly. Ordered some rad140 from them to my house in NY so I'll try it when I get back in two weeks.

why do Any Forumscels think women are attracted to blonde hair and blue eyes

pooey arse kicking in

can't believe the old lady is likely going to die :(

how could this have happened?

Reckon I peaked in Year 2

>ruining your testosterone forever just for short term gain
Hmmm yes, I will certainly.

if you have a pet take a nice picture of them and have it printed out

your proudest accomplishment during that time?

How much do you weigh?

>for example, if i don't lift for 2 weeks i lose a month worth of strength.
that's literally everyone you fucking retard

I already know your full of shit and have no idea wat the fuck you're on about from the "Only go to they gym 3 times a week because I do compounds"
plus you still haven't said how many calories yo eat each day

here's the reality:
you eat fuck all and don't track your calories but think it's fine because you eat stereotypical bro food
you lift fuck all but just picked 1/2/3/4 because you see it get posted on Any Forums a lot
you don't go to the gym enough and have no idea what you're doing or talking about but choose to blame your lack of gains on genetics
blaming genetics is a 100% accurate telltale sign of a noob/runt

was unironically a heartbreaker in primary school made a few lasses cry when I rejected them

soundcloud.com/user596022723/rock-solid-swole

based jeff

Then pin test. You live in the first world with the finest pharmaceuticals.

working in hospitality isn't all bad, puts you in contact with fit teenage girls

Avoided almost every week of Show & Tell

guess she was wrong

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'

>show & tell

thought that was more of a yank thing

projection, can refute all of these points but cba to
75kg

seems like it but remember fucking 3 croatian girls within 2 weeks last summer

love seeing them bend over to lift things desu

Nothing wrong with fancying 16--19 year olds lad

That's us, yankified british detritus

>can refute all of these points but cba to
screaming

Going to an escort tomorrow at 12 pm lads.

I remember doing it at primary school in the 90s/early 2000s

New

yeah that's what I thought faggot

>hurr durr I eat high calorie food that means I eat lots of calories right?
>the actual quantity I eat? eeerrr uhhh.....

>bro you cant go to the gym more than 3 times a week if you do compounds
>whats that? literally everyone and their mother does bench, squat and deadlift multiple times a week?" uuummmm......

Queen looks a lot different recently... are they trying to pull a Dave?

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Love how the cryptomongs finally got their comeuppance. Wanking off over their imaginary internet currency for years only to have its value disappear in a day. Howling, screaming, crying, yodeling, exclaiming.

Used to love playing with lego after getting work done, building little trucks that hoarded all the shiny legos

Looks like she relaxed
Dreadful

keep writing bare text lad. i can refute litereally everything you've written. i use cronometer and make all my meals.
i can lift more than 1/2/3/4 on each lift, but can't be bothered to write 'my working set on ohp is 62.5kg etc etc'

as i said you're just wasting your time writing out these essays no one is going to read. so leave it.

do you think housepricemongs will get their comeuppance? like houseprices will become affordable and everyone will have a good salary and then housepricemong will look like an idiot?

ye

I'm in love

>/brit/ posting aussie that lives with his mum
>doesn't have autism
Picku oneu

"vaginal discharge" doesnt mean piss
it means grool

Racoons my man
chaos
trash bandits
bathing
social
highly inquisitive
self destructive tendencies

have a proper lunch lad

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fuck sake meant to post this

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