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Summer /med/ meetup edition

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Learned a few days ago about laurices
Wtf bros

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Good morning, /med/.
Listening to the new Kendrick Lamar album. If it's all like the second song, it's a shit work.

What the fuck.

G'day gents

Hmmm, rabbit. Delicious.

My new coworker seems really nice and funny. I only met her yesterday but I can already tell we're gonna get along well
That's fucked up

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>try to solve this cart ruts mystery
>muscular bald cunt start fickering under my car

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Kek'd

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Hello guys
I am depressed
Dunno why

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(You) () with the colleagues

Why didn't Malta punish anyone for her death?

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ALIZEE

*absolve themselves*

I wonder what happened to the pic related doods

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Did you take a photo of the actual monument?

me as the fat guy in the back

Hopefully they returned to Berlin and were promptly deported to Soviet labour camps in 1945.

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I do have a picture with the monument on my phone and probably a better one on my camera. Wanna see it?

Got me at first half

Sure.

don't fuck with the mafia

Why did you ask if I have a picture though
You like that monument or something?
Btw all pics posted are cropped because muh limit

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Because it would've been funny if you didn't.

Also, about the limit, what you can do is create a copy with compression to reduce the file size.

I thought about that too desu
>why yes I took pictures of urinals, graffitis and random shut but no landmarks

For the memes pics it's not much of an issue as I crop useless shit
Will probably do that for landscapes I guess

Kek yeah.
Makes sense.

Kek love me some fart jokes
I use imagecompressor dot com for that shit. No need to crop or anything

We already started yesterday but we need to talk about the amount of blacks and poos in Malta
What the fuck
Even in France they're not that much if you exclude a few places
>Marsalforn
Wtf, literally 5 blacks for one white in the bus
>Hamrun
Muh Afghan muh Bengali muh paki restaurant
The amount of Somali with shit hairlines lmao
Even saw a whitoid with his wife's son
Poos are decent but still many wtf
I wonder how much have the nationality
It's not too bad as long as they don't have that
And I'm not speaking of tourists but doods that work here
Mostly doods btw

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I don't lie when I talk about that.

Yeah you talked about it
But I did not expect it to be that bad
Now I did not slept in the most Maltese area but damn
It's not like Malta was empty

I checked demographic statistics and it doesn't seem that bad. There are more Brits officially living in Malta than from every other African country combined.

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To be fair you were in places which are overwhelmed with foreigners. Marsalforn is known to be filled with blacks, Hamrun as well along with Arabs and such.

>Brits
>white

Yeah as you told me
It's not like maltoids needs foreigners to build shit, you guys have been stacking stones since 7000 years lmao

But "we" need cheap labour to build lots of apartments for speculation and shieet.

>mfw hearing maltoids eat raw pork

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Did you know that there are approximately 30,000 Maltese residents living in the UK? And that people of Maltese heritage make up 3-4 times this number? And that in Australia, these figures are almost double?

Your thoughts on leaving Malta to live elsewhere in the anglosphere?

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>Skyrim - Music & Ambiance - Rainy Towns [10 hours]

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At Ta Pinu there are mosaics outside paid by people and many were paid by donations from maltoids from Australia

Was a bit disappointed by it, I did the cross path to the hill that was nice THOUGH

By ta pinu I mean, the mosaics were nice
Also fuck electric candles

>fuck electric candles
agree my church started to use them instead or real ones and they suck

No.
>fake candles
This dunghole is very adamant about becoming faker by the second.

If I ever buy a house, I'm going to put mosaics in my entry hall. Don't understand why more richfags don't do that, they look fantastic.
>electric candles
Disgusting.

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Brits or "Brits"?

Somehow I doubt that New Brits are immigrating in large numbers to Malta.

Also, nice time sextuples.

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Fuck this bullshit.

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You're right, if I ever became a richfag I'd build a house the likes of Trimalchio's villa in the Satyricon

>getting promoted because the goods one are dead
Sad!

It's funny, strategy is my favourite genre of videogames, yet I'm utterly shit at them, no matter the type (tactics, RTSs, grand strategy...)

What happens if multiple soldiers get captured? Do you get to rescue 4 at once, or do you have to launch 4 separate rescue operations?

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Lunch time.
Kek.
It's timed missions that fuck me, like in this case. Not that I'm good at strategy kek.
I have yet to discover. What sucks is that the mission was complete, but I ran out of time for evac. it's fucking bullshit desu. Also, Antonella was slain by Kelly who got mind controlled.

...

Timed missions are an unfortunate relic of archaic game design that still survives for some goddamn reason

Lack of purpose and sex, most likely

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Good morning med, woke up at noon with DOMS and a small headache.
I had shakshouka leftovers for lunch now it's getting better

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allô copain, hope you'll feel alright by the end of the day

Do women really kiss each other on the cheek.

This is the price of gains.

They do and it's infuriating

Anybody up for a board game arena this afternoon or night ?
Thanks fren, lip herpes got worse but that was to be expected, it was still hot and itchy yesterday
For me it's more weight loss than gains kek

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I have stabilised at 90kg.
Anything lower and I start to feel weak, unable to do anything physical.

I wish I was Mediterranean
I want to take a boat ride over the sea and imagine people sailing the same waters that I am for thousands of years
I love olive trees and grape vines, God I fucking wish I was Mediterranean
You could walk around a bit and dig into some dirt and find Ancient Greek pottery

c'est le prix pour être un chad

Whoops

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You can be med too desu

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Western Australia is french clay anyway

Hello frens!

>summer
Currently naked with her in the balcony of the house sun bathing, feels good.

I'm trying to think of the dish but I can't.
True, and it fucks me up because if I mess up the pace, and rush a certain character further away from the rest, I might get him/her killed and turn the situation upside down (my main reason of fucking up missions and getting characters killed in XCOM 2). But at the same time I have to rush to avoid what I have shown in the screenshot.

It's a Bri'ish that told me this, maybe another lie
I think it might be some sausage

I kiss everyone on the cheek

Except non family males for me.

Santiago it's fucking cursed, first my dad's car broke down in the middle of the city, now someone slashed my fucking tyre

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The problem is the cough, gotta keep a distance of at least one meter at all times.

That's a bummer, is this town known for having criminals and delinquence ?

Nooo, not the Ibiza!

you fucked with the mafia?

>known for having criminals and delinquence ?
No, it's one of the safest cities of Spain, shit happens I guess
It's a 2004 Leon mk1 sweetie

Boring

Maltanon flipping out (flag pun intended)

Hmm, could be the Zalzett tal-Malti.
Kek.

Vghhhh
Have you made any change to the motor or turbo?

>Drinking human milk
What's next, eating human flesh?

:|

No, it's already the 110cv turbo model

Nice. With a bit of tuning you can get it up to 145.

Do what you want with this knowledge

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Same, even male friends
Damn that sucks, sorry fren

I don't need this soy garbage because I have studied the ways of the blade.

>even male friends
Pretty gay ngl

I rather not, I know I'm gonna use all the 145 cv kek, I enjoy having a 5'3L/100km shitbox