he shot millions...
He shot millions
Any Forums will defend this
Does his snipe hajis with his katanas?
they try to suicide bomb him but he cuts off their trigger hand
i just noticed the muzzle flash
how did the gun go off??
those are for close quarters combat, as a last resort he will bust out the aikido
Can the iron soldier of kyiv stop steve?
wahappun...
Builds tension
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Deadpool is a fag.
you're damn right I will
dey tooger
Ukrainebros I don't feel so good...
6 million to be exact
Yes but why is he shooting at the ground?
He shot millions, of ants
>cia asset
>mob ties
>took on the yakuza
>broke James Bond's wrist
>made a film about the environment before Al Gore
>Defeated the Warner Brothers
>deputy sheriff
>black belt in martial arts
>action icon
>wine connoisseur
>independent film star
>reality TV star
>dramatic TV star
>author
>screen writer
>director
>musician
>energy drink line owner
>Buddhist deity
>Sex Symbol
>Ambassador
>friends with putin
>Banned from the Ukraine
>climbed Hollywood in less than a decade
>spared jcvds life
>grew his hair back
barred from death, he is doomed to fall for eternity
to save dozens
>be me
>be younger
>haven't seen a new Seagal movie in forever
>this gem appears on the new release shelf
>"wow it's just like how Stallone did a new Rambo, action stars are back"
>Watch movie
>steven seagal gifted a cowboy hat but never wears it
>boob back massage.jpg
>seagal unstoppable meme (TM)
I actually didn't hate it and I remembered it being better than it was cause I watched some scenes from it the other day and was surprised to find it looked even lower budget than I remembered
>green bird starts playing