>russian soldier: *kills john wicks dog*
>john wick: “So… You have chosen death.”
>vladimir putin: *surprised pikachu face*
>zelenskyy: *starts flossing*
Russian soldier: *kills john wicks dog*
Ryan Ortiz
Mason Allen
>me: wait thats illegal
Leo Davis
War..... war is söy....
Nathan Sanchez
>my mom: empty your piss jugs
Isaiah Ward
YAAASSSSS
I'L GIVE YOU ALL MY REDDIT GOLD IF YOU ANIMATE THIS
Josiah James
>UN: wait that's illegal
>biden: awkwaaard
>speech 100
>ghost of kyiv: YOU are breathtaking
>wholesome 100
Wyatt Brooks
Yep. It's kino time
Chase Lewis
>stan lee flies by in a spaceship: "I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!"
Josiah Powell
>skywalker: Expeliamus!
Juan Myers
LMAO UPVOTED
Juan Robinson
No one:
Literally no one:
Intestine worms during gay anal sex: "Not cool bruh"
Daniel Johnson
>reddit reinforcements arrive
>slay putin
>roll credits
>highest rated movie on imdb for the next 10 years
Joseph Scott
>no one:
>absolutely no one:
>op: i enjoy penis
but seriously there's nothing wrong with gays
Juan Thomas
The after credits scene is just everyone clapping
Charles Turner
>POV: you're putin when the ghost of kyiv opens it's cockpit and it's black widow from the avengers
>sheeeesh
Evan Adams
>John Wick: goes to fight for KEEV
>Ukrainian soldier: *kills john wick by mistake*
>Ukrainian civilian: posts video online
>Zelenskyy, reddit, and media: "BRAVE UKRAINIAN HEROES KILL RUSSIAN SPY"
>Putin: Who's John Wick? A super assassin called baba yaga? Baba yaga is a girl, l o l haha!
>Biden: forgets this ever happened
Sebastian Rivera
best thread on Any Forums
Kevin Robinson
>thousands of russian soldiers are dying
Noah Reed
>I used to be an adventurer, like you. Then I took an arrow in the Kniev
Brandon Bennett
Nicholas Murphy
brehs...this is so me...
Kayden Rogers
>g-gee rick, this st-stuff in ukraine looks pretty bad...
>oh for fucks sake MORTY, seriously? you’ve seen entire planets atomised, species extincted on the whim of an old man who wanted to get home and take a shit in peace- think about that, entire civilisations have perished because I was bored and wanted to finish whatever adventure we were on before I crapped my fucking pants. scratch that, I could have held it even, I just wanted to shit at home
>awwwe come on rick this is ukraine! t-they’re fighting to the last man against this p-putin guy and yknow... I - I ah Ive been doing a lot for you recently and jessica wo-
>seriously morty? that redhead slut? you want me to get involved in international politics over pussy... again?!
>rick I j-
>nah ill do it, fuck that putin doucheswab. let’s portal over, kill the bastard infront of his elderly soviet entourage and freak them out a bit. after that we can disintegrate their entire army in a second while I play candy crush on my cybernetic implants. fuck russia. let’s save ukraine.
Grayson Gonzalez
Attention Audience: HP lovecraft lost his cat, please walk around calling his name to find it.
Joshua Stewart
>troons trying to frogpost
You will never be a real women
Ethan Kelly
>Putin: Ukraine must surrender
>Tony Stark: sir this is a Wendys
Daniel Gutierrez
Fugging kino bread guys xd
Ethan Cook
>putin: Byron!
>what?
>putin: Byron!
bing bong noise
Jose Jackson
You will never be a man R*ssoid