Literally how

Literally how

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It’s just a TV show. A work of fiction. Obviously not possible

I haven't had sex in 25 years

i'm turning 30 next year and never held hands with a woman

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do you guys need help with women? I am married with 2 kids I can show you the ropes

How do I get a woman if I have Asperger and I am 5’3ft tall?

Friends isn’t funny, Fraiser and Seinfeld were always better

>34
>never had sex
>never hugged a non-family member
>never held a girl's hand
>never been on a date
>never kissed anyone
>never received any positive attention from anyone

silly frogposter

Based. Women are evil

Go to Poland and get a Ukrainian refugee

no i'm good. i know what my problem is but it is irreperable.

I like the idea of women, but not the reality. They are truly evil and barely human.

Ya

I haven't had physical contact with another human in 5 years....

Just wait 10 years and women will be phased out by sexbots.

She will trade up as soon as we go back to the West

Me
>22
>never had sex
>hugged a friend and some classmates but that's it, plus all of it was over 5 years ago
>never held anyone's hand
>never been on a date
>kissed two girls and a cute boy
>did receive some positive attention but very minimal
It hurts a lot.

I miss the warmth of another human being.

>Waaaaah I'm an X year old virgin

It's much worse when you have had sex and then go many years without it. That moment she breaks up with you and you go from fucking daily to not knowing when or if you'll do it again is pure torture.

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I don't think that'll happen. The old holes will do what they always do, make it illegal so they don't miss out on free shit. That's the only reason why AoC is a thing, and you can't marry a 13-year-old anymore. Post-wall holes need men.

Joey was the only character I liked

Damn that's brutal user