MEANWHILE on 50's Any Forums

MEANWHILE on 50's Any Forums...

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boy, i sure do in love my undiagnosed ptsd from killing japs on some island in the middle of the ocean. at least my wife that i've enough sex with to produce 2.5 kids can cook a semi-decent dinner

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Getting really tired of all these Italians, Irish, and Portuguese
There making this country non-white and it makes me sick

>gee I sure do love earning enough on one salary that my wife can stay home and cook and clean and I can still afford to put my 2.5 kids through college and I can own this land which will be worth half a million in 50 years and the blacks and the gays know their place and Art Carney is on Sullivan tonight

Man I miss the drive in.
Two movies and you could run run around with your asshole friends causing trouble.

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I sure do like that Rock Hudson fellow! A real man’s man, if you ask me. Why I’ll bet he has to beat the girls away from him with a stick!

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Boy I sure do love being a pathetic braindead neocon who beats my wife and lives a sad boring life in a soulless wooden shed. And MAAAAAN this gay ass rock music is SWELL!

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Hahaha. What a nigger.

Yes

I hate niggers
*everyone starts clapping*

I like that DuMont network, I think it's going places.

>took my girl to the pictures
>outside the theater a negro walked up to us
>"ey no blip blap jimmy ass gooba doo muhfugguh whitefolk hmm?"
If all this integration hooey they keep talking about happens we are in a heap of trouble

>Theres a commie at the popcorn stand! Lets show that marxsman a thing about marksmenship

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You know boys that war was rough but at least everything is nice.

>.5
You wife birthed a warwick?

Seriously, why don't they make cars like this anymore?

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modern cars are legally required to not be pointy in the event they mow through a crowd of people

this is a simulacrum of california in the early 60's, right? there's no way this ever existed

Unironically a bunch of health and safety stuff.

>enter drive-in one summer night to make teenage memories
>it's humid as hell
>sound quality out of tiny receiver they give you is garbage
>sitting in car seat for 2 hours makes ass numb
>dipshit teens with cars everywhere who don't even try to be quiet
>"HEY PAULIE IS THAT YOU?" -*HONK HONK*- "HEY WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE SANDLOT AFTER THIS"
>"Hold on wait you gotta hear my new engine check this out *BRRRMMMMMN*"
>headlights from people behind you
>couple arguing in the car next to you

no wonder they died the moment AC was invented, it was an objectively worse movie experience

They're all attractive and white

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>Commie hands typed this post

That's exactly what California was like once upon a time.
t. born and raised in the pozzed racial jungle version of California but all my boomer relatives have pictures and stories from when it was heaven on Earth

You don't go to the drive-in for the movies you go to the drive-in to make out with your steady.

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imagine the cicadas in the fading twilight. fuck that

Do you hear that ?
That's the sound of no nigger noise.
Gee whiz the future looks bright, nothing but flying cars and colonies on Mars from here on out.

>be a girl in the 50s
>have sex with a black guy because it might be fun
>dad is suspicious, loses his shit
>tell him it was rape
>negro gets lynched by the town, sheriff looks the other way because he and dad were war buddies
>town pitches in to pay for a full scholarship

>1950s Neocon

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Sheriff looks the other way because he can't arrest an entire town, and even if he could it defeats the purpose of a sheriffs department.
A functioning society >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nigger coom

that virgin in the background

>"Ugh these fucking normies I can't even hear the movie, I'm losing the important plot details of Radioactive Ant-men from Pluto"

God, I sure hope no darkies move into the city.

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People have always had goldfish brains if this was the standard for advertisements